Comments by rattdog (page 49)

score tied 2-2 i see between cali and fla. i probably would lean more towards fla. i kinda liked tampa/st pete area, and wouldn't be the worst place to spend the rest of my life. cali - only been to san fran & oakland during the 80's - i wasn't impressed. both were shitholes then and based on what i've seen on my screens have gotten 10x shittier. san diego weather i heard is the best year round, but the strip clubs have been noted here and there as being not that good.

for girls' perspectives check this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrNdjJaod6k i've been using liwet's way the past 20+ years. barber' scissors rock. only addition is whatever is left i just soap on and then shave the rest off. takes 10 minutes tops from start to finish. it takes about a month to have to maintain again.

joe perry said lightning strikes is one of his favorite all-time aerosmith songs. that's huge considering he didn't write that song.

tesla started to decline as soon as they did they released 5 man acoustical jam. whitesnake's decline begins when they kicked out john sykes. some may say the rolling stones. mick taylor leaving the band and cutting out dance/disco tracks on black and blue and some girls signified many to be the beginning of overall decline of the stones. to me black n blue to me is an underrated album and some girls is a top 10-15 album of all-time.

ay goldmonger did you bang that stripper within the past 4 years? if that's the case then no need for worrying about a positive paternity test. wouldn't want to be sitting on a chair airing to 1/2 million viewers and have maury povich go, "you are the father of blondie's child!!!"

the pussy for us guys will always win. if you're at the office the whole entire day you're going to be thinking about the girl of your choice until it's time to clock out. then you'll immediately be zooming by to get to her. especially the girl of your choice is one who is the type you don't see that often in clubs, or even walking around in public for that matter. if this question was posed to chefs like mario batali or bobby flay i wonder what their replies would be? shit batali lost his tv career because of his pussy desires. and flay has a reputation for getting around.

-odds he dates with either his left or right hand? 9-5 -he gets to nail robert kraft's fave in that massage parlor? 5-1 -he get into a threesome with soon yi and cori bush? 8-1 -gets to put it in the ass of jwow or snooki? 300-1 however if either has a serious substance problem 25-1 -he gets your fave stripper for the night - you decide on the odds

may 5 = an excuse on the calendar to drink as many tequila shots, modelos and coronas all day and night. but at the right spot you can get to enjoy the visuals of many latinas showing off legs n ass while sporting tight minis. maybe i'll get a bagful of lengua tacos later on.

why worry about something that most likely will happen that you have absolutely no control over?

looks like windows 11 will appear sometime way sooner than xmas.

if the lawyers representing the cheetah club informs the employees to keep a set of incident reports as well as keep relying on law enforcement then dude will continuously be denied entry along with other repercussions. even though this only happened once, and once too many, this dude already has established a pattern of menacing behavior. papi is right - only way this guy maybe able to get back is to present a case of cheetahs discriminating against a protected class. i dunno - maybe show up dressed fully in pink, wheelchair bound and topped off wearing a native indian wahoo headdress? maybe that covers some of the protected classes?

nfl qb favre, marino, russell wilson, plunkett, moon rb alstott, campbell, riggins, sanders, curtis martin wr moss, rice, megatron, largent, brett perriman te gronk, bavaro, gates lb lawrence taylor, polamalu, derrick brooks cb/ss lott, lynch, reavis nba pg isiah, majic sg jordan, pistol pete, kobe sf bernard king, dominique, worthy pf bird, barkley, c jabbar, shaq, sikma marcus smart and ginobli for flopping, especially ginobli when he used to have the wild hair. he looked like he was getting murdered whenever he would flop. nhl goalie hasek, brodeur def, leetch, letang, burns c messier, mcdavid, bergeron, sid, wing: brett hull, yzerman, lemieux, gretzky, panarin, teemu, marchand, bure, tocchet, forsberg - past and present, kariya, leclair horse racing - jocks that made me the most money through the years and just great riders in general: antley davis nakatani pincay coa flores tennis: mens: becker, roddick, ivanisevic, lendl women: serena, capriati, kim clijsters, martina

"Portland mayor says it's time take our city back' from violent mob" too late asshole!!!! irreparable damage done. you and that DA mike shit should share a cell together and have some of portland's finest to periodically visit the both of you for some abner louima treatment.

that girl's got juicy lips. juiceman has those blessed seeds. take caprisun pics w/you and head straight to the sperm clinic. show mom to be what kinda good looking daughters they can produce with juice wad.

ay orange, i suppose i could have asked her to lift up her mini and sprayed some febreze on her ass but: a) human resources eventually will be involved b) i might have gotten the urge to whip it out and jerk it. then it would have been a race to whether i cum first or die from further inhalaling of shit fumes.

if she doesn't respond just simply put her on your shit list and delete her number. ghosting is a clear indication that you're already for the most part on her shit list.

girl walked into the office wearing a mini-yeah i was admiring from the corner of my eye. about 30 seconds later i noticed a shit smell going through the air. 5 minutes later the girl switched to a set of leggings. smell eventually was gone. that fucking slob. a good looking slob though.

maybe not the main reason but still maybe one of the main reasons why she's held up real well is that she has a sense of humor. i saw her once fill in as a host on that old tv on on E called talk soup. she had me laughing during the entire episode. paraphrasing what she once said about pamela anderson: "if you took the total amount of different dicks that was put inside her and glued them onto her body she would look like a porcupine."

i was curious where in nyc this happened. i found out that it was in propsect heights, a pretty well to do area in brooklyn. based on on what i observed i'll safely estimate that 20% of the crowd are kids of parents that own/rent from within a 1-2 mile radius of the area. most of those parents are most likely own a business, work for a fortune 500 corporation, doctors, lawyers, etc. i wonder if any of those parents have any idea what their kids are doing while outside the home. if they knew they were doing this shit would they approve? over 8 hours a day of xbox and cranking off to anime porn i guess is not enough.

ay azdd, dude you signed up on this site the year 2005. that means you've been been at the hobby for a pretty long time. by now you should be be able to better handle that bullshit than posting here and complaining. here's some advice in dealing with the experience of feeling like shit after such a disappointment if you want: be prepared in advance: fully expect her to not respond. that way when she doesn't your reaction is simply say "figures" and just move on to another girl that you may have been targeting for some time. the feeling of disappointment won't sting as much. if she does reply then hey you get to enjoy that rare holy shit moment, "wow, she actually texted back. yay."

chuck norris in his prime would not have needed a gun to singlehandedly wipe the floor with all in that crowd. i'll give the leaders of these "gangs" this compliment: they sure do know how to pick their spots real well for starting up their shit. target groups of people in areas where they will be offered the lease amount of resistance.

the ones who feel they have to fire off their arms on rooftops in shitty areas get a free pass twice a year from the cops: new years eve and the 4th of july.

speaking of souvenirs - BLM t-shirts. let's just say for some reason i wanted to buy one of those rags. where would i buy one? or were they handed put at some protest gathering a year ago? would a georgie 20 be a proper exchange for 3-4 of those shirts? i'm getting tired of wasting kleenex tissues and perfectly good old socks to dump my jizz on after a real intense wank.

ay cash i was also checking the store that was closed next door. the one that had this big ass awning. the store sells stamps, keys, pizza, milk, halal, etc. imagine this - someone from that crowd going to the owner of that store with a fake hundred with georgie's face on it and saying, "you are gonna accept this bill or else.."

i was watching the news coverage during dinner. first channel i was tuned into showed this guy with a big stack of cash, and he's making it rain like he's at a strip joint. there were only maybe 2-3 girls in that crowd that i would have given tips to if they danced at the clubs i go to. flip to another channel - disappointed. the fucking guy only tossed out singles. i thought he was handling out 20's. ya know: 'ol george got into a mess because of a 20. i wonder if the tossed singles were as real as that 20 dollar bill that georgie had.