Comments by CTQWERTY (page 29)

Jack, send a PM to Sanitago.

The 'immortal' House of Babes...

I think if in your shoes, I'd save the champagne room money for a trip to Vegas.<p> I once did an 8-hour shift (6pm to 2am, so I saw a good amount of primetime) at the main stage of The Spearmint Rhino tipping out the $1s. $200 in singles. But that was about the most continuous stream of eye candy I am ever likely to witness throughout my living days. I think all TUSCLers ought to do the same once. [Of course the gals and the house want you to spend the big dough on lappers and VIPs, but let the other PLs pay that cost!]<p>

"free pop, juice, and bottled water 10 dollar 2 way contact lappers" I'm There!!! Make room on the sidewalk, Sam!!!!

Sanitago, thanks for their website. I clicked through the photo album, and those gals are all in their early-to-mid 20s. The three working the night I stopped in (a year ago?) were easily all in their 30s. The best-looking, with a statuesque bod, may have been 40. I was slightly amused though by this on the bottom of their website: "If you are 18 years or older and are having trouble making ends meet and think you could be Chantilly material give us a call or stop by and see us." Why not just say "If you're looking to make extra cash"? Instead they come right out and say they're looking for economic hardship folks. I know of no strip club which recruits in such a manner.

I'm surprised! I never got over the Chantilly gals emerging from the basement dressed up in their nightclub wear, albeit stretching the seams on those garments as they were 10+ years past those days at least... I'll have to check out their website to see whether any of the evening gals are the same as I saw when there.

Mine doesn't exactly roll off the tongue...

When in Rockford, head for a "lingerie modeling" store. I believe a fellow TUSCLer would recommend Executive Choice over Chantilly Lace, though seeing as how they're within a block of each other it may be best to check out the models at each prior to forking of the dough for a session.

Oh, man! A cliffhanger at the end....

One club comes to mind as far as standing out: Cannonball Cabaret in Brampton, Ontario. I was there for Friday day-shift and the A+ rated talent was present in full force & on the same mission: relieve the guys of their payday income. A shark tank full of chum and hungry sharks had NOTHING on those gals!!!<p> So, how was it the *best* day? Who doesn't want to see some solid 10s and a VERY healthy supporting cast??? And an anything goes VIP area (though there's this janitor who's gone rogue with his flashlight in VIP -- is he spotlighting the action for the webcams??? -- yet keeps his job eventhough he can't seem to clean a bathroom for all the tea in China!)<p>

Another angle on the issue is what day/night of the week do the most attempted muggings/shootings occur on? I'd bet it's the bachelor parties at the root of it all...

Being "independent contractors" they can service whoever they so choose. Bottomline: what you should be happy with is you still have your money, to spend on whoever & whenever you so choose.

Did you get Reggie's autograph??? After he finished with the FS of course!!! (LOL)

I would try a bag of chocolates before the confectionary with the messages written on them. The chocolates would likely be consumed, whereas the hard candies lack appeal to the point they might get thrown (at another dancer, the bouncer (yeah, there are some dancers in Detroit who have the attitude to do it!), or maybe even you!).

Reminds me of the *deal* I was offered by a pair of hustlers at the Platinum Plus in Columbia, S.C.: $450 each, but it would last "all night long". Got me to call it a night, without their company.

Troop. that first paragragh was a quote from a recent review. The reviewer (a convenience store worker no less) felt $3 for a beer was insane. I chimed in with I had been charged $9 for a bottled water last time into Bogart's in Inkster, which I have a problem with. That has discouraged me from returning.

E-mail Charlie Sheen's PR person!

Jack, the clubs which don't have booths have added curtains to achieve a similar effect. Basically bring your dough and it's pretty much all on the menu. You'll just have to develop a thick skin for when shot girl comes around for the 7,000th time and once again tries to hustle you.

Several places/locales around the country are becoming more restrictive. Well, except for The Hamilton chain around Detroit metro. They've replaced their 'VIP mosh pits of love' with booths for you and your recently found love interest...

At Bogart's a brunette waitress was 'overly friendly' to myself and a few other guys. For fun, I deposited my hotel key card into her cleavage. The response was "I'm off tomorrow. Here's my number." I was a little surprised...

Last visit to Silk in Milwaukee they had installed a shower stall at the edge of the stage. It's a big club where guys can't touch. So, if you'd like to hose down a dancer or two in front of 200+ guys, but you can't touch the gals, then you have the chance now. [Maybe it will be a winner with bachelor parties?] Otherwise it just amplifies the lack of value Milwaukee clubs have for the customer.

No. I got the impression the OTC cost would be expensive. My advice is that, unless you're feeling in need of a makeout session (and there was a hot blonde Coppertone model working there once I only managed one $20 dance with because I'd run out of dough = she would be anautomatic for me to return to The Jungle Room with), sit at the rail, er edge of the moat around the stage, and tip out the $1s for each gals 5 minutes of fully nude on stage stint. Thereby you get the eye candy without the oversized bill. Same strategy for The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas (I sat at the main stage for 8 hours tipping out the $1s and never saw the same gal twice; cost me $200 in $1s, fyi.) Save your dough for a trip to high meilage mecca: Detroit.

For the sake of the record, I am unaware, and I've been several times, of any sex acts occurring or even suggested by any of the cheetahs. Rather, The Jungle Room is a 'high school makeout' area. But the gals will talk... I had a Swedish blonde pitch dinner as a means to discuss OTC further. She probably had visions of me paying her airfare!

Um, I've found several of the "cheetahs" to discuss OTC openly in The Jungle Room. The best (?) was one who said it would have to take place in the parking lot at the mall due to her court-ordered monitoring device around her ankle. That was enough of that discussion. By the way, a second one baby-crawled across the stage at The Rhino in Vegas to tell me she knew me from S.D. Cheetah's.

Robbing, Cheetah's is a nice "night" refuge for those beach beauties to earn some extra cash.