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11 years ago
Louisiana?
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11 years ago
Segways
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11 years ago
Thou shalt not shit thine pants
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11 years ago
Did she really count to 37 on her own?
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11 years ago
More fucking or more sucks?
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11 years ago
Those 75% of men have shock collars tied around their balls.
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11 years ago
Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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11 years ago
Why did the stripper wear panties?
To keep her ankles warm.
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11 years ago
Why do strippers make bad bankrobbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
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11 years ago
Why are only 5% of strippers touch-typists?
The rest are hunt’n peckers.
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11 years ago
What’s the difference between a magician and a stripper?
One has a cunning stunt
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11 years ago
What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and Asprin?
Asprin works.
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11 years ago
Once there was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking of their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man. The man asks the boy, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!". The little boy replies, "My mommy and daddy told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone...and all of a sudden I felt something hard!".
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11 years ago
Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.The next guy doesn’t want to be shown up so he takes a 100 dollar bill, licks it, and sticks it to the other side of her butt.
The third guy doesn’t want to be shown up but he doesn’t have any money. He thinks for a moment and suddenly he gets an idea. He walks over to the stripper, takes out his ATM card, slides it down the crack of her ass, takes his 150 dollars and goes home!
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11 years ago
Did you hear the one about the mad stripper?
This one guy kept throwing monopoly money at her...
She asked him why he was throwing fake money at her...
He replied...
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Because you keep putting fake tits in my face!
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11 years ago
I thought Capt was gay.
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11 years ago
Why would a stripper blow a torch?
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11 years ago
Alucard (アルカード,Arukado) is the main protagonist of the Hellsing anime and manga series created by Kouta Hirano. He is the most powerful warrior of the Hellsing Organization which works against vampires and other such supernatural forces. Alucard is no mere vampire; it has been implied that he is the most powerful vampire, as well as the most powerful entity in the entire series, even before obtaining relative omnipresence at the conclusion of the manga. Interestingly, he is listed as Sir Arucard, a mistranslation.
He is devoted to his master Integra and was close friends with the Hellsing butler, Walter C. Dornez. He also has feelings of admiration towards his fledgling, Seras Victoria. He is in both the TV series and OVA. (though he takes on a slightly lesser role in the TV series, where Seras Victoria takes on more of a narrative role). In the English dub of both series, he is voiced by Crispin Freeman.
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11 years ago
As if sucking ass is any better
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11 years ago
FSU sucks gator balls
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
He ends up electrocuted will fucking his serial port.
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11 years ago
Point to your cock problem solved.
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11 years ago
Maybe Ping Pong Un will kill him next.
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11 years ago
This infringes on the Bears right to arms.
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11 years ago
It is good to be jerked off in public.