This year it happened in Rhino of all places.
This really hot brunette called Maria (I think) approaches me in my seat, sits in the seat opposite and we go through the usual small talk exchange before she pops the question. She is easily a ten so I make little attempt at thinking about it. I was expecting her to start on the next song but instead she just carries on chatting. Midway through the song she suddenly stands up and parts my kneed, does little wiggle of her hips for 30 seconds, drops a strap off her bra off her shoulder and sits on my lap and continues the chat. I am thinking 'this is fucking weird' At the end of the song she sits back in her seat and asks me for $20.
The following conversation occurs
me: what do you want $20 for? her: the ld me: that wasn't a ld her : it is the way I do mine me: your kidding me ? her: no, you had a dance and I want $20
I take out $20 and give it her with an angry look then we have another converstion
her: why do you look angry? me : why do you think I look angry? her: if you want you can have your money back? me: no honey, you said that was the way you dance and if you want $20 you got it.
She walks off but I am pissed off and angry, so much so I think to myself I ain't having that. I asked a bouncer if I can speak to the Manager and he comes over to me and I tell him aall about what happened. He send me around with a bouncer and ask me to point out the girl to the bouncer and come back to him. Sure enough the bouncer comes along with the girl in tow. I told the Manager my story again in front of her and told the girl that she did NOT dance and that in NO way could what she have done been construed as a dance, especially as she didn't even get her tits out! The manager drags her to one side and moments later she comes back to me and gives me my $20 back. When she goes I reassure him I am telling the truth, he tells me her believes me and 'it will be dealt with'.
I am glad I made a stand. 'How many others would she have donme this too' I asked myself.

