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ilbbaicnl

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869 posts by ilbbaicnl

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Let's guess nicespice's dancer name

My guess: Snarkerella

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 43

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How come strippers don't become roofers in their 30s?

Always impresses me seeing roofers walk around high pitched roofs like I walk around my living room. Wouldn't walking on platform heels be good practice for that? Don't need big biceps with a nail gun. One of my ATFs…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 11

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Cognitive Dissonance?

We criticize stripper life choices, but we risk dying in 2AMers in order to fondle shapely bums.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 16

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Kali

I heard that Kali will be back in the club tomorrow night (Saturday 8/14/21). She'll have to take it a little easy, her back is still on the mend. Rose has come back, but I don't know if…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 6

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SJG's frenzy-posting to nicespice's threads

Does he do it to keep her boobs at the top of the Discussion Board page? Goals, he could have worse ones. I make the Kierkegaardian leap of faith those are really her boobs.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 18

Tijuana

Just plain sex?

So, based on the last discussion, I'm wondering if there's any place you can go in TJ if you just want something as close to GFE as possible with a good-looking young woman? Somebody being humiliated turns me off…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 22

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Why I Love Dogs

You can totally check out a hot chick while she's walking her job. If you get busted for it, you can claim you thought the dog was super cute.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 3

Tijuana

Cali Obamacare

A bit off topic, but if any of you are early retirees living in Cali, how's the Obamacare working for you? How's the premiums?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 12

Tijuana

What's Her Haircut?

With the chicks working the higher-end clubs, what percentage of the money you pay them do they get to keep? What percentage of them have pimps?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 20

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Getting Wet

Dancers, if you get wet during a lap dance, do you prefer it if the customer pretends not to notice, even if they do? Does it make you feel like you're cheating if you're with somebody exclusively?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 6 9

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Self park

If anyone has some intel about safe places so self-park nearby, please share.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 586 1

Politics

If it comes down to it, how does an average person go up against the neo-klan?

I don't have a gun, and have never fired one. I figure the best I can do is to take as many out before they take me out. One idea is to get a hold of a big…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 14

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Millennial guys = low T ?

I know a dancer who can't seem to find decent fuck buddies. She likes guys who are in shape but is not super picky about it (but generally not into guys over 45). She says guys under 25…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 6

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Weird COVID Plus

A dancer kissed me hard on mouth, through both our masks. She hadn't done so in the pre-mask days. Much points for cleverness. She probably felt more comfortable doing it through two layers of cloth. The…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 8

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skipthegames.eu

Has anybody had a good experience with a SW from this site? Seems dominated by scammers, addicts, chicks with pimps.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 34 3

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Have any clubs switched to dancing-only?

With no food or beverage (only beaverage). So everyone can keep their mask on the whole time. Even in places where bars and restaurants were closed, the shopping malls were allowed to get so crowded people were practically…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 4 5

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Seeking Mecca for lap dance pilgrimage

Where would you go on vacation if the goal was lots of really good lap dances? Looking for a place in North America or Caribbean. I have no racial or ethnic preferences for dancers, long as they have…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 20

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Love you long time

When you encounter a sex worker who doesn't speak English well, how worried should you be that she's getting pimped? By which I mean, not free to quit, not getting a fair share of the money, not free to…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 4

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High Mileage Strippers

Haha you fell for the click bait. I'm wonder about dancers for whom it's a multi-hour round-trip from where they live to where they dance. I'm not sure all of them realize they need to allow for at…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 6 16

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, IL

COVID

Has anyone been there is the last 3 months? What are the changes due to COVID?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 12 1

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Obsolete Jokes

1. Two crotch crabs, Carl and Chris, meet up on the beach on Florida vacation. Chris: Man you're shivering like crazy! Carl: Yeah, I rode down in a biker's beard, the cold air was blowing on me the whole…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2

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Poll: Would you go to a club if everyone was required to wear a mask

I would. But being a hardcore perv, I'd probably go even if nobody had a mask. I don't go to drink, so that's not a problem for me. I guess there could be flap to stick your…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 52

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Pimp or Rentboy?

Have you noticed, for those dancers who tolerate a live-in boyfriend with no job, it's confusing whether he's a pimp or a rentboy, or somehow a combination of both? One week she'll be like, he really yelled at me…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 21

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Let's Get Mickey

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-making-beer-using-bacteria-7657783

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 2

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Separating the boob men from the boob boys...

http://imgur.com/533IdYP

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 5
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