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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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For those who like Em "thick"

Extra special bonus -- she's a redhead! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3364774/I-know-m-fat-Size-22-model-Tess-Holliday-reveals-refuses-diet-don-t-work-blasts-Victoria-s-Secret-s-unrealistic-beauty-standards.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 17

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This is the end of my plan to marry the DS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3365596/Austrian-millionaire-left-penniless-prostitute-married-Pretty-Woman-style-romance-flees-cash-jewellery-car-crash-left-seriously-ill.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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Miami Mid-Winter Meet Up

Warm sunshine, gorgeous women, full nude full service clubs, the beach, and the opportunity to see Papi Chulo mode in the person. It doesn't get much better than that. It's time for the mid winter Miami meet up, and this…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 31

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The men of the tuscl

http://acidcow.com/pics/8268-funny-and-strange-men-39-pics.html I don't want to reveal everyone so I'll limit it to these three: 3 is obviously Motörhead 26 is SJG while he was a student at San Jose High 28 is Rech and one of the twins Trust me, I've met…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 15

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Fill in the blank

Fill in the blank If you could invent -----, you'd be the richest man in the world. My answer: a bottle containing youthful exuberance, extraordinary beauty, unbridled eroticism, and huge natural tits. In the exact combination that I had last night.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Time to vote for PL of the year

Here are the candidates for PL of the Year. Please vote by number, and feel free to defend your vote. If you or your alias votes more than once, all votes will be disqualified. Voting is over…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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Ricky and John at a bar

Ricky walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Ricky says, "John, what are you so happy for?" "Well Ricky, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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PL of the year award candidate

This is probably the last one of the year 68-year-old Home Depot worker rode his bike across town while wearing a French maid outfit and a chastity belt so he could be dominated by an escort. He was riding his…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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Mons Venus

I was doing a google search on female reproductive anatomy to try and figure out my stripper with the crooked vagina. During my research, I inadvertently discovered how Mons Venus got its name. “Mons Veneris: This is a fancy…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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Crooked Vagina

I had no idea that women have a part of their anatomy called the mons veneria. OK. Some of you are going to say I’m lying. I admit that up front. If some of you posted…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 14

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Anal sex question

I can't seem to get over thinking about fucking a girl in the ass. I'm frankly a little scared to do it, but I think I'm probably going to end up there so why not go ahead and try…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 31

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Name That Stripper

Name that Stripper I have no idea how to manage this, but I have a new regular dancer. She joins video girl, free girl, DS I, and DS II. She needs a nickname. Here's a little bit about her.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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Givin the dog a bone

I've got an itc bbbjcim scheduled for this evening with a new stripper that I've only seen once before. She's a gorgeous redhead with huge natural tits so I'm very excited. Not a DS candidate however because she's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 20

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Another bucket list item fulfilled

I'm fucking a perfect 10. That's not a statement that I make lightly. I've only seen a half dozen naked women in person that I honestly consider a 10. And the most I've ever gotten with the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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Science answers one of life's most important questions

Which urinal to choose. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3354170/How-choose-best-urinal-using-MATHS-Scientists-calculate-spot-ensure-privacy-men-s-room.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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Picture of Tumblingdice's girlfriend doing her pole work

https://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fat-stripper1.jpg I didn't realize until I got this pucture that she's a redhead. No wonder Shadow Cat used to fuck her before she put on a few pounds.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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This is How High I am Right Now

While jerking off, I imagined me and two other guys tucking my wife. It was very very realistic. I was so into it, and she was massively turned on. I ate her out, she sucked one guy and…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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A New Sex Act

I've added a new sex act to the repertoire with video girl. I think I might do it with the others too. We usually do this after the private lap dance and after the first blow job and mouth fuck,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 17

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Strippers now treated as employees. Sort of.

A stripper friend was telling me recently that she now gets paid an employee salary with taxes deducted and is no longer treated as an independent contractor. The details weren't 100% clear cause it's a new system, but she…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 28

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Another Surprise

Men have a better sense of direction than women! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3349303/Sorry-ladies-Men-really-better-sense-direction-Males-use-different-brain-navigate-giving-testosterone-women-boosts-ability.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 12

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Surprise! Men prefer bigger breasts.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3345999/Woman-gets-34-matches-Tinder-digitally-enhancing-cleavage-DD.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Something to start the week off right for the ass guys

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3339279/Farmer-pulls-potato-looks-like-s-suggestive-position.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4

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I would attend this guy's church

60 year old married pastor marries cute 19 year old redhead who is pregnant with his child. I like this guy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3339219/I-try-not-jealous-Pastor-60-marries-pregnant-girlfriend-19-blessing-wife-44-women-live-different-wings-Ohio-home.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 15

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PL of the year award nominee

What's more important: your life, or your throbbin hood? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3333295/Customer-German-sex-shop-burning-ground-rescued-firefighters-refused-leave-reached-climax-Throbbin-Hood.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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DS II

This story is for every 35 + year old guy whose fantasy is to intimately make love to an almost unimaginably gorgeous young college student. I am living that fantasy. We've been on a date for several hours but now…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 16
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