Comments by Dudester (page 8)

Of all of my strip club visits (a great many), I've only had a girl go down on me four or five times (her idea). I stopped trimming down there 15 years ago.

Back in the late 80's, when it meant something to be a Rick's girl, the Houston Chronicle did a rather large story (like three pages) about everything a Rick's girl is/does do. One girl reported turning down one thousand for a night with a stranger. Lets see, 1k in 1988 dollars = how much today ?

USC Trojans.

I like mascots. FYI, it's hot in one of those suits, really hot. People inside of them work very very hard. Because my college was politically correct, we had a male and female version of our mascot. That was popular, but our cheerleaders, like our softball team, preferred female company, if you catch my drift.

Any hair is a medium for bacteria. Try this experiment, if you can. Step out of a shower, after a good cleansing shower. Run your hand through your hair and touch a petri dish. The results will blow your mind. A health inspector did that at a former job to make a point.

Half of those signs weren't sexual. You would only think them sexual if you laugh at a Herman Melville classic title. With that said, some Houston strippers do attend church, maybe not regularly, but often enough to not stand out. As a church frequenter, the people that get me are the ones who only attend for Easter and Christmas. Of course, our most crowded day ever was the Sunday after 9/11.

Half of those signs weren't sexual. You would only think them sexual if you laugh at a Herman Melville classic title. With that said, some Houston strippers do attend church, maybe not regularly, but often enough to not stand out. As a church frequenter, the people that get me are the ones who only attend for Easter and Christmas. Of course, our most crowded day ever was the Sunday after 9/11.

Tacos at Houston Dolls, steaks at St. James and Splendor cabaret. If it wasn't for naked beautiful women promising things, I'd eat there all the time. The food is so good that the clubs should offer a dancer free dining room so that you can eat in peace.

We shouldn't go on picking on churches as congregation members mean well. I could go on and on about the Catholic church, which until the molesting scandal started, was swimming in money. Now they are knee deep in shit. The congregations meant well, but it was the priests who felt that tribute meant more than just the money collected in the baskets. Neophytes to the Jewish religion are frequently shocked to find out that a weekly offering doesn't take place in temple. Instead, worshippers are told that if they want to attend the Yom Kippur service (the holiest of the year), they have to pony up in a big way. But then again, Jewish rabbis don't have a taste for little boys. And finally, America's biggest megachurch, Lakewood, in Houston, their pastor doesn't draw a salary. He's independently wealthy from books that he has written. From time to time, I've sung in their choir. Unlike a church with a little money in their pocket, their massive choir (300 members, like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir) doesn't have sheet music. If you can't memorize the tunes in rehearsal, you are out of luck. Instead, much of Lakewood's money is spent in either mission work, or in brilliant ways. Last year, they bought the former NBA arena they moved into ten years ago. They had been leasing the arena from the city, but they bought it outright for 7.5 million.

The Mo. law is extremely similar to the Houston ordinance, except the ban on booze and a distance requirement. The Houston law was heavily appealed and all but one of the provisions were held by appeals courts. In practical application, virtually every Houston club could be closed tonight because dancers routinely violate the distance requirement, some clubs are too close to each other, and the dancers show too much skin on stage. The only reason no one is raiding the Houston clubs is because convention business is up 1,000% since they backed off on enforcement. With all that said, I see the Mizzou Supremes backing up the state. Kansas, no doubt, will follow the example. The only glimmer of hope I see is if the state suddenly sees a drastic drop in business (like Houston did in late 90's convention business) and they see the light ($$$$).

Myself, I prefer the consumption tax. Although mjx makes an excellent point, I work in an area with a lot of people on welfare. I have heard them talk, and they claim the most outrageous exemptions on their tax forms. The dumocrats love to claim that the rich don't pay taxes-well I can tell you this much in truth-the "poor" screw us twice: 1) Every time they get a welfare check (so they have no reason to work), and 2) Every year at tax time. They get a refund, a hefty one, although they haven't worked one minute.

It's getting to the point where there should be a sign outside EVERY strip club that reads:"Being on premises at 3 a.m. will lead to EXTREME cases of lead poisoning."

Chief needs a permanent time out.

In my military days, because I knew how to stretch a buck, I was in the clubs three to four days a week. It wasn't so much "pay days" in San Diego as it was "the fleet is in". When they were in, lots of sailors, but they were absolute amateurs when it came to American strippers. It was obvious that they were used to Asian strippers, who let the guys do anything they wanted, whereas in early 80's San Diego clubs, pussy wasn't for sale. Having said that, I was on the Ranger once when it docked in Subic Bay. The flip hookers came to the docks and if you had a twenty, you had company-however, on day one, pussy was twenty bucks an hour, but by the end of the week, pussy was twenty bucks a night. I cringed at that because I just wasn't fond of dipping my wick where at least hundreds had been.

I'm as opposed to the puriticanical crap as you are, but suppose you get pulled over one night, and the cop reeks of alcohol. Suppose you are doing OTC at a hotel and a cop car pulls up. Two girls and a cop get out. He puts one under each arm and goes in the room. As you replay that in your mind, you realize that one of those girls is a weeeeee bit young, but that's not the best part. The next morning, on the news, you read about a shootout in which an acquaintance of yours is killed. The shootout happened just a mile from the hotel, and about fifteen minutes after you saw the cop. Wait, it gets better, and this isn't a hypothetical. Your house is on fire and you find out that the fire department response was delayed because the firefighters on duty had some female action going on, and they had to "disengage" to respond to the fire (happened once in the 1970's and again in the 80's). There is a time and place for everything. I don't want the government in my bedroom or minding my business, but if a govt. employee is on duty, or is under color of uniform, they need to rein it in until they are off duty and out of sight. I don't know your vocation, but suppose you walk in your place of business and the security guard on duty is banging some chick ? You would not believe the number of security personnel fired for doing just that. Yeah, it happens, and sometimes it's on video. You're the CEO or branch manager and the guard that your company is being billed 25.00 per hour (although the guard makes 10.00) is spending his on duty time being inattentive because he's getting laid. What about, you work in the high rise and you catch your boss banging the new receptionist in the conference room (tell me that doesn't happen), or the hotel you stay at screws up your bill, but when you came past the desk, the night auditor might've been a little busy (cutie hanging out at or near the desk). Like I said, time and place for everything.

If Lopez contests his firing, the appeal goes to a special commission within the New Mexico state police department and then state District Court, according to the New Mexican.

GMD-When you're a cop, in uniform, you are required to behave in a manner above the societal norm. Off duty, you may drink, but only if you're out of uniform. That's why it's so insulting to me, to see cops in uniform, in a Hollywood movie (Superbad) throwing back some brewskis at a bar. Wearing a uniform, you are highly visible, and much is expected of you. Even off duty, on the way home, you can find yourself, working an accident, stopping a crime in progress, or backing up a public agency in a unseen situation. Policve cars and Officers don't have an off duty sign (like a cab or city bus), so the public perception is that you are representing the community unless the car is parked and the uniform is off-and even then, don't wave your badge somewhere expecting carte blanche because it may backfire on you.

3 a.m. Geez.

From a story I wrote recently-the ultimate: I then instructed her to sit in my lap so that her back was to my chest. When she had done so, I instructed her to lean her head back onto my shoulder. I told her that if her customer wasn't already playing with her boobs, to grab his hands and put them there. To illustrate my point, I reached around and caressed her boobs, feeling her firmness, telling her to remain in this position a minute. Next, I had her get up and then straddle my lap. I explained to her that this was the most important part. She needed to offer a nipple to his lips while she reached around and gently played with his hair, or caressed his neck, or rub his shoulders while leaning in and moaning softly in his ear. I then instructed her to sink to the floor, and rub the customer's thighs, then move her hand to his crotch."This is an important part of the dance. Climb up on him, place your feet on his thighs, and put your pussy in his face. Put your hand on top of my head to steady yourself. Now, make sure you keep your pussy a couple of inches from his face. Let him look at it, but don't push it against him. And that's the ultimate lapper.

My second ATF bit me a couple of times, but it was her way of "marking her territory". As for guys that are biters-never did it, never anticipate doing it. Fetish-if a guy bites you again, punch him in the throat-aim for the adams apple. By the time his breathing has returned to normal, you'll already be telling the bouncer to bounce him on out. Punch him anywhere else, and he'll know how to retaliate, instantly (I'd show you the nose thing, but you need expertise to pull it off).

Definitely not a TUSCL bro.

When Natalee Holloway disappeared, it was teenager + alcohol + arrogance = stupid. What happened with this woman was an indictment of a social safety net that broke down with the formulation of the nuclear family. Once upon a time, extended families lived together and females were looked after. When the nuclear family was created at the end of World War 2, the social safety net started to break down. Today, the nuclear family has broken down to the point where there is no social safety net at all. People live alone and are expected to use their best judgement at all times. This woman abandoned her common sense altogether and let her little head do all the thinking. Didn't work out for her, did it ?

I hope they give him twenty years to think about what a loser he is.

Moot-it is unwise to leave your car with strangers. It's not just your key being copied, if you leave all your keys with the valet, he can copy your house keys and he has your address. A valet can copy your VIN number and get a dealership to issue him a key to your car (and he knows your address). Your key can be stolen from the club, and your car used in a crime. If you leave electronic gadgets in the car..... The problems are many.

I once did a stand up routine about two guys who went to a rock concert totally stoned. The next day, they're asking if the band was great, did they have a good time ? etc. Why spend a lot of money if your senses are so altered that you're not even sure where you are, let alone what you're doing ?