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7 years ago
I had forgotten that there are some clubs around Chicago that have stage nudity and alcohol.
And I wasn't aware that some Baltimore clubs have full nudity and alcohol. The only club I've been to in the Baltimore area was byob.
The comments about Detroit clubs are confusing. Everything I've seen is just topless. Until you fuck the dancer of course.
The most surprising information of all is that Orlando and Salt Lake City are nude with full alcohol. Maybe we should have the next meetup at Disney.
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7 years ago
I didn't remember that Portland clubs have alcohol. Any place else besides Portland and the cities that I mentioned?
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7 years ago
It's a "nearly $1K" lighting system, which probably means it cost under $200. What a dump.
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7 years ago
Do not go to Follies at night unless you are very comfortable at black dives. Also, I have heard that the mileage at Follies is not nearly as good at night as it is during the day.
Cheetah is low mileage, and air dances on the main floor. But it's popular because it has the hottest women, and lots of them. You can get grinding in the VIP but it's very dancer specific. I rarely do VIPs there but if I did it would only be with a clear understanding that the dancer was going to give me two way contact lap dances.
You might like Tattle tales.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Shailynn, thanks for doing the ten questions thing. It's a nice positive exercise in the midst of troll hell.
1. There have been 3 dream strippers. Sadly, I don't see any of them any more. DS II graduated from college and moved overseas. DS III had a very screwed up life and disappeared. I hope she's ok but she doesn't answer any of my messages, and her Facebook page has been inactive for a long time. I keep hoping to see her at one of the clubs she used to work at but no sign. DS I is my greatest addiction ever and to avoid bankruptcy I am trying to stay away from her. But just to prove how pathetic I am I still pay her phone bill.
2. i go to clubs an average of 4-5 times per month.
3. I last saw the DS aprox 8 months ago. Our last date was a short one. Just dinner and intimacy. She was having her period so I settled for a private show and blow job. But there are many stories about our adventures together that I haven't told. Like the time we bought weed on a Caribbean island and I thought she was kidnapped by the the drug dealer. This is the same trip in which I asked a guy to buy weed and he ended up being a cop. Good times. I may get around to telling "the rest of the story" some day.
4. I don't really watch any current shows on the air except sports. But I'm watching older shows like Breaking Bad. Awesome show, and it has convinced me to never try meth.
5. Miami dolphins. They have been my fav since childhood.
6. I have been divorced since 2015, and it is fan fucking tastic. Should have done it a long long time ago. Best decision of my life. I haven't seen or heard from the old ball and chain in many months, and that makes me gloriously happy.
7. I have been to just about every city in the continental US that has decent strip clubs so it's hard to chose someplace good that I haven't been. I guess I'd chose Canada because I've heard the clubs there are good, and I assume they speak English and have the white girls that I like. I don't know what city there has the best clubs. I'd obviously look it up before I went. Tijuana would also be fun but only with guys who know what they are doing and hable espanol. Latinas aren't really my thing though, so I'd put Canada ahead of Mexico. What I really want to visit are FKK clubs, although Germany doesn't qualify for this question.
8. Nope. I strip club alone. Never taken anyone with me other than a stripper.
8. The second craziest Tuscl happening also involved Heck. This time in Detroit (the death defying car ride was in Miami). No time to tell the story now but I'll post it sometime soon. Can't remember if I told any of the story after it happened. I hope he gets out of jail in the near future.
10. I enjoy cooking although I don't have nearly as much time to cook as I would like to.
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7 years ago
Chose the menu item "nearby clubs" on tuscl and then authorize disclosing your location for the browser. This will show the club's closest to you in order of proximity.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Following that lasagna recipe would be like trying to read a SJG post. Ain't nobody got time for that. Jack can you bring some to the next Detroit meetup?
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Not exactly my type but I'd be in lust with her tits so probably so.
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7 years ago
I get offered free $2,000 credit lines all the time. Nothing can go wrong.
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7 years ago
If these damn strippers would just stop perfuming their beds with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon then maybe I'd be able to quit ducking them.
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7 years ago
If you want Detroit style clubs, there aren't a lot of options. The most like Detroit would be Atlanta, Miami, and Phoenix. They aren't the same but as close as you can get.
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7 years ago
Juice you have outstanding taste in women.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Jet Strip, which lopaw mentioned, is a lower end dive kind of club. I usually would never order food there but several reviews said they had great cheeseburgers so I ordered lunch. The reviews were right. Probably one of the best cheeseburgers I've had.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
I usually only eat at clubs that have a decent menu that goes well beyond microwave pizza. Occasionally you find a club with a really good restaurant. For example Cheetah in Atlanta has a very high end restaurant in the club. There is a club in southeast Florida that also has a high end restaurant but I can't recall the name.
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7 years ago
I have never searched for any type of information on a stripper in any way shape or form except that I read the Facebook pages of my three dream strippers. I simply see no reason to search, and it would make me feel like a stalker. Yes i could maybe find out if she is an escort but if she is fucking me for money then I already know the answer to that question.
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7 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Rick is probably in his way to Florida already.
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7 years ago
I don't like oil or lotion on tits cause I'm gonna be sucking them a lot.
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7 years ago
It depends upon who the fav is. If she is a DS, then she will likely get 80-90 percent of my money for the evening. Other favs might get more like 30-60%.
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7 years ago
I believe in mentoring young strippers. You should tell her why it is stupid to stick to the same routine for every song, and ignore your customer's request. To get the point across as you walk away, show her the stack of 20s that you are prepared to spend on dancers who are more customer service oriented. She will learn quickly.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
I occasionally give a big stage to give a popular girl incentive to play with me. However, I do this by simply giving her a few bigger bills and promising her that there's a lot more where that came from. This is the way to do it if you just want the girl to play with you instead of some other loser. If instead you throw a huge pile of $1 bills on the stage, your goal is to get personal attention for yourself from others in the club by making a scene. Not my style.
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7 years ago
My fav comment
Poor girl. She can come stay at my place.
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7 years ago
And I agree that the existence of a prostitute is a necessary element of a charge of soliciting a prostitute. That charge will get dismissed..
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7 years ago
Damn. Jesse charges me $200.
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7 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Hard to believe that there are so many guys with the same name.