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Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

BBWs

Was in there this weekend, noticed 5+ BBW dancers. So might be worth a road trip, if this is your preference. This club is also good if you like dancers who hit the gym hard, and achieve a feminine, curvy-firm…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 10 1

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Strippers who bring snacks to OTC

How do you feel about this? Should they really be so blatant that we are not a shnack ourselves? I guess it's better than the one who'd raid my fridge when she came over.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 28

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Are we more shallow or more honest?

There are even a lot of guys who would say we should stick to women who are "age-appropriate". In truth, I'm actually fine with age-appropriate, my problem is being satisfied pudgy/saggy/homely-appropriate. I'm also not feeling it that sex…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 25

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Retirement Planning

Often, when a dancer expresses concern that her boobs may be too droopy, I volunteer to retire early, so I can walk around behind her and hold them up. This volunteer activity would I think drastically reduce my spending…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 13

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Superhero Stripping?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/d0/5d/02d05da1ac39ba13761551c2b851951e.jpg Seems possible there are lots of hot women who'd strip if nobody knew about it. Would you buy a dance from a stripper with a kicking bod but a face you couldn't see? The next level of anonymity…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 2

Tijuana

El efe

Say you're making a quick trip (under 24 hours). How many dollars in cash do you bring? How many fives and singles? How many (if any) cash pesos is it good to have? Should you get…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 13

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Kinda looks like duct tape

https://www.theboobtape.com/

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 1

Politics

Sharpton 2024?

Trump dominates the GOP because people who never voted before registered and started voting when he was on the ballot. Many are not that issue-oriented. They (often rightly) feel fucked over, and are looking for a brawler to…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 12

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Plague moral dilemma

Getting the urge to get some lappers this weekend (like most weekends). But I've been feeling a bit run down this week, had some minor sinus drama, and a bit of a scratchy throat. Did get the rona…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 17

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OT: Escorts and Preferred411

Is it worth it to become a registered PL with P411? What are the alternatives? I save a good chunk of change by using a pre-paid cell phone plan. It seems like most escorts somehow have access to a…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 47 13

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"Urban" strip clubs

They play "gansta" rap exclusively or nearly exclusively. But nothing like Public Enemy, generally only songs that the dancers can continuously twerk to. Often hard or impossible to get an actual lap dance in these clubs. Mostly…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 44

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Why extras not escorts?

In more than a dozen years of generally weekly PLing, I've only done serious extras with 2 dancers. I've never lived near an extras hotspot like Detroit or Miami. In both cases, I became a frequent regular, it…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 68

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The origin of (non-extras) lap dancing?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_grooming#Primates

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 24

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Boob pokey thing

There's a dancer I would sorely like to be a regular of. Her appearance is flawless to me. Good two way, not the most enthusiasm ever, but decent. But she doesn't take my hints that I want…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 13

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Learn me how not to be a shithead in the future

On Saturday night I spent 45 minutes to an hour on the couch with a dancer, and threw in about a 35% tip. We left the couch at about 11pm. She came back with me and sat down.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 12

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"So, what brings you out tonight?"

Apparently strippers are taught to ask this on the first day of Stripper 101. I give the only possible answer I can see that there would ever be: "Uhmmm, naked women?". They smile or laugh uneasily.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 45

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Self-hatred

How can we avoid falling into self-hatred, when strippers who let their dogs lick them on the mouth still won't kiss us?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 17

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The (near) future of geriatric tricking?

This is going to be weird, but not womcom weird. It's a big leap for dancers to go from 2-way contact to being penetrated. Can we make us both happy by making it a three-way with a small plastic friend:…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 18

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At long last we will have the proof!

2ICEE says his success rate with strippers is 80%. As legit nerd, I can tell you this means there is a 96% chance he can get busy with either nicespice or NinaBambina or both? So how long will…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 31

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, IL

Oh well

I just wrote a long review, but it appears to have been eaten by some bug in the site software. Anyway, I had a good time, one song dances have gone up to $40, but I didn't notice any…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 14 8

The Hideout

Tuscola, IL

Recent visits?

Still open?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 4

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Are strippers really jackhole one percenters?

Seems like there a lot of feeling on this site that the typical stripper is much more annoying than the typical human being in general. But then we (customers) all seem to get pretty annoyed with each other on…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 28

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One Night Stands

A dancer was telling me, since her bf broke it off with her, one night stands have been here sexual outlet. Guys are supposed to be proud of one night stands, but why if it was good, why just…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 7

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Is Luna the perfect stage name?

Given that mooning everybody is a big part of your job?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 12

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Now guess NinaBambina's dancer name

Seems like it would have to be kindof Italian. Stiphanie Salami maybe? To be clear, I'm saying she gives you one, not that she has one.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 13
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