Reviews by sinclair

I went to The Men’s Club at 20:45 on a Saturday night. When I pulled up, there was a beggar harassing a customer walking out, which is a typical annoyance in Flint Town. There was…

I went to Club Saratoga at 21:00 on a Friday night. Parking on the street in front of the club is free after 17:30. There was a $5 cover charge at the door. Sincweisers were…

I was in the Iron Range on a Saturday night, so I went to the Gladiator Bar at 21:15. Parking is free on the street. Broadway Street is peppered with a half dozen bars, but…

I went to the Wild Orchid Cabaret at 22:45 on a Wednesday night. The parking lot is on both sides and behind the building. There was a $6 cover charge and a pat down for…

I went to MY CLUB on a Friday night after midnight, technically very early Saturday morning. MY CLUB is an afterhours club without a liquor license. Patrons can bring their own beer: cans or bottles.…

I went to Baby Aces at 20:05 on a Tuesday night. The parking lot is gravel, and the building is not very large, maybe 1,600 square feet. There was a $5 cover charge. No sleeveless…

I went to Peppermints Lounge on a Monday around 18:30. The building is located close to Louisiana Highway 182, and there is only enough space out front to park five or six vehicles without boxing…

I went to The Woods Cabaret at 18:30 on a Thursday. The strip club was dead, and the guy at the door said there probably would be no dancers working until after 21:00. I came…

I went to Bandidas Cabaret at 18:50 on a Thursday night. The club starts charging a $10 cover charge at 19:00, so I was able to narrowly save an Alexander Hamilton. There is a small…

I went to the second Vampiz Men's Club location in Nuevo Progreso, which is closer to the border crossing, at 16:00 on a Thursday afternoon. (The larger, more well known Vampiz location on Calle Chihuahua…

I went to Vampiz at 14:30 on a Thursday. There was no cover charge to get in. There is a tiny bar on the left with only two stools. On the right wall there is…

I went to Club Cheetah on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is located right along the frontage road of Texas 358. Parking is on the right side of the building and behind it in a…

I went to The Palace Men's Club at 22:00 on a Monday night. There is parking in front of and behind the building. The door is on the south side of the building, facing the…

La Esquina Lounge is an after hours club. They don't get busy until after 02:00 when the local bars close down. It will be empty if you come in early. They don't have a liquor…

I went to Maximus Gentlemen’s Club at 21:05 on a Saturday night. The last TUSCL review was eight years ago, so I really didn’t know what to expect. There was a $20 cover at the…

I went to The Pony at 23:15 on a Friday night. The club is a pink metal building surrounded by factories on the west side of Galesburg. There was no cover charge to get in.…

I went to JJ’s Cabaret at 20:50 on a Friday night. The club is a metal building with a gravel parking lot. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. There is a small…

I went to Mystic Cabaret on a Thursday night at 20:00. This club was formerly known as Cheetah before being rebranded. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. The dress code posted said…

I went to Club 10 Gentlemen's Club at 17:45 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge to get in. The stage is an island in the middle of the room with two thick…

I went to the Matador Club at 21:45 on a Wednesday night. This strip club is literally next to the fence of Eglin Air Force Base. From the outside, the building looks like it might…

I went to The Executive Gentlemen’s Club at midnight on a Monday night. There was no cover charge. I had not been inside this establishment since 2017 when it was Scores Mansion, and the inside…

I went to Escapes at 22:30 on a Tuesday night. There was no cover charge and only one other customer inside when I arrived. The party ratcheted up after midnight, and eventually there was a…

I went to 327 Club at 01:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $25 cover charge at the door, but the door girl said if I tipped her, she would waive the cover charge.…

I went to the Penthouse Club at 22:30 on a Saturday night with a group of people. There was a $16 cover charge at the door. There are three stages: two are round islands with…

I went to the Long Branch Saloon at 00:40 on a Friday night. This strip club is a metal building located out in the farm fields ten minutes west of Vicksburg. The parking lot was…