Posts by ilbbaicnl

Why are there so many phlegmy BJs in porn? Does that really appeal to anybody? Is the dairy industry bribing the porn studios to do this? So people will drink more milk, to make for phlegmy BJs?

Was getting a dance recently. She randomly observed, in a sad voice, that her boobs were on the smaller side. I demonstrated that her boob exactly filled my cupped hand. (As I remember, the technical term for…

Many, if not most, stip clubs are in a legal grey area when it comes to the sort of dancer/PL contact that's going on. Given that, it seems odd that they seem to hire relatively few illegal workers.…

Anyone else a Santa Clarita Diet fan? It's old, but I'm currently watching it for the first time. The epic taunt therein was: I'll kick your twat so far up your throat you'll get pregnant giving a blowjob.

They save you money in more ways than one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr6YCeV3b6k

If you like me feel it's questionable that you're winning your personal with perversion, remember that it could be worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

When people complain about "wanna dance" dancers, it always makes me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfUQzppLyDM

It's equal opportunity shade throwing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfne-6WRMFY

Is this why he's been to busy to post? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWRNe9BxRQo

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mXibW_xv8SU Put me down for smash.

My current #1 fav took the holiday weekend off. So, I thought I wouldn't be spend much in the club this weekend. Ended leaving with an empty wallet. There were lots of hot dancers, and too few…

Cuban, light complexion, toned thicc. Based on facial resemblance, she could pass for Anne Hathaway's little sister. Friendly and chill. She seems to work regularly on Saturdays, gets there around 3:30PM. (But she said she won't be…