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15 years ago
DNGV----you've already told us your wife is an ex-dancer. Can't even keep your BS straight, can you.
You're about a -5 on the Troll-o-meter.
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15 years ago
Thanks, Player. Although I did see a dancer who was offering "bargain anal" all shift. According to a fave, the girl was like an ASSembly line. Nonstop all shift.
Kinda gross, actually.
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15 years ago
Buying drinks. I don't have a problem buying drinks for dancers. NOT AT ALL. What I have a problem with is being overcharged because it's for a dancer. So if I want to buy a drink for a dancer, I go up to the bar and order myself. Amazing that the prices are lower.
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15 years ago
Wait until she gets onstage, then approach another girl. That works. You can always go back to the fave. She won't turn you away. LOL
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15 years ago
I agree. Nothing cool about a bar fight. Well, maybe in the movies. Nowadays there's a good chance gunfire will erupt. I don't need to be caught in the crossfire. I try to stay out of clubs that attract a criminal element.
Of course, the club I frequent is rumored to be "connected". Def Mafioso types working there. That keeps out the 'bangers.
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15 years ago
I've been to two different clubs on dayshift, one early and one later. The early club wasn't impressive re: mileage. I was solicited @ the late club. It would make sense that girls will go further the longer they've worked.
1) It's later in the day, and they've been drinking/using for several hours. Inhibitions are loosened.
2) They haven't made enough for the day and are anxious to make the day not a total loss.
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15 years ago
Texting is definitely the way to go. I actually NEVER talk to strippers on the phone, and I'm in contact with a half dozen. But I text like crazy. It's great. Like Steve229 said, texting gives you time to look at what you're planning to express before she sees it. Your posts are well-written so texting should be a natural fit for you.
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15 years ago
I wouldn't take her up on it, bro. That's basically a street hooker, and all kinds of dangerous stuff can happen with street hookers. Robbing you would be the least of your worries. She could be some crazed psycho who gets off on slashing guys' throats. She could cut your dick off with a straight razor.
Nah, if I want to pay for it I'll go to the massage parlor or use an escort service. I'm not gambling with my safety.
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15 years ago
My buddy and I are having a minor conflict over a dancer. I don't normally drive down during the week, but I did a couple of weeks ago. This girl is amazing. She's 5'11", 130 pounds, 19 years old, looks like Liv Tyler with big natural boobs.
Well, I got to the club later than he did. By the time I arrived, he had already "called dibs" on this girl. He got the digits and asked her out. I figured I'd follow the Bro Code and leave her alone, since he had arranged a date with her.
That plan was fine until she came over and sat with us. Next thing I know, she's totally ignoring him and has her hands all over me. She's kissing my neck, grabbing my package, sticking her tongue in my mouth, and telling me all the things she wanted to do to me. Then I was conflicted. Bro Code or give in to the supermodel? I think we know which option I chose.
I went back to the Champagne room for a half hour with this girl. She was a FREAK. I let her know I like women to treat me roughly, and she did. Slapped my face, beat me with my belt, scratched, bit, made out, stroked my cock, then masturbated herself to orgasm with my hand while I pinched her nipples and kissed her neck. No happy ending for me but the experience was so mind-blowing I didn't miss it.
Now he's kind of pissed. "You violated the Bro Code." , and all that. I think strippers are kind of like national parks. They're here for all of us to enjoy. Now, if this had been a civilian girl in a bar who put the moves on me, I would have rejected her. But a stripper is a different story.
So how about jealous wingmen?
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15 years ago
CTQWERTY---Maybe she doesn't want to "work" a whole lot. I think she has a legitimate job.
vincemichaels---I wonder how she will react? I'd hate to cause her some emotional freakout.
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15 years ago
Oh, never ever use a strip club ATM. I did that ONCE and the fee was ridiculous. It was 10% of the amount taken out. Fck that.
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15 years ago
CTQWERTY---no need for Vegas. I live an hour from Tampa. Tampa may well be the fake tit capital of the US.
Samsung---I agree. The big round fake tit/small areola/thick nipple combination works for me. Not a big fan of big areolae. And not too brown, either.
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15 years ago
Jane Fonda was a stone fox when she was young. Misguided, sure. Dumbass spoiled rotten rich kid? Definitely? But I would have stuck it in her pooper.
I wish feature dancers would do Champagne rooms. I would love to do 30 minutes with some hot porn star or fitness model type. Jessica Lynn was @ Bare Assets last month. Groping that for a half hour for $150 would have been a bargain.
I am a sick man. LOL
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15 years ago
I'd spring for the Champagne room. There's the chance of extras, but if not I'd still get to grope a TV actress for 30 minutes.
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15 years ago
All things being equal, I'll choose the hot girl with the big tits every time. Not big sloppy tits, but big fakes. I'm not a complicated or sophisticated man. What sucks is my favorite club doesn't really attract the augmented dancers. But Mons and 2001 are not far away. LOL
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15 years ago
Hell yeah!
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15 years ago
Can't believe people fell for that. LOL
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15 years ago
Do you mean the dancers or the patrons shift? One club went from redneck to ghetto.
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15 years ago
Sounds like a wise investment. You should definitely loan her the money. Don't draw up any papers. Just do it on a handshake. The trust you show her will be a turn on. I think I hear wedding bells!
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15 years ago
Lots of times the dancer just wants you to come back and spend cash. I've received the call----"It's slow. Why don't you come down?". Giving you her number is her way of getting your number, because she knows you're gonna call.
She could be interested in you for some OTC activity. That could mean she wants you to pay her for sex, or it could mean she thinks you're cool and wants to spend time with you. YMMV.
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15 years ago
I read about Japan's sex doll industry. Companies actually RENT the dolls to people. The vaginas are detachable, so the customer keeps the used vagina and returns the doll. Next time he orders, he uses the same vagina in a different doll. Interesting concept.
Rent-a-sex-robot. Would that be considered prostitution? Would the shop owner be considered a pimp?
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15 years ago
When cost is brought down to an affordable level and the robotics are brought to a level that replicates humanity closely, the sex robot may well be the end of the human race.
If a guy can one day buy a robot that's a gorgeous woman who's a perfect tailor-made match in every way, how many will choose a robot over a human mate? Lots, I imagine. The possibilities are limitless. Porn stars already license their likenesses for sex toys---why would robots be different? You, too, could bang your favorite porn star FOREVER. Like Jesse Jane? Order up a Jesse Jane bot. Who's to say celebrities wouldn't do the same? Can anyone say they doubt Lindsay Lohan would license her likeness if the tech was available now?
We are on the precipice of a brave new world.
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15 years ago
It should be a stepping stone, a brief stop before a better future. However, it rarely works that way. I've seen girls go from the strip club to the escort service. And I've seen them quit the stripping biz and come back. Dayshift @ most clubs here is depressing. Lots of strippers in their 40s still going at it.