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7 years ago
She left the towel balled up in the corner of the bench.
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7 years ago
This is a good idea. It would be helpful to know in advance which clubs scan ID so as to avoid them.
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7 years ago
A wide range of answers. I expected no less. Jack wins the award for the most creative theory, although it wasn’t towlie.
Here’s what happened. I had agreed with the dancer beforehand that we would titty fuck. An orgasm was also impliedly promised.
She delivers as promised, the little head explodes after ten min or so of fucking her C cups, and she has cum all over her chest. It was a lot.
And naturally she has no tissues. So there we sit, my shrinking dick between her tits, her in my lap with her chest full of cum, and both afraid to move for fear of making the mess worse.
I considered ranting and raving about how prostitutes in strip clubs always seem unprepared when I ejaculate on them. I decided against it but I did remember the towel and suggested that this might be a good time to retrieve it. She wiped up and all was well.
I still don’t know for sure if that was the intended purpose of the towel or not. I’m inclined to think that it wasn’t because this is not a big extras place. But it was nice to have it available.
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7 years ago
Guys who are knowledgeable about strip clubs don’t go to clubs in Orlando. At least they don’t want to admit it if they ever do. For this reason I suspect that it will be difficult to find a legitimate recommendation. Our advice when asked about Orlando is always “go somewhere else.”
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7 years ago
I admire this guy. Best of luck joe.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Ats funny.
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7 years ago
It helps a lot that nothing illegal was found in the raid. It would also be important to know how strong the evidence of illegal activity was that was the basis for the raid.
It would be wonderful if this strategy succeeded and was a model for other clubs being harassed. But I doubt it will happen. Most raids turn up some bullshit charges that are enough to justify police action. Plus most club owners would be too scared and too cheap to follow suit.
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7 years ago
Gorgeous tits but otherwise she looks awful.
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7 years ago
I spend very little in a club except on da strippers. $5-10 cover and $10 for the one minimum drink is usually all. But if I stay long enough for the munchies to hit then occasionally $10-20 for food.
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7 years ago
Seriously, a dress code at a Mexican brothel???? You’ve got to be kidding.
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7 years ago
Bambi gives blow jobs in the VIP. Only hand jobs in the T room.
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7 years ago
I know better than to look at any pics that shadow posts. My eyes still haven’t recovered from the last time I did it.
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7 years ago
Damn whoever owns Follies has got big balls. I hope it works out but there seems to be a big risk of pissing off the authorities and giving them incentive to fuck with the best club anywhere.
Did the cops find anything significant in the raid?
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7 years ago
I get why you would want a service but I’d fly solo. Besides the fact that I would feel unbelievably pathetic driving around in a bus/van/whatever with a bunch of other fat middle aged men looking for love from sex workers, I enjoy travel. The steps you identify as such a hassle are second nature to me.
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7 years ago
Balance works best. I have favs. I’ve had DSes. But I also play with new candidates who want to audition for a fav role.
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7 years ago
The DS had one other customer who was as in love with her as I was, and spent the money on her to prove it. I eventually found out that the guy lived in an apt directly across the street from her club.
But I don’t think I’d want to live so close to a good strip club. I’m close enough to going broke as it is.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Clubber has the best avatar. Nobody else comes close.
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7 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
I also can’t stand drunk strippers and would never do a VIP with them. But a high stripper, as long as the high is from weed, is a lot o fun.
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7 years ago
You had me for the first 30 seconds.
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
If the dancer in the next booth spits a white sticky substance in your drink as she finishes dances for the guy next to you, then it’s a good bet that you’re in an extras club.
This happened to me once although it was my dancer spitting in the drink of the guy next to us. He was oblivious.
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7 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I can’t believe it’s over. I thought this was true love for sure.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Yes it’s pathetic. And yes every man does it. Try walking trough a college campus sometime for a particularly fun version of rate the women.
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7 years ago
Guess I’m in the minority’s but I think it’s a turn on. At least it can be with the right girl. For example I remember when the DS was pregnant (not by me). Even before she told me I could tell that there was something about her that made her even more attractive. Her breasts got bigger, her face was prettier, and she just seemed even more feminine and sexy.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Sadly most are too old for me. But there are a few blonds in there who could compete for the coveted position of DS4.
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7 years ago
This is terribly news for homeless people.