Stripper: "I haven't had sex in 6 months"
I find this one of the more ludicrous bits of stripper shit. The dancer has supposedly sworn off sex for some personal reason, hence is super horny. The sales pitch implies that if you would just spring for a VIP, she would be willing to break her self-imposed vow of celibacy.
Do you ever get this?
Do you ever get this?
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No matter what a stripper tells you there is no sex in the champagne room. none.. if she is not willing to put out in the regular lap dance then don't expect any thing extra in the VIP.
I like to just do the regular lap dances and offer tips and incentives for them to do extras. The whole VIP/champagne room is set up in their favor and makes it very easy to screw over customers. I had one dancer recently promised me a happy ending and it was just grinding...she was like "did you cum yet" and i'm like "yeah.." even though I didn't. I just wanted to move on to the next one...
Oh, hey, Dottie. Welcome to the board. I assume you're a dancer? So how long has it been since you had sex?
BTW, have you met my friend Player11 yet? I'm sure you'll find his posts fascinating.
You might find some interesting reading on stripperweb.com One of the most fascinating places to visit is the "Hustle Hut", where girls exchange tips with each other on how to extract maximum $$ from regulars and other "patrons" or "custies."
This is a Code that serves me well. Lap dances are almost never a springboard to later success (read endless examples here). I try to pick the right club and work my other angles, with recent success rates at about 50%, but either way I am better off than if I get dragged back into one of these dancer/club controlled money pits.
I break this rule in a couple of clubs, but for very good reasons, like a combination of great returns and relatively low room prices.
IMO, if you have a good lead then it is better to tip her a bit for her time at the bar and try to lock things up rather than handing over the reins to her ITC.
One of the biggest ROB's I have ever met in a SC, Stevie, would use the lack of sex line on newbies. She loved to get them to buy her a $75 outfit or $100 pair of shoes after getting him to spend say $200 on dances. She would enlist a coctail waitress to give the guy a sad story about his GF really needed some new shoes. She was 42, looked like a skinny druggie dried old flat prune. When those bitches try to rip you like that just walk away or make an excuse then go to the mens room. You don't owe them a damn thing for services not performed.
And as I said in the article (thanks for reading it, btw), sometimes the nice guy thing really pays off. ;-)
I have to agree with how, too: "I don't actually begrudge strippers their hustle plays, in general..." If a dancer is skilled at the SS (i.e. NOT "oh your dick is so big"), it can make me feel good. I know it's just a fantasy, but if she's a damn good actress, give her an Oscar.
The dancer who says she isn't married, doesn't have a live-in, doesn't have a boyfriend, doesn't have a fuck buddy, hasn't had sex in whatever, is probably ...lying.
Let'e try this one: we go into a club and tell our dancer that we have an incurable disease and will be dead by the end of the week, so if she would only consent to have sex it will be the last time before we die. It's only for the memory. That should work, right?
If it was a college course it would be SS Intermediate Level: Letting slip a few "personal" facts to the regular to make him believe that he's different from the other "custys." In the course, you will also learn how to casually bring up sex related topics to get the custy thinking in the right direction (mainly lap dance area).
This particular comment is an elegant two-fer :)
@Lee: You and I obviously look for different things, but if you like what you are getting then all power to you. Whether she deserves a nomination by the Academy or not, the important thing is that the return on your investment is worth it to you.
Finally he accepted that he was never going to get his dick sucked but still came in and kept spending $1k on her because he just "really enjoyed being around her".
I have met true masters at work in my travels, who make consistently heavy money running both the short and long cons. God bless Capitalism and gullible patrons. Hell, some of these girls are so subtle in weaving the tapestry over time that the regs fall in love and never realize that all of these "personal" facts and intimate moments that were shared over time are part of a completely fake second persona.
I met one girl who was so good that a guy, after months of chasing her in the club and buying her things outside of the club, eventually bought her an expensive car. As a side note, he is the only patron I know who got into her pants (and many were trying), but it cost him over $80k in total outlay to do so and lots of chase time. She had a devoted following of guys who routinely fed her cash, so even on horrible nights for the other girls she was flush and that was all without giving up, or making any promises about, the goods!
@samsung: There are plenty of places where good ITC options exist, but usually not in the higher-end joints. However, I agree that the rule of thumb is that nothing great is on the menu when a girl is upselling from your lap.
That's a lot of 2-4-1's
I had it Tue from Stripper x-Ritz I have been reg with for $100. I will have again tomorrow for $100. Yesterday I had x-stripper now backpage.com whore call me also offering sex at $100 (Jessica in my photos - just got some charges dismissed). While I have done her around a 2 dozen times over the last 2 years, I have a couple of probs with her - drama, no car, her drug habit, BoysnHood friends she does for free, etc. Another one, Amy also ph me yesterday but she is lower on depth chart than Jessica.
Sheesh!
I am as hard-edged as they come (anyone who reads my posts knows my gig) and even I felt a bit drawn to her. I never spent any serious $$$ on her but can understand how it happened. I had never met a girl with her talent for this game and probably never will again. The girls that post in places like the hustle hut are babies compared to this girl, who was a master at her craft and went back to Greece with a lot of money in the bank - and some very nice jewelry and a new car, lol
Comparing her to the average stripper is like comparing the Waldorf Astoria Hotel to a Motel 6 - they may be in the same general industry but they are in two different stratospheres.
It should come as no surprise that the guys who chased after her were very successful business men (many business owners). She never asked (or dropped any hints) for anything, she didn't have to.
As is obvious from my posts, you can count me as one of those who became a bit seduced by her. I always kept my wits about me and never reached too deep into my wallet, but she is the closest to any girl I met in any club around the country that has made me want to get very stupid.
I would not be surprised if she is now married to someone very rich - lol.
Dancer: "Hey, you have nice eyes." Me: OK so now you can grind me, suck me, pop me, f**k me." Saves wear and tear on the hip boots.
Yeah - I have been caught up in that fantasy many times myself as well, but I never let it get out of hand. I can't afford a SO and an expensive girlfriend!
I just saw a couple of your posts over on SW. Those ladies will chew you a new asshole if you post things that they disagree with. You're a brave man!
If she really, really likes you and wants to prove she is not a slut she will wait max three weeks before she fucks you.
There is no long term winning them over and $80k involved. Not quite sure exactly where this myth comes from, but it certainly seems to play to certain women's advantage and is unfortunate that some guys believe it.
@Dougster: I agree with you on all fronts, but this girl truly had a gift. Hardened Wall Street types used to chase after her, despite the fact that she was not close to the hottest girl in the club nor was she giving out the goods. She was as good as any that I have ever seen at this game.
If a stripper has gone six months without then it means tht either she or the club gives no extras whatsoever and she is extremely picky about meeting anybody OTC. Now suddenly for you she's going to for you dump all of her standards and rules. Yah right.
I even did a little penitent "I should never have posted this on here, but no excuses" on the pink side, while simultaneously posting the Maximzing OTC Options article on the blue side, just to get a little more runway before I get banned :)