Too good to be true?
DoctorDarby
Ohio
Oh geez, what a dilemma. You guys are gonna hate me for this, but I'm gonna point out the elephant in the room regarding several of our new dancer-posters. As a lover of smart, insightful, witty, and sexy young women (who like to get naked), I desperately want to believe that not one, but three such fabulous creatures would find their way to this board, ask questions we can (and want) to answer about our favorite pastime, and respond politely to our ramblings with charm and intelligence. Thus it pains me to theorize that based on their writing/posting style, attitude towards the business, @individual responses, and overall politeness and positive vibes, nastasia_p, smokey3334, and fetish_girl all seem similar enough to be the same person. All three appeared out of nowhere, asked great questions, and charmed the shit out of most of us with their enthusiastic, sincere responses. These threads have been great and I don't want them to stop, but it just seems very unlikely that three different, unrelated, really smart, totally cool, twenty-something dancers would find there way here over such a short period of time and be so similar in the way they relate to the board. It is also interesting that they are not commenting on each others posts, in spite of the similarity in content, and in the case of fetish_girl, who was an instant star for a couple of days, there has been nothing at all recently. If I am wrong, I humbly apologize and thank all three ladies for their excellent contributions. Even if I am right, I certainly hope to see more from the person or persons (damn, I hope its at least a GIRL)who have clearly stimulated and energized the folks on this board. So help me out here; I am seeing this right or just being an over-analytical tool who took a pot-shot at the goose with the golden G-string?
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I was going to theorize Founder had hired Boris to create female identites and post to the site from his Ukranian basement for $7/hr.
Does he? I hadn't realized, since our vehement political conversation ended in flames.
Moved on from dancing?! Now I have to dread your replacement! I do recall our previous conversation though about the shrinking discretionary income pie. I just got my health insurance renewal and it will be almost 50% more than what it was just two years ago. That means less money for clubbing... I mailed out a complaint letter today to my insurer. Anxious to hear their explanation on the increase.
As far as taxation goes, while small businesses are thriving now, they won't be later. I wouldn't be surprised if the FED rate skyrockets an entire point, kicking a lot of small businesses to the curb.
A politician sitting on their behind? What did you think of the Goldman testimony yesterday? Political grandstanding? Unfortunately I missed whether anyone questioned them about the $23 billion in bonuses they passed out after bellyflopping onto the government's lap during the crisis?
I don't think small businesses are exactly thriving now. Many have gone under. And yes, the Fed is due to stop their Treasury purchase program soon. That could make rates jump just as the home-buying tax credit comes to an end.
I work as a commercial loans broker. They're not doing super-well, but the luckier ones can pull in a revenue of about 150,000 a year. As far as the home-buyer credit goes, I don't think we'll ever have that again, at least not under this admin.
ttyl, CTQWERTY. Long day.
Please do.
Smokey Mountain rain keeps on fallin'
I keep on callin' her name
Smokey Mountain rain, I'll keep on searchin'
Can't go on hurtin' this way
She's somewhere in the Smokey Mountain rain
The earliest shift I've ever worked is 5p-1a. That's an excellent shift, imho. When I waitressed, it was usually 6p-12a, depending on how rushed we were. I think nights are the best times to work.
I actually danced for less than a year, believe it or not :P
Aye, the pole still calls once in a while - I love being on stage - but I don't think I'd enjoy myself half as much dancing if I went back to it ;)
Best of luck to you, Smokey!
what a stange/pleasant surprise to find when scanning the forums this evening! Doctor Darby, I'm incredibly flattered by your compliments of "charm and intelligence" :)
It's funny, I joined tuscl a year ago when I first started going to strip clubs, and didn't even notice the forums unil a couple weeks ago, MAN are they addictive!!! And just fyi, I'm not a dancer, well at least not yet. I am seriously contemplating it, and since I am contemplating it seriously, that involves doing some serious research, I started just googling "being a stripper" "pros and cons of being a stripper" and "how to become a stripper" which all led to some really useful blogs, but all are written by other dancers or ex-dancers, and I wanted some opinions of the actual patrons, and discovered the forums here.
Smokey3334, I actually did come accross your post! (via google) I read it all the way through, and found it really interesting, I just didn't comment since...well, I do not have a penis, and therefore felt that the questions weren't really as relevant to a female strip club customer, as most of the time I just go with my friends to have a good time and make some friends:) We usually tip 5s on stage rather than get lap dances. Except this one time my partner in crime and I paid for a lap dance to get a "lesson in lapdancing" instead. Very useful life skill to have!!! And I was curious specifically about what customers were interested in looks-wise, which is why I started my thread. I'm only sligtly less confused about that now, since there's so much variety!
fetish_dancer: I'm just stalking your profile now haha, I came accross your extras thread...I really have to agree with you, that's one of my biggest fears in regards to dancing...that those will be almost mandatory. It's been hard to judge what the situation is in canada since most of the people on the forums talk about US clubs. I can't decide if it will be better or worse here since prostitution is technically legal here, just the places where it can take place and where it can be negociated is heavily regulated.
Although you've moved on, I hope you'll continue to post here from time to time, f_d.
I'm so very sorry you can't get MisterGuy to fuck you. I know it must be disheartening to be totally overlooked when you're bending over spreading your asscheeks. BTW, I'm not dancing anymore, but you'll always be an asshole. :)
- natasia
Feel free to message me if you have any questions :) With the economy the way it is, extras will probably be more expected than usual.
- Iopaw
I would absolutely love to meet you. :P
There have been actual dancers or female customers with decent enough attitudes that have shown up on here before. I don't see anywhere near enough similarities yet to be suspicious.
"damn, I hope its at least a GIRL"
LOL...
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"Does he?"
Not really...I was just wondering where the heck you went is all (just like some others on here).
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"fd- Fed rate is at or near ZERO- so it has nowhere to go but up. Even going up a point, rate would still be at very low historical levels."
Exactly. :)
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"I believe Sweden has taken their rate below 0%"
In July 2009, Sweden's Riksbank was the first central bank to use negative interest rates, lowering its deposit rate to −0.25%. This negative interest rate is only possible because Swedish banks, as regulated companies, must hold these reserves with the central bank... they do not have the option of holding cash like are Fed does. This action is basically a penalty on commercial banks for depositing capital at the Riksbank overnight. The lending rate (the interest commercial banks have to pay for lending money overnight) is positive 0.75%.
I dunno that you'd want that to happen here anyways, as it's basically a tax on holding money.
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"He must have reamed you something awful for you to still be crying like a bitch."
LOL...figuratively speaking of course...just ignore the Internet Troll.
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"I really have to agree with you, that's one of my biggest fears in regards to dancing...that those will be almost mandatory. It's been hard to judge what the situation is in canada since most of the people on the forums talk about US clubs. I can't decide if it will be better or worse here since prostitution is technically legal here"
There are plenty of strip clubs in Canada where "extra" fun really can't be had at all, like in many, if not all, of the downtown Montreal strip clubs. I agree though that the Canadian reviews on here are usually too scarce to judge that very well. You could try checking out:
http://www.stripclublist.com/na.asp
http://www.stripclubreport.com/clubs/Can…
http://www.danseusesnues.com/eng/index.a…
http://montrealstripclubs.thumblogger.co…
http://www.montrealvip.com/faq/montreals…
http://www.stripclubdatabase.com
http://www.stripclubdirectory.com/direct…
http://wizeoldman.com
http://petertips.blogspot.com
http://www.stripclubjunkie.com/stripclub…
http://www.thestripclubsearch.com/Direct…
for more info...good luck...
I'm wit ya on that lopaw!!!