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10 years ago
Future historians will doubtlessly mark this event as the starting point for The Greatest Economic Boom in the History of the World
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10 years ago
"she may have one or more sugar-daddies and only uses stripping as extra/side cash"
Yeah, those SD guys ruin it for everybody
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10 years ago
"No Oral for You"
@JS69 - Another Seinfeld pop culture reference?
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10 years ago
"It's the law of supply and demand"
Please, don't start that again, lol
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10 years ago
I wondered if he at least offered her a glass of Moscatto afterwards...
"It's a celebration/ clap clap bravo / lobster and shrimp / and a glass of Moscato ...
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10 years ago
@reka - you seem like an intelligent, go getter type gal. May I suggest:
1. Cocktail waitresses at an upscale bar/club (tips are wayyy up)
2. Have you considered getting your real estate license (housing market is booming!)
3. And of course, there's always nursing school
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10 years ago
"She's a stuck up bitch"
Agree. Either that or she just got her real estate license. Or got accepted into nursing school.
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10 years ago
"I'm thinking about just staying home for a while"
So you think you can take some time off from the clubs and then come back like nothing happened? Ha! Don't you know we've hit peak mongering? Haven't you heard of The Greatest Economic Boom in the History of the World. In a year (or less) the strip clubs we know and love will be unrecognizable dens of air dancing Stripper Web clean dancers.. If you're a monger, better hit it now, hard and fast, while it lasts!
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10 years ago
@slaux_pas. +1
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10 years ago
"I'm a big Ray Harryhausen fan."
The famous sword fight with the skeleton warriors in "Jason and the Argonauts" is epic!
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10 years ago
"Unfortunately I couldn't wear it cause the hole's not big enough for my dick."
I also think I heard that it only fits up to a 48" waist. That going to leave out a big chunk of the TUSCL market.
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10 years ago
"It's somewhat comforting to know that the CDC is located just 5.7 miles from Follies."
We'll see how you feel about that when your favorite Follies dancers start leaving for their new jobs as bio-geneticists at the CDC.
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10 years ago
"I don't go there often, but last time about a year ago it was kind of sad. Business was down,"
Hopefully they can hang on another few months until The Greatest Economic Boom in the History of the World really kicks in.
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10 years ago
@IHearVoices - I'm more a fan of Donal Logue's role as Gordon's morally ambiguous partner Harvey Bullock. Logue is a very unrated actor in my book.
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10 years ago
Obviously clubs would have to take preventive measures, like training dancers to recognize customers with ebola symptoms. Good thing most strippers are already in nursing school.
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10 years ago
"asshole attorney"
@motor - isn't that redundant?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
How did Mr. Kate Upton do?
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10 years ago
Try the "blue side" of Stripper Web.
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10 years ago
"Even on my 350k salary, by the time I pay my $4000 rent and spend $2000 a week on my SB, I don't have a lot left for high priced cereals."
Don't worry, once the greatest economic boom in world history really kicks in, I'm sure you'll start making a decent salary.
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10 years ago
^^^^
There's something oddly familiar with that last poster.....lol
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10 years ago
If farmerart is TUSCL's Dudley Do-Right, who is our Snidley Whiplash?
Oh, wait, never mind...
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10 years ago
Superman Canadian? Farcical.
Wolverine, however, is definitely Canadian, having been born in the Northwest Territories.
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10 years ago
"Basically here in the US we have an unsustainable spending and debt problem that will result in the total collapse of our economy if not resolved"
So what would that mean for the stripper supply curve?
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10 years ago
"She is taking me and my money for granted and feels like she no longer needs to work as hard"
Well, John, if you had been paying closer attention yesterday you would realize that this is merely the first step on your ATF's transition to the new, no-extras/no-OTC stripper economic paradigm being fueled by the Obama economic boom's 54 straight months of private sector job growth. You're just lucky she hasn't passed her real estate exam yet or you would really be out of luck.
Damn that Obama!
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10 years ago
"Dancers are never in short supply. Extras will always be available because it's hard to stop anything that makes money."
Well, that's what I thought too, until I was shown the error of my ways.