Hayley Hasselhoff is huge in Germany

15 comments

• pistola

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  3 years ago

  Cankles ain’t my thing but hey to each their own.
• Muddy

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  3 years ago

  She's a little too big. Nepotism yes but it is David Hasselhoff and Germany they are just trying to hook him up.
• goldmongerATL

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  3 years ago

  Well, there is plus size and then beyond plus. She is a bit beyond plus. I'm sure she has a wonderful personality.
• latinalover69

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  3 years ago

  Her eyes looked dead,
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  She’s a good looking girl. I’m going to need to see her nude to see how jerk worthy her body looks.
  
  Germans have some great fetishes. Maybe there’s a support group for guys who love all things Hasselhoff?
• misterorange

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  3 years ago

  Well, after Sports Illustrated started featuring dudes in their swimsuit edition, a fat chick in Playboy isn't all that shocking. I guess we're just not "woke" enough to appreciate it.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I agree with misterorange on this one. I’m kinda happy to be one of those unwoke types. I prefer girls to be penis-less for my jerking enjoyment.
  
  Do woke types even enjoy the view of a nude woman?
• Warrior15

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  3 years ago

  I have no desire to see her in any less clothes. Not into "plus-sized" girls.
• gammanu95

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  3 years ago

  So, wokeness is now promoting diabetes, arteriosclerosis, heart disease, COVID susceptibility, and cancer. How much more stupid and hypocritical can they be? Unhealthy lifestyle are okay as long as your down with the struggle?
• rattdog

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  3 years ago

  she looks the a sucky version of meghan mccain.
  
  if anybody here is a fan of those round huge types i would recommend klaudia kelly or mazzeratie monica for a better jerkoff experience.
• PredragDr

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  3 years ago

  I prefer her older sister Taylor, though she has her birthdate tattooed on her clavicle. I guess it gives you no excuse to forget it.
• DoctorPhil.

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  3 years ago

  before my pappy decided to leave this mortal coil by raising his middle finger to everybody he was a pretty nice guy and he convince brian mays to write a song about the fattys
  
  then he got really cynical and decided that humanity sucks. he was inspired by the fat bottom girls song to found the appliebies where he could punish humanity by feeding them cheese sticks
• DoctorPhil.

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  3 years ago

  then he sold the applibies to the ihop and died a rich man
• yahtzee74

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  3 years ago

  Unattractive face.
• DoctorPhil.

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  3 years ago

  in other news i just drank inspired milk so im going to have stummy rumbles tonite