When talking to my fav (in her late 20s) recently, I used the term "circle jerk". She had no idea what I was talking about. Is this because she doesn't have any brothers, or is the concept disappearing? I mean, they are largely mythological. It rarely if ever is actually done. But how can school-age boys have a complete childhood experience, if they're not starting rumors that rival groups of boys engage in circle jerks? And as adults, how else are we going to disparage it when a group of people think or do stupid things because they claim to each other that they're not stupid? How can we stop this important concept from dying out?
I have a t-shirt with a picture of a beaver shaving. The caption reads "I like shaved beaver". One young dancer asked me if beaver meant the same as pussy. Each generation discards old words and phrases with their new jargon. I find a lot of new stuff, especially in hip hop culture, confusing and some just disgusting. Now get off my lawn.
Millennials are idiots with no respect for history or the culture before they were born. They just don't care or have any interest learning about anything from the past. Of course they have only been told bad things about the past in school and in entertainment so thats part of it. This goes double for "Zoomers."
It's more fun to use the telescoping metal antennae of an old cordless as a riding crop. If you're an 80s kid, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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Don't start liating euphemisms for pussy, we'll be here for days.
Alfredo sauce just isn’t the same!
What cords? You mean, like a, like, loop of line to keep the phone from, like, falling on the floor? Cool idea!😂
But, it does sting when it connects!