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2 years ago
"I did a lap dance with a stripper tonight and she said she was freezing and asked if she could keep her robe on while doing the lap dance."
i would have responded: 'fuck the robe. keep that shit off. work with me and you'll be warm in no time."
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2 years ago
"lol great heel turn"
that to me is a cool and slightly subtle way of telling her that she's a bitch.
maybe go out to some gyms and find that type of girl to "train" her for whatever it is you're looking for and pay for those meets.
hell if she's in your area why not try katie arquette herself? the worst that could happen is she whacks the top of your head with a trash can lid or a kendo stick. tip: don't ask jordyn grace - she's strong as fuck!!! she could literally pick up most men.
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2 years ago
college classroom
some stranger's backyard
restroom of a dive bar
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2 years ago
guess there won't be a new season of match game.
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2 years ago
american kelly at the PH was my fave there because she could grip cock like in that clip but would use her ass cheeks instead of her hands.
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2 years ago
for me personally the gradual decline started after the releases of appetite for destruction & and justice for all. once both were released i felt that the bar was set up to the highest peak. after that the downward spiral began.
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2 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
ay orange, as long as the dick manages to find a way not to pop that ass pimple you should be all good.
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2 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
guys - we all have to be careful.
i was on the way to the strip club travelling by subway train. as i got off the train and went all the wat down the stairs i see one of my reliable girls. we're talking and she tells me me that she had to leave early to get her kid from the daycare center before closing time. i notice that the middle of her lower lip is vertically busted up red down the middle.
the very next day at the club i ran into her and i couldn't see that busted lip. the dimness inside the strip club is more than enough to obscure any blemishes and lesions that would normally be noticed under more light.
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2 years ago
i'm guessing some dude on this board has already popped out the cork and enjoying some champagne.
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2 years ago
i suppose it works both ways. throughout the 'net there are lots of clips of guys saying stay away from women as they're all self-entitled, vain and narcissistic. other than their looks they can't offer much and just tap out men's resources over time.
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2 years ago
marshmallows
pumpkins
licorice
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
i always thought that all these pro athletes had handlers to arrange these types of affairs.
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2 years ago
an ok announcer for the ny mets during the 80's was ralph kiner.
the mets used to have a player that was a fast base runner named chico walker. kiner had me fall on the floor with this: "chico sure doesn't need a walker because he sure can run."
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2 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
has anyone here noticed the russian women cops that accompany greiner? they're hot and sexy as fuck!!!! greiner is just wishing one of them to be a dyke.
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2 years ago
does the wwf/wwe count? jesse ventura and macho man savage were entertaining behind the mic.
mlb: gary cohen, ron darling and keith hernendez - ny mets. it's frustrating but fun at the same time to try and figure who is speaking as both darling and hernandez both have voices that sound exactly alike.
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2 years ago
nba: marv albert
nfl: ian eagle
nhl: rick jeanneret
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2 years ago
so the bounty hunter actually though he was the only one receiving special treatment from that bartender? hahaha!!!
remember - it's only your turn before she moves onto another guy.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
sure $27 is a steal. i wonder what the actual total will be after all the nickle and diming charges are added.
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2 years ago
playing pool at the strip club is an awesome way to kill the time until the girl of your choice is ready to go. also not a bad way to make a couple of bucks.
a fave of mine i bumped into at beamers in stamford, ct told me she used to hang with a couple of pros from nyc. we played a game and she wasn't lying. she knew how to grip the cue with her bridge hand (too bad she wouldn't grip my cock in the lapper room).
one shot she actually drew back the cue ball 5-6 inches. that's fucking impressive, especially if it's a real good stripper executing that type of shot. the only time you're going to see that happen is most likely at some pool tournament.
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2 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
donna d sure has held up real well. unfortunately my fave baywatch girl hasn't.
https://pagesix.com/2020/02/19/yasmine-bleeth-looks-dramatically-different-from-baywatch-days/
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2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
fuck minnesota!!! the people that i've met from there over the years slightly more than half of them were a bunch of weird creepy socially awkward fucks.
what's minny known for anyway, besides prince, the twins, and several legendary pro wrestlers (ric flair, road warriors)?
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2 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
the only positive that i can post is wonder if papa hoff is a really good cook. and if he cooks with huge portions in mind.
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2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
i thought this guy was dead all this time. i wonder if the U.S. also wants felix gallardo sent over as well. last time i checked he was still alive and residing in some prison.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
she even pronounced bodega wrong. probably has never seen one in her entire life.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
simping
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