Comments by rattdog (page 30)

are there any stripper diary entries written about the men's bathroom attendants? how about the club house moms?

the prez who received the most votes ever: -gave a speech last week at a high school auditorium. place wasn't even packed. -gave a divisive speech last night which the major television networks chose not to air live. to cite a couple examples of this: abc aired a gameshow called press your luck and nbc aired an law and order rerun.

but then again this is the time when the rent is due. so why not throw a phishing rod into the tuscl aquarium and see what happens?

time for a new beginning. you have to move to a better city and state for more options. you look good so you have that advantage going for you. i and maybe a few others here are wondering why are you still at that same small town? you did post that the same shit has been going on and on all these years but yet you stayed. most people would have said fuck this town and left a long time ago.

$12.6 million for a piece of cardboard. one could literally buy 2 mansions in california or nyc, still have plenty enough to retire and get 2 vip fuck sessions a week for life. someone here mentioned andy van slyke. i have a card of another pittsburgh pirate rookie lying around somewhere: john smiley. the best that could happen with that card is if i put it up for sale on ebay and it gets sold for a $.05. the winning bidder: john smiley.

hey hey we're the monkees shock the monkey-peter gabriel me and my monkey-the beatles monkey on my back-aerosmith monkey man-rolling stones tweeter and the monkey man-traveling wilburys

the cult is slowly gaining some traction and expanding. first chapter in san jose, the 2nd cleveland, ohio.

al bundy for sure. i did have a huge crush on billie bunker from archie bunker's place.

i heard it somewhere where p diddy was in front of these interns. he flat out told them that he wasn't interested in signing good talent. instead he was more focused on promoting lesser talents and offering a dumber downed product. i do wonder wonder what the percentage of the rappers today inside their heads were thinking that "holy shit, AI sounds actually better than the shit we've ben putting out."

"I did a lap dance with a stripper tonight and she said she was freezing and asked if she could keep her robe on while doing the lap dance." i would have responded: 'fuck the robe. keep that shit off. work with me and you'll be warm in no time."

"lol great heel turn" that to me is a cool and slightly subtle way of telling her that she's a bitch. maybe go out to some gyms and find that type of girl to "train" her for whatever it is you're looking for and pay for those meets. hell if she's in your area why not try katie arquette herself? the worst that could happen is she whacks the top of your head with a trash can lid or a kendo stick. tip: don't ask jordyn grace - she's strong as fuck!!! she could literally pick up most men.

college classroom some stranger's backyard restroom of a dive bar

guess there won't be a new season of match game.

american kelly at the PH was my fave there because she could grip cock like in that clip but would use her ass cheeks instead of her hands.

for me personally the gradual decline started after the releases of appetite for destruction & and justice for all. once both were released i felt that the bar was set up to the highest peak. after that the downward spiral began.

ay orange, as long as the dick manages to find a way not to pop that ass pimple you should be all good.

guys - we all have to be careful. i was on the way to the strip club travelling by subway train. as i got off the train and went all the wat down the stairs i see one of my reliable girls. we're talking and she tells me me that she had to leave early to get her kid from the daycare center before closing time. i notice that the middle of her lower lip is vertically busted up red down the middle. the very next day at the club i ran into her and i couldn't see that busted lip. the dimness inside the strip club is more than enough to obscure any blemishes and lesions that would normally be noticed under more light.

i'm guessing some dude on this board has already popped out the cork and enjoying some champagne.

i suppose it works both ways. throughout the 'net there are lots of clips of guys saying stay away from women as they're all self-entitled, vain and narcissistic. other than their looks they can't offer much and just tap out men's resources over time.

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i always thought that all these pro athletes had handlers to arrange these types of affairs.

an ok announcer for the ny mets during the 80's was ralph kiner. the mets used to have a player that was a fast base runner named chico walker. kiner had me fall on the floor with this: "chico sure doesn't need a walker because he sure can run."

has anyone here noticed the russian women cops that accompany greiner? they're hot and sexy as fuck!!!! greiner is just wishing one of them to be a dyke.

does the wwf/wwe count? jesse ventura and macho man savage were entertaining behind the mic. mlb: gary cohen, ron darling and keith hernendez - ny mets. it's frustrating but fun at the same time to try and figure who is speaking as both darling and hernandez both have voices that sound exactly alike.

nba: marv albert nfl: ian eagle nhl: rick jeanneret