Ahh Florida
silkypants
Minnesota
My hangover weekend:
Two nights and two bad hotel rooms
Three strip clubs
70 lap dances
20+ different girls
Three loony dancers
Three dancers with hands down my pants
Two VIPs
Two OTC offers
One ITC HJ
One ITC FS
One guy got fucked right next to me during my lap dance out in the open
And a chance hangout with Reggie Jackson.
I would like to thank Morgan, Dixie, Lilly and Riley for a helping me have a great weekend. These girls left a lasting impression but not for the extras. Even a PL like me can have a great time in Florida.
Three reviews to follow but I would like to ask a question. How do I rate a club that is empty, overly well lit, has seven dancers of a rating at best of five or less and does not offer lap dances or a decent stage show, only the VIP room? Is it a five or a ten? I know my review will probably matter more than my rating.
Two nights and two bad hotel rooms
Three strip clubs
70 lap dances
20+ different girls
Three loony dancers
Three dancers with hands down my pants
Two VIPs
Two OTC offers
One ITC HJ
One ITC FS
One guy got fucked right next to me during my lap dance out in the open
And a chance hangout with Reggie Jackson.
I would like to thank Morgan, Dixie, Lilly and Riley for a helping me have a great weekend. These girls left a lasting impression but not for the extras. Even a PL like me can have a great time in Florida.
Three reviews to follow but I would like to ask a question. How do I rate a club that is empty, overly well lit, has seven dancers of a rating at best of five or less and does not offer lap dances or a decent stage show, only the VIP room? Is it a five or a ten? I know my review will probably matter more than my rating.
12 comments
club, how many people are in it doesn't factor into my rating. i go by the how the club itself looks inside. the layout, ambiance, is it clean/comfortable, etc.
dancers, what they look like is my number 1 critera. if the best looking dancer is a 5, the other girls will bring the rating below that. how much lower depends on how many are below the best and how bad they are. if most of the dancers rate a 3 i will probably rate a 3 overall.
value, club prices for admission, drinks, dances, etc. and to a lesser extant, the overall quality of my experience of was it worth the time and money spent when i was there.
:disclaimer: those are no initial thoughts to your questions and i reserve the right to fine tune them as not only ymmv but mmmv too. ;)
So, for your reviews, if the club's pretty much a VIP-only kind of place, then give it high marks. If it's supposed to provide something more than that, then you could give it more moderate ratings, while still giving the VIP the star treatment. In fact, come to think of it, that's how Bogart's works, right? Just about nobody likes the grungy interior, the monstrous stage, nor the overpriced drinks, but man, do the girls deliver in the VIP.
Just punch him his yankee face, not his A's face.
Again with the guys??? :)
Dougster - If I want just one stripper it is $16 + $22 + $200 = $238.
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I think Reggie might have gone OTC as he did not stay long.