Dudester
Comments by Dudester (page 7)
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13 years ago
londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
Most likely, she's an aspiring actress-aghast that someone would actually require nudity and contact.
Kind of like when J Lo got her big break in Money Train. She knew, going in, that the role required nudity. On the day she had to strip down, she tried crying to get the director to change his mind. He reminded her that she had a contract and she knew, going in, what the role required. The nude scene happened.
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13 years ago
fillyfan
Some people (my family) only check their emails once every 7-14 days.
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13 years ago
txtittyfan
He isn't dead,just a wee bit tired, and he wanted to see a stripper.
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13 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Yeah Alucard, the stripper next door had no BF. She was seriously ADHD and bipolar, and fugly.
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13 years ago
Dudester
See Friends With Benefits. Mila was hot in that flick.
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13 years ago
EarlTee
Horny old bastard.
Actually, it's a 50/50 thing. The strippers that don't give extras hate the ones that do, and they rat out the extras girls.
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13 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I did have that stripper next door, but I wouldn't touch her on my drunkest night. Ten years ago, there were a couple of strippers living in the complex. I would let them give me a LD, but my hands wouldn't roam certain places as I'm not fond of body parts falling off.
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13 years ago
farmerart
art-Houston has dipped below 100 degrees for the first time since early June. Everything is uncharacteristically brown as we are 27 inches below our annual average rain fall. All it takes is one discarded cigarette, or a minor traffic incident to start a raging wildfire-which we have seen a lot of this summer.
Food for thought-to keep law required distance, St. James has nothing around it for 1/3 mile-surrounded by woods and dry brush.
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13 years ago
samsung1
Ohio
What pablo said, plus, we Houstonians are spoiled. Full contact, both ways, extras easily found from beautiful women, and yet we will give 8's during a visit because before we headed to VIP with an 8/9, we had to fight off Klingon warriors rated as a 5 on a good night for them.
Meanwhile, in Detroit, some guy gets a HJ from a fugly and he gives the club a 10, or that happens in Florida, or New York, etc.
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13 years ago
Dudester
I wasn't sure if others had seen the celeb pics there. I didn't know that Katy Perry had been caught like that.
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13 years ago
Dudester
more http://www.buzzfeed.com/robbynovaspopworld/all-time-famous-leaked-celebrity-photos-nsfw-23fn
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13 years ago
samsung1
Ohio
Bank robber in strip club. No doubt cops ran in with guns drawn. Talk about a buzzkill.
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13 years ago
bang69
North Carolina
Doug says "all strippers are whores".
Christal is a stripper, and she has posted two articles in the past week.
Imagine that, a stripper that is more articulate than you. Wow.
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13 years ago
samsung1
Ohio
The fuzz need to pony up the stolen items. Failing that, the club should sue the city and foreclose on city hall, police cars, fire trucks, etc.
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13 years ago
Dudester
My thought process exactly. Usually the Olympics bore me to death, but I would watch naked Olympians.
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13 years ago
vincemichaels
Detroit
NYPD has a strong union. Most likely, these cops will get a strongly worded letter for their personnel file-to be removed in three years, if they behave themselves.
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13 years ago
troop
I think the San Jose PD should find something better to do, like harass drug dealers and check to see if sex offenders are toeing the line on their probation/parole. I think the cops are getting a free peak, then punishing those they are peeping on.
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13 years ago
Christal
Happy Birthday. Unfortunately, I won't be there (I live too far away).
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13 years ago
runrdude
At a club where extras had been going on, a gal promised me FS if I paid 100 in advance. We went to VIP and I got 1.5 air dances.
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13 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I had worked the night shift and had the TV on just as the second tower got hit. I then called work and found out that, effective immediately, we were on 12 on/12 off, for the foreseeable future. We did that for two weeks.
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13 years ago
Christal
Christal asked: This is your opportunity to tell me & all other strippers, what you want from her, all the way from the way she approaches you,
Best approach for me-she approaches the table and asks if I want company. If I'm interested, I'll offer her a seat. Intelligent conversation is a plus. It's okay to ask if I'd been to the club, and this is the important part-she needs to be somewhat up on current events. I once ran into a stripper blissfully unaware that a major hurricane was three days out. Seriously ? You can't turn on the car radio and put on the news channel for the top of the hour, five minute, news brief.
Christal asked: dances for you
From a story I wrote recently-the ultimate:
I then instructed her to sit in my lap so that her back was to my chest. When she had done so, I instructed her to lean her head back onto my shoulder. I told her that if her customer wasn't already playing with her boobs, to grab his hands and put them there. To illustrate my point, I reached around and caressed her boobs, feeling her firmness, telling her to remain in this position a minute.
Next, I had her get up and then straddle my lap. I explained to her that this was the most important part. She needed to offer a nipple to his lips while she reached around and gently played with his hair, or caressed his neck, or rub his shoulders while leaning in and moaning softly in his ear. I then instructed her to sink to the floor, and rub the customer's thighs, then move her hand to his crotch."This is an important part of the dance. Climb up on him, place your feet on his thighs, and put your pussy in his face. Put your hand on top of my head to steady yourself. Now, make sure you keep your pussy a couple of inches from his face. Let him look at it, but don't push it against him.
And that's the ultimate lapper.
Christal asked: and leaves you. We cant forget a out all of the spicy details concerning the VIP room. Do you ask her? Does she ask you?
It can be mutual, either way.
Christal asked: What do you expect from her?
For 300 + 100 for the bottle, my dick is going in a vagina.
Christal asked: What should she expect from you?
Myself, I'm an expert at DATY, I'll tell you. The VIP room for me is for making love, not just sex. I'll start at your neck and work down. I understand physiology and don't buy into that fake orgasm stuff. After her orgasm, I'm entering.
So, clear your mind and live in the moment. We will both get our rocks off.
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13 years ago
fla_funmeister
Miami Florida
They freak when Itell them, "Never married, no kids."
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13 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Best I ever saw-my third ATF briefly borrowed someone's costume. It was a sheer, purple colored, jumpsuit. Very sexy, easy on/off, with one long zipper.
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13 years ago
cincysensation
Methinks the lady does protest too much.
1) As far as being on stage, do what I do, just clear your mind and do it. I don't worry, when I'm singing, if I'm going to hit that high C above A, I just do it.
2) As far as conversation, two things:
A) Five minutes in, she should bring up, gently, that she doesn't mind conversing, but time is money-fair enough.
B) As far as putting up (talking) with a guy she doesn't like, do like I did in the Cold War, create a role, and live it. "I'm Professor Richards, a Paleontologist, from Santa Barbara. I'm going to Berlin to speak with Professor Hinemann about a possible new species of dinosaur (this was before the Jurrasic Park movies).
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13 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I'm with harrydave on this. If it was 100% real, not only would the CDC be all over the story, there would be a squadron of network satellite trucks outside the club. Reporters would be interviewing everyone connected to the club, including customers.