Just got back from my son's college freshman orientation. Fun stuff - 2 days of being surrounded by cute coeds in tank tops, short shorts and flip-flops. I've been going to strip clubs so much lately that my natural reaction to seeing a scantily clad young hottie is to look her in the eye, give her a big smile, and start chatting her up. (Or as I overheard a girl telling my son, "Gee, your dad is really <i>friendly</i>.") My biggest problem was trying to remember to NOT call her "Baby" or ask how long she's been dancing, lol. <br type="_moz" />
I have a neighbor who is about 19 or 20. Last year, he had a high school gf. The last time I saw her (I think they were breaking up), she was wearing a cut off beater, barely there micro "schoolgirl" plaid skirt, and ankle high boots with stiletto heels. Even with the three inch heels, she only stood 5'1"<br />
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I had to fight the urge to ask her how much she charged.
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I've found myself in that position in the checkout line at Home Depot or somewhere similar....then I remind myself where I am and hustle on out with my merchandise. If only I knew how to chat 'em up like this when I was 19....would have been a much better young life.<br type="_moz" />
steve: been there, done that. My daughters' friends and coworkers have much the same comment about me. My wife just smirks at me when I start shooting the shit with some checkout girl somewhere.<br type="_moz" />
ever see the movie "American Beauty"? I saw it tonight and it reminded me of this "Old School" blog. The father has a crush on his daughter's friend and there is lots of entertaining drama and storyline around it.<br />
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I had to fight the urge to ask her how much she charged.
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I've found myself in that position in the checkout line at Home Depot or somewhere similar....then I remind myself where I am and hustle on out with my merchandise. If only I knew how to chat 'em up like this when I was 19....would have been a much better young life.<br type="_moz" />
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