Cheerleader Car Wash

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steve229
I was out running some errands, and happened to go past the local high school, where I saw the Cheerleader Squad was having a car wash fund raiser.&nbsp; Wanting to do my part, I got my car washed, then hurried home so I could get the rest of the family cars washed.&nbsp; On my third trip, the coach came up to me and said, &quot;Well, Mr. __________, you certainly have a lot of school spirit.&quot;&nbsp; <br />
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Dudester
14 years ago
About five years ago, on a Saturday morning, I saw some young girls advertising a car wash. It turned out to be a gym for 8-11 year olds that teaches them the basics they'll need for cheerleading (gymnastics, tumbling,dancing, etc.).<br />
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I pulled in and minutes later, about ten little girls swarmed my car. After about a minute they started singing and dancing as they washed &quot;Bad girls, bad girls, I'm such a dirty dirty bad girl.&quot;<br />
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I was trying not to laugh, then their coach ordered them to stop singing and just wash. <br />
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The past few years though, I've noticed that car washes seem to be dominated by those grey area inner city &quot;youth clubs&quot; that pretend not to teach larceny and calypso louie politics.
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troop
14 years ago
lol.. calypso louie.!<br />
&nbsp;i hope he hates that people refer to him by that name.
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
steve, just hope the coach didn't write down your license plate # and turn you in to the pigs. LOL
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CTQWERTY
14 years ago
Glad you weren't handing out business cards for your side talent management business, lol.
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samsung1
14 years ago
I recommend you download (or buy) the porn movie &quot;Cheerleaders&quot;&nbsp; by Digital Playground.&nbsp; Features several good sex scenes and group of cheerleaders having an all girl orgy at the end.&nbsp; Features a lot of big names like Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas, Brianna Love, Priya Rai, and more.<br type="_moz" />
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samsung1
14 years ago
A couple of the upscale gentlmen's club like Cols gold and kahoots have summer golf tournaments.&nbsp; The mid-scale gentlemen's club like Club X have a car wash instead.&nbsp; They had it last month but I have not heard anything about how it went.&nbsp; I also know kahoots is right nearby an automatic car wash place.&nbsp; When I needed a car wash that was the first place that came to my mind lol<br />
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samsung1
14 years ago
Here are pictures from the car wash from Club X in Columbus, OH.&nbsp; <br />
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http://xmensclub.com/car-wash.html<br type="_moz" />
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steve229
14 years ago
Sam - And of course, who can forget the classic car wash scene from &quot;Bring it On&quot; featuring you know who. <br type="_moz" />
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MisterGuy
14 years ago
<span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">LOL!&nbsp; </span></span><br />
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&quot;steve, just hope the coach didn't write down your license plate # and turn you in to the pigs.&quot;<br />
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<span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Exactly, that's what I'd do if I saw some guy getting <b>all</b> his cars washed...lol...</span></span><br />
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dudeanonymous
14 years ago
Isn't there a place in Greensboro, NC, that's a combination SC and car wash?&nbsp; I remember thinking about stopping there on my way through a few years ago.
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