Comments by chi_sam

I've run across a few that could have used a better emissions system!

I had a Jewish stripper once. She wanted 100 dollars for a BJ, and I countered with 50. She said, "OK, I'll do it for fifty. But I want you to know, I'm not making any money on it" I kill...

It could just be another way of saying, 'Nobody wants to fuck me now that I have genital warts'.

I never heard of this Phoenix place before. Fascinating!

Can't speak for the other states, but Michigan is, and has been for a long time, solid democrat turf. Are you being sarcastic, or are you really that stupid?

Oh, fer cryan' out loud... I want to launch a magazine for strip club patrons called 'Abundant Wasp'. Who can I sue for the start-up costs? She'll get her money one way or another. Based on her pic, I think she ought to explore a trans-gender discrimination angle.

I gotta' say, the dude looks hotter than the rest of 'em. Joyce (black 19 yo) doesn't look too bad, but she kinda' looks like a tranny. Thanks for the link. I read this at another local news site, but no pics.

Shhh... The secret word is "sagacity"... Not too often I have to check out a dictionary when reading TUSCL! Since when have these ad papers been banned? I haven't been to Vegas in a long time, but when I was last there those rags were on every corner. I have been in the airport recently and they have very sexually charged commercials for the strip clubs running continuously on gigantic monitors hanging from the ceiling. Can't have vice mingling with your vice? I thought they gave up on that whole 'fun for the whole family' bullshit a long time ago.

Yeah. There are 2 strip clubs (same ownership) that share a very large building with a huge novelty shop/stripper clothing store in Portland. There are fairly private booths in the clubs with decent mileage, but you go out and enter the adult store and the girl will meet you there. 60 to the creepy guy at the counter and 100 to the girl and you get 1/2 hour anything goes in a locked room. There are a few places like this in Portland, where there is a separate building on the property. Same deal everywhere 60/100 for 1/2 hour undisturbed. Ironically, the majority of clubs are the absolute lamest I've ever been to. NO touching. Tips are placed on the rail ONLY. Lap dances are all AIR. Yet you can drive down the street and find a straight-up whorehouse next to a club, or a 'lingerie modeling studio' or any of the many book stores. It's so prevalent, I'm guessing you could get a hand-job at 7-11. Weird...

Oh crap! I know it's principal!

One of my grade school teachers became a stripper. In class! I just missed it, as she 'performed' for the class before mine. She was kinda' plain, but tight body, and I'll bet it was quite a show for horny 7th graders. We all walked in to an empty classroom and were babysat by the principle for an hour. Nobody knew anything, and the principle merely said the teacher had gotten sick, and we would be getting a new teacher. By the next day, the story was out. She just went loony. She was drinking throughout the day from a Thermos, and during 7th hour decided to do a strip-tease and took off all of her clothes and just sang and danced around till the cops came. She never returned and we never heard any more about her. It was totally hushed-up. Her class was sequestered until the kids could be picked up and didn't ride the bus home that day. Nobody, I mean nobody, on the staff ever so much as mentioned it, and questions were not welcome. It didn't even make the local paper. This was over 30 years ago, and things like that weren't discussed between kids and adults. I never mentioned it to my parents, and I imagine most didn't. If that happened today it would be on YouTube before dinner time. Would have loved to have been there...

I always try and be polite and respectful. That said, if the girl is a ROB or overly-aggressive I've been known to toss-in a bit of sarcasm. And I have had a few obnoxious ones that I simply asked, politely of course, to 'get the fuck outta' here'. But where I have a problem is with the truly soft ones, that haven't been jaded yet. The ones that really want nothing more than a brief respite and a casual conversation. They're the ones that get hurt no matter how mildly rejected. But... I had this one recently. Nice enough girl, I suppose. It wasn't very busy, but there were a few groups of rowdy, aggressive guys and I think she just felt secure perched next to me. That would have been fine by me, if she hadn't tried talking to me. To put it bluntly, I've had more interesting conversations with my parrot! Either she was too dumb, or obstinate, to take any of the hints that I proffered, ratcheting up the 'rudeness factor' each time. But she was as interesting as a blow-up doll. And I was getting a headache trying to think like a twelve year old in order to converse with her. So (and I do feel sheepish about this), I felt I had no choice but to stand up, shake her hand, and tell her, 'It was nice meeting you'. Oh... Are you leaving already? No. You are.

A lot of clubs I go to have an unofficial banker that the girls deposit their money with throughout the evening. It's usually a young black guy with a gold tooth and lots of jewelry. I've read that strippers make more money when they're menstruating, but I think the best money is made when they have colds. It seems the girls that are constantly sniffling are making 'deposits' every half-hour...

Sorry I don't have any advice on clubs in Denver. But to those that have responded, or intend to, re-read the post. HH is clearly looking for gay clubs.

It's too simple... If you fuck someone you don't want to fuck, it's prostitution.

I travel a lot for business and can say unequivocally that Comfort Inn is a very popular choice for strippers and hookers. I surmise it's because it's consistent, a little 'higher-end' at a fair price, and most importantly, they all have entrances apart from the main reception, unlike some other similarly 'nice' hotels. And it's been my experience that the management is often well aware of what's what.

It means, collectively the team has had eight felony arrests resulting in one conviction and one acquittal. The remaining cases have been postponed until after the season. Misdemeanors and probation violations are not counted in the seasonal statistics.

Mexican bio-weapon? That's brilliant... So when exactly does an errant quasi-thought make the leap to become a 'theory'? A 'stripper theory' is when, in a rare moment of sobriety, she wonders if the 20 dollar, six-inch plastic heels may be related to the pain in her feet. That makes about as much sense as: "In other news, today a spokeswoman for the CDC showed her tits."

You're post isn't off-topic as much is it merely is posted on the wrong site.

Yeah. Once. And it was a riot. I was at a club in Cali and the DJ didn't show, so they got old dude playing his own outdated collection of CD's. He didn't know how to work (or was afraid to mess with)the computer. Looking through his small stack, I told him that I 'have more songs on my laptop'. So, where's your laptop? I was staying in a hotel right across the street and ten minutes later I was guest DJ. It was a blast. Those dudes do get a lot of attention...

DJ's that somehow got the idea people are there because of them. Hate 'em. Anything else I can deal with.

I was taking money out of the bank for my 'stripper weekend', and requested the cash in 100's and 100 dollar bills, preferably new ones. The teller (as is typical, was a young, smoking hot babe who but for lack of math skills would be a stripper rather than being stuck behind that counter), looks up as she hands me the stack and faced with an inability to reconcile this seemingly odd transaction exclaimed - "Wow, you must really like dollars..." "No... But I know some girls that just love 'em." The look on her face was priceless, as she quickly went through all of the facial contortions from 'deer in the headlights', to merely confused, to epiphany, to mildly embarrassed.

I cannot for the life of me imagine a better way to spend time. That said - It is a colossal waste of money :)

Nice segue... I could pick out about four words that had anything at all to do with this post. And the rest of it? Well, since you don't do drugs you may want to get a carbon monoxide alarm.