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Urban legend confirmed: Fried chicken really is the way to a stripper's.........

I'd seen past TUSCLer posts about KFC and strippers but discounted this as the usual nonsense because:

"Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

Tonight I visited a local Kansas City club. In walks a rotund man with big circular-lensed eyeglasses and carrying a sack of fried chicken. He gives the sack to a waitress after saving several pieces for himself. He sits at a table, orders a soft drink and begins to eat two pieces of chicken stopping only to go to the stage to tip dancers with a couple of greasy dollars.

My dancer companion at the time excused herself to 'freshen up' taking the drink I'd just bought her.

Meanwhile, dancers out on the floor begin excusing themselves from custies and drifting back to the DR for a piece of chicken. Some come back to thank the guy and offer lappers when he's finished eating. Not sure he washed his hands before heading for the couches.

So for strippers $$ is the entree but fried chicken is the appetizer.

BTW, apparently it's taboo to bring in KFC to a KC strip club; this guy brought Church's!

Finger lickin' good.