It means she can't remember what she gave you last year, because there are nine other guys in your situation who you don't know about, who also got a monkey.
It means some other RIL loser gave it to her to try to impress her and she regifted it to you instead of throwing it away in order to make you feel special
It doesn't mean anything. Stiffed animals are a weird thing to give a guy. She should have given them to another girl with kids.
A sign of affection from a stripper hoe would have been if she had given you weed. Got guys to buy drinks and then given them to you. Let's you hold or count her money and calls you daddy. Lulz
What the hell is an old man, or any guy, supposed to do with a stuffed monkey - it comes across as a pathetic attempt with the minimum of effort at "making him feel special" and IMO of how little she thinks of him vs the opposite - but plenty of PLs eat it up and think it's genuine vs just part of the hustle
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Means she's crazy about you and and wants you and not your $$$ - it should be pretty-obvious
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She wants to have your babies.
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It's called keeping a customer happy and keeping him as a source of revenue - it's sales 101
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It means she can't remember what she gave you last year, because there are nine other guys in your situation who you don't know about, who also got a monkey.
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It means some other RIL loser gave it to her to try to impress her and she regifted it to you instead of throwing it away in order to make you feel special
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Speaking on queer stuff, when was I going to meet you at Hi-Liter scrubby? Just trying to confirm so I can be prepared to bring this…
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Serious question: what the fuck is wrong with d-scrub?
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It means one of two things
She wants to make hot monkey love with you.
She has another regular who keeps giving her stuffed monkeys - and she doesn’t want to throw them away.
I’m guessing it’s the second.
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I believe this is what she's trying to tell you
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She’s stupid
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It doesn't mean anything. Stiffed animals are a weird thing to give a guy. She should have given them to another girl with kids.
A sign of affection from a stripper hoe would have been if she had given you weed. Got guys to buy drinks and then given them to you. Let's you hold or count her money and calls you daddy. Lulz
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cashman has it nailed.
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She is telling you to go home and spank your monkey
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She has him pegged for a trick 😭😭😂😂😂
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Or she's telling you she's leaving you, and you'll be spanking the monkey before long.
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Stuffed monkeys probably are cheaper when bulk order.
She's always telling me PLs give her weird shit, so I suspect regifting. But, it's all good.
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I'm guessing she's been telling PL's she likes stuffed monkeys and now has a surplus, which she's regifting.
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It means that you got a gift.
And if you also had fun with that dancer then the gift is a bonus.
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What the hell is an old man, or any guy, supposed to do with a stuffed monkey - it comes across as a pathetic attempt with the minimum of effort at "making him feel special" and IMO of how little she thinks of him vs the opposite - but plenty of PLs eat it up and think it's genuine vs just part of the hustle
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Best gift from a stripper hoe is her time
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Probably saw them for sale and thought that they would be perfect for you.
Real reason not known yet.
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