Urban legend confirmed: Fried chicken really is the way to a stripper's.........
joker44
In the wind
I'd seen past TUSCLer posts about KFC and strippers but discounted this as the usual nonsense because:
"Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."
Tonight I visited a local Kansas City club. In walks a rotund man with big circular-lensed eyeglasses and carrying a sack of fried chicken. He gives the sack to a waitress after saving several pieces for himself. He sits at a table, orders a soft drink and begins to eat two pieces of chicken stopping only to go to the stage to tip dancers with a couple of greasy dollars.
My dancer companion at the time excused herself to 'freshen up' taking the drink I'd just bought her.
Meanwhile, dancers out on the floor begin excusing themselves from custies and drifting back to the DR for a piece of chicken. Some come back to thank the guy and offer lappers when he's finished eating. Not sure he washed his hands before heading for the couches.
So for strippers $$ is the entree but fried chicken is the appetizer.
BTW, apparently it's taboo to bring in KFC to a KC strip club; this guy brought Church's!
Finger lickin' good.
"Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."
Tonight I visited a local Kansas City club. In walks a rotund man with big circular-lensed eyeglasses and carrying a sack of fried chicken. He gives the sack to a waitress after saving several pieces for himself. He sits at a table, orders a soft drink and begins to eat two pieces of chicken stopping only to go to the stage to tip dancers with a couple of greasy dollars.
My dancer companion at the time excused herself to 'freshen up' taking the drink I'd just bought her.
Meanwhile, dancers out on the floor begin excusing themselves from custies and drifting back to the DR for a piece of chicken. Some come back to thank the guy and offer lappers when he's finished eating. Not sure he washed his hands before heading for the couches.
So for strippers $$ is the entree but fried chicken is the appetizer.
BTW, apparently it's taboo to bring in KFC to a KC strip club; this guy brought Church's!
Finger lickin' good.
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Long live the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay!
I remember going to Sasnak in Topeka, KS, the ultimate dive strip club, one time. KFC is literally next door. I remember there was a bartender there once who asked all the dancers to go up to the bar and she asked them what they all wanted from KFC. A few minutes later, she comes back with a huge bag with chicken for everyone. I even ended up with a couple pieces. Then this one obese chick who I saw eating at the barcomes up to me and tells me I shouldn't eat it because it will make me fat. That was just too weird.
Read again the description of this shlemiel; he looked like a character in a TV comedy, or like a cartoon character.
A Master's in strip clubbing might go for KFC but a shlemiel always goes with less than the best.
Those are the best fast food burgers though. I wish we had them