A Celeb

Jan 13, 2010, 3:09 PM

Let's say you're at a club, having a good time. You select a girl for a dance. She has on makeup, and perhaps a wig. The lapper isn't the best you've had, but she says something that clicks. Suddenly, you realize that you recognize a TV actress. Would you:

A) Play it cool, treat her like any other dancer.

B) In a subtle way, try to get your finger in a place that millions of guys have only dreamed (while not letting on you recognize her)

C) Out her, and see where the chips fall

D) Try to blackmail her into some OTC action

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CTQWERTY15 years ago

I had "Frenchy" from 3 VH1 reality TV shows plop on my lap in Vegas. Nice gal. Interesting experiences she's had. Wasn't really attracted to her, so guess that comes to option A.

potheadpl15 years ago

I'd spring for the Champagne room. There's the chance of extras, but if not I'd still get to grope a TV actress for 30 minutes.

vincemichaels15 years ago

lol, you rock, potheadpl I met a few movie actresses when I managed a fine restaurant in one of our wealthy suburbs, and I always wanted to grope them. LOL If they made some extra money working a strip club between projects, I'd take them back into the VIP. Cybil Shepherd was damn fine when she was younger, she was doing a play down the road from the restaurant and came in several times. Too bad she didn't do day shifts at one of our 8 Mile clubs. LOL

vincemichaels15 years ago

Then, there was Jane Fonda. OMG, you guys would have had a big erection if you had met her in person. I got a big woody when I did. She came to my college during the Vietnam War to give a speech, and, holy shit, guys, talking with her afterwards was the highpoint of my year. Imagine getting lap dances from her. LMAO, I wish.

georgmicrodong15 years ago

Hmmm. I suspect that a few folks wouldn't mind poking Jane Fonda. I also suspect that more than few would choose a pungee stick or similar to do it with. If she was the highlight of your life, I'm sorry. You deserved better.

vincemichaels15 years ago

no george, she wasn't the highlight of my life LMAO, Jane was a hot young thing in life, I bet you would have drooled like most of us that day. The highlight of my life is the service to humanity that I have provided through the years as a Christian. I'm allright, Jack.

potheadpl15 years ago

Jane Fonda was a stone fox when she was young. Misguided, sure. Dumbass spoiled rotten rich kid? Definitely? But I would have stuck it in her pooper.

I wish feature dancers would do Champagne rooms. I would love to do 30 minutes with some hot porn star or fitness model type. Jessica Lynn was @ Bare Assets last month. Groping that for a half hour for $150 would have been a bargain.

I am a sick man. LOL

steve22915 years ago

Definitely B. But I would start out by saying something like, "You remind me of someone. Who do people say you look like?" to see what she said. (I actually use this line a lot, most strippers think they look like someone famous).

Re Jane Fonda - one word: Barbarella

jester21415 years ago

Depending on who it was... champagne room, then C.

If you're talking Fonda's, give me Bridget.

sinclair15 years ago

I'd shove an rpg into Jane Fonda's twat.

samsung115 years ago

haha I am listening to the song "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon