The best engine in the world is the pussy. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger and every four weeks does it's own oil change....... It's just a pity the management system is so temperamental!!
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16 yrs ago · 1 min read
The best engine in the world is the pussy. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger and every four weeks does it's own oil change....... It's just a pity the management system is so temperamental!!
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If it's true, I've seen what happens after a blown head gasket before.
Well, they won't all take the same size piston. Met a dancer in Buffalo once whose pussy was so small, I could barely get even my dick in. In fact, she initially didn't even want to try, until she saw it. It was kind of amusing in a really sad way, it was one of the few times anyone's been happy about my size upon first seeing it. When I finally did manage to work it in, it was freakin' awesome. Even, possible acting expertise notwithstanding, for her.
here's who originally said it..
In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following: "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."
I've run across a few that could have used a better emissions system!
Sure, but will she turn over on a cold night?
The less cubic inches, the better.
sinclair, are you saying you don't like large hoods with the intakes protruding outward
i think sinclair was talking about her midrange area.
Pussy is like Visa! Accepted everywhere
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