My hangover weekend: Two nights and two bad hotel rooms Three strip clubs 70 lap dances 20+ different girls Three loony dancers Three dancers with hands down my pants Two VIPs Two OTC offers One ITC HJ One ITC FS One guy got fucked right next to me during my lap dance out in the open And a chance hangout with Reggie Jackson.
I would like to thank Morgan, Dixie, Lilly and Riley for a helping me have a great weekend. These girls left a lasting impression but not for the extras. Even a PL like me can have a great time in Florida.
Three reviews to follow but I would like to ask a question. How do I rate a club that is empty, overly well lit, has seven dancers of a rating at best of five or less and does not offer lap dances or a decent stage show, only the VIP room? Is it a five or a ten? I know my review will probably matter more than my rating.


no doubt it's not an exact science and it varies by reviewer but the way i rate things. club, how many people are in it doesn't factor into my rating. i go by the how the club itself looks inside. the layout, ambiance, is it clean/comfortable, etc. dancers, what they look like is my number 1 critera. if the best looking dancer is a 5, the other girls will bring the rating below that. how much lower depends on how many are below the best and how bad they are. if most of the dancers rate a 3 i will probably rate a 3 overall. value, club prices for admission, drinks, dances, etc. and to a lesser extant, the overall quality of my experience of was it worth the time and money spent when i was there. :disclaimer: those are no initial thoughts to your questions and i reserve the right to fine tune them as not only ymmv but mmmv too. ;)