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17 years ago
I say art! I am a 45 year old white colar professional and most of my friends don't like tatoos at all. Whenever my wife catches me watching "LA Ink" on TV she complains. However, I think nice quality tatoos in all the right places are very very sexy and absolutely a turn-on. If I could decide on the right tatoo in the right location on my body I would get one for myself.
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17 years ago
Nice story. Thanks for sharing.
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17 years ago
Sounds like most of you guys are saying to just treat it like a real dating (courtship) situation. I guess (most) of us would not ask a real date for a HJ....of course we would not offer to pay our date for it either. I suppose it is more exciting for it to just happen naturally without having to ask for it.
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17 years ago
It's a special evant for me so I do plan on certain clothes to wear and a change of clothes for going home afterward. I make sure that I am well-groomed and clean shaven. I try to think everything out like alibi's, etc. I get pretty nervous during the day when I know what I will be doing after work but once in the club I relax and enjoy. JayADay brings up a good point about taking your wallet into the club. I had an experience with my cell phone last week. I took it off my belt and set it to the side during a passionate 3 set dance and then worried that someone may have swiped it during the dance. This brings up an interesting problem for me because my wife knows that I always have my cell phone on me but it would be even worse to lose it in a club.
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17 years ago
If you read one of my other posts I am also wondering how to get more out of a current dance relationship. I do like ClevelandToms "how naughty can you get" line. A friend of mine who clubs a lot in Houston says he asks "do you play?" He is always telling me he has a club there that he can get a BBBJ and a beer for $ 80.00. You could always ask her what "extras" she can provide. I had a beautiful girl tell me the other night as we bagan a 3 for 50 session that for a good tip she would provide good "extras". I was able to DATY and finger her kitty during the third dance. She was SO yummy. It was not in a private area so I did not expect a BJ or HJ. Good luck.
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17 years ago
I am seeking help from all of you expert pervs. I am just getting back into this stuff and need advice. How do I escalate the action? I have a couple of girls at a small SC that allow some 2-way contact (breast, ass, legs, arms). I would like for them to start rubbing my dick and balls and I would like to start touching their kitty's. Do I just flat out ask for these extras or do I just push the envelope during LD's and see where they stop me at? Can I take a dancers hand and place it on my cock? What is proper and expected? What do you think?
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17 years ago
Here's one for you guys. I was in a SC Friday night that does not have a private VIP area. The girl I was with allowed me to DATY and slip a finger in the kitty. Right after we were finished I noticed that 3 units of the local police department were combing the dark corners of the club. I recalled that there was a guy near us in a corner and he was texting someone while we were dancing. The girl I was with was pretty darned discreet about our activities but you just never know. That potential arrest may be harder to explain to the wife than a DUI. Oh my, something else to think about.
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17 years ago
JayADay, I was thinking about what you said before you ever posted it. My wife would never find this site on her own but what if a friend of a friend found it and some of the stuff I post on here made that person suspicious enough to copy and paste my blogs or comments and send them to her on an e-mail? Unlikely, but it could happen.
There is a SC that I have been to a couple of times lately that the bouncer/bartender is related to people that I work with. I dont know if he knows who I am but I know who he is so I have decided to avoid that place for a while.
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17 years ago
I just re-read my earlier post. I meant Roger Clemens not Nolan Ryan!! You guys were probably thinking that the Godfather is older than dirt. Unfortunately, I don't remember too much about the game after pre-game drinks and ballpark brews. I do remember thinking I saw Clemens in the souvenier shop late in the game but I was told that it was Clemens brother.
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17 years ago
DougS, you crack me up. You may actually be on to something here. I always just assumed my sense of smell had been dulled by what I ingested up my nose back in my younger daze. Your comment....she's always saying "[sniff, sniff] do you smell that?!" I, of course never do.....is so me and my wife, maybe our wifes are twins they never new each other had.
What state are you in? I am in Oklahoma where most strip clubs are pretty lame. Fortunately, I have friends in Dallas and Houston and I get to Vegas every now and then.
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17 years ago
Purchased both of my daughters Dell laptops with Vista in 2007. So far so good, both computers actually work better than my old laptop for wireless internet. There are some things that you have to change your way of thinking about but all in all we have been OK with it. I am still using XP at work where I am on the computer all day (much of which on TUSCL).
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17 years ago
My wife can smell cigerette smoke coming from a driver in another car at an intersection even if the windows are up on both cars. I imagine any perfume on my body could get me divorced.
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17 years ago
Ralphyboy, I know it's really not funny but that is a funny post.
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17 years ago
Damn Doug, I started getting hard just reading your second paragraph.
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17 years ago
DougS, while on a family vacation in Houston, a buddy (who lives in Houston) took me to watch Nolan Ryan pitch and I left the wife and family at the hotel. On the way to the game we stopped off at Treasures for about an hour of pre-gaming. After several shots and a couple of laps we were off to the game. As my buddy pulled out of the parking lot I saw my life pass before me as an oncoming car was about to cream us. I yelled at my buddy and he stopped just in time. At a minimum I probably saved him a repair bill and possibly a DUI and saved us both bodily injuries that may have been tough to explain to the wife.
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17 years ago
Chitown wrote....or some unforeseeable and unpreventable bad luck (having a heart attack in a club, for example, or getting in a car accident on a strip club lot).
That would be just my luck....I could just see my poor wife having to explain to everyone how I passed away at a strip club. Thanks chitown, like I needed one more thing to wory about.
I am usually more concerned about where to park my vehicle so that nobody I know drives by and sees it. The problem here is parking in the back of a strip club can be a little on the dangerous side.
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17 years ago
I had three very good lap dances last night and all of three girls seemed to really enjoy my obviously unrestrained commando package. They all looked at my pants, smiled and took very good care of me. I like to think that most dancers are sexaholics just like us.
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17 years ago
My wife has an unbelievable ability to smell anything and everything out the ordinary. I don't go to clubs very often if I have to come home that night. I recently clubbed and took a change of clothes and put on the fresh set before coming home. I will take the other set to the dry cleaners before bringing them back into the house. I washed my face, neck, hands, and arms multiple times before coming home and even applied a lotion/moisturizer to those areas shortly after getting home but was still afraid to get too close to the wife. That woman has the sense of smell like nobody I have ever seen. I have always been an evidence concealer be it alchohol or left handed cigs. Life is tough when you have habits considered bad by others.
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17 years ago
Your sense of smell is apparently much better than mine.
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17 years ago
Commando went great last night!! When possible it will always be my mode of operation. I did wear light colored slacks however and was more concerned about lipstick stains than anything as that would be a tough one to explain to the wife.
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17 years ago
I pledge to only discuss the attributes of cute nude girls who grind for a living on this site.
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17 years ago
I agree to lowpaw, more power to her!! Some of us are mature adults and can understand her situation. I too find it somewhat erotic.
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17 years ago
I hope I find a girl that dances good enough to create a wet spot.
I can't wait till 5:00 !!!!
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17 years ago
The E-trade baby.
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17 years ago
Wow lopaw, it sounds like you and I have alot in common. Next time I am in LA we should go clubbing together. You could tell the little woman that you have to entertain an out of town engineer for the evening;)