Meaning of fav gifts

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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
A fav has now given me two stuffed animals. Both of them are monkeys. Is she trying to tell me something?

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Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
Means she's crazy about you and and wants you and not your $$$ - it should be pretty-obvious
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shadowcat
3 years ago
She wants to have your babies.
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Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
It's called keeping a customer happy and keeping him as a source of revenue - it's sales 101
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From978
3 years ago
It means she can't remember what she gave you last year, because there are nine other guys in your situation who you don't know about, who also got a monkey.
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Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
It means some other RIL loser gave it to her to try to impress her and she regifted it to you instead of throwing it away in order to make you feel special
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nicespice
3 years ago
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doctorevil
3 years ago
Serious question: what the fuck is wrong with d-scrub?
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
It means one of two things

- She wants to make hot monkey love with you.

- She has another regular who keeps giving her stuffed monkeys - and she doesn’t want to throw them away.

I’m guessing it’s the second.
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elmer
3 years ago
I believe this is what she's trying to tell you

https://youtu.be/ESotrzAtglA
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Studme53
3 years ago
She’s stupid
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
It doesn't mean anything. Stiffed animals are a weird thing to give a guy. She should have given them to another girl with kids.

A sign of affection from a stripper hoe would have been if she had given you weed. Got guys to buy drinks and then given them to you. Let's you hold or count her money and calls you daddy. Lulz
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yahtzee74
3 years ago
cashman has it nailed.
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jvTroop
3 years ago
She is telling you to go home and spank your monkey
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
She has him pegged for a trick 😭😭😂😂😂
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Tetradon
3 years ago
Or she's telling you she's leaving you, and you'll be spanking the monkey before long.
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ilbbaicnl
3 years ago
Stuffed monkeys probably are cheaper when bulk order.

She's always telling me PLs give her weird shit, so I suspect regifting. But, it's all good.
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Dolfan
3 years ago
I'm guessing she's been telling PL's she likes stuffed monkeys and now has a surplus, which she's regifting.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
It means that you got a gift.

And if you also had fun with that dancer then the gift is a bonus.
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Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
What the hell is an old man, or any guy, supposed to do with a stuffed monkey - it comes across as a pathetic attempt with the minimum of effort at "making him feel special" and IMO of how little she thinks of him vs the opposite - but plenty of PLs eat it up and think it's genuine vs just part of the hustle
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Best gift from a stripper hoe is her time
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Probably saw them for sale and thought that they would be perfect for you.

Real reason not known yet.

SJG

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