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Hayley Hasselhoff is huge in Germany

440viking
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FUCK IT!

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

Actually she's huge everywhere.

Hey I'm not trying to be mean but IMO fat chicks don't belong in Playboy. Granted it's the German version but it's probably going to happen here too. My thoughts are that I really don't care about playboy or any of the other skin mags anyway, but being contrary maybe posting about this means that I do care.

Your thoughts?

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pistola

Cankles ain’t my thing but hey to each their own.

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Muddy

She's a little too big. Nepotism yes but it is David Hasselhoff and Germany they are just trying to hook him up.

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goldmongerATL

Well, there is plus size and then beyond plus. She is a bit beyond plus. I'm sure she has a wonderful personality.

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latinalover69

Her eyes looked dead,

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Cashman1234

She’s a good looking girl. I’m going to need to see her nude to see how jerk worthy her body looks.

Germans have some great fetishes. Maybe there’s a support group for guys who love all things Hasselhoff?

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misterorange

Well, after Sports Illustrated started featuring dudes in their swimsuit edition, a fat chick in Playboy isn't all that shocking. I guess we're just not "woke" enough to appreciate it.

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Cashman1234

I agree with misterorange on this one. I’m kinda happy to be one of those unwoke types. I prefer girls to be penis-less for my jerking enjoyment.

Do woke types even enjoy the view of a nude woman?

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Warrior15

I have no desire to see her in any less clothes. Not into "plus-sized" girls.

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TheOne&Only

So, wokeness is now promoting diabetes, arteriosclerosis, heart disease, COVID susceptibility, and cancer. How much more stupid and hypocritical can they be? Unhealthy lifestyle are okay as long as your down with the struggle?

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rattdog

she looks the a sucky version of meghan mccain.

if anybody here is a fan of those round huge types i would recommend klaudia kelly or mazzeratie monica for a better jerkoff experience.

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PredragDr

I prefer her older sister Taylor, though she has her birthdate tattooed on her clavicle. I guess it gives you no excuse to forget it.

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DoctorPhil.

before my pappy decided to leave this mortal coil by raising his middle finger to everybody he was a pretty nice guy and he convince brian mays to write a song about the fattys

then he got really cynical and decided that humanity sucks. he was inspired by the fat bottom girls song to found the appliebies where he could punish humanity by feeding them cheese sticks

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DoctorPhil.

then he sold the applibies to the ihop and died a rich man

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yahtzee74

Unattractive face.

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DoctorPhil.

in other news i just drank inspired milk so im going to have stummy rumbles tonite

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