Pussy an Engine ? Really ?

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• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  If it's true, I've seen what happens after a blown head gasket before.
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  Well, they won't *all* take the same size piston. Met a dancer in Buffalo once whose pussy was so small, I could barely get even *my* dick in. In fact, she initially didn't even want to try, until she saw it. It was kind of amusing in a really sad way, it was one of the few times anyone's been *happy* about my size upon first seeing it. When I finally did manage to work it in, it was freakin' awesome. Even, possible acting expertise notwithstanding, for her.
• troop

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  14 years ago

  here's who originally said it..
  
  
  In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following: "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."
  
  
  
• chi_sam

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  14 years ago

  I've run across a few that could have used a better emissions system!
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  Sure, but will she turn over on a cold night?
• sinclair

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  14 years ago

  The less cubic inches, the better.
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  sinclair, are you saying you don't like large hoods with the intakes protruding outward
• troop

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  14 years ago

  i think sinclair was talking about her midrange area.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  Pussy is like Visa! Accepted everywhere