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10 strippers arrested in Florida for breaking lap dance ordinance

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jackslashDetroit strip clubs

No fun in Seminole County.

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motorhead

The "Solicitation of alcohol" charge

Now that's funny.

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londonguy

Holy shit, they are strippers? I wouldn't fuck any of them even if they paid me.

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just_the_nuts

I would fuck a few of them inside of a dark club

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motorhead

I think the quality girls in the Orlando area make the drive to either Tampa or Cocoa Beach

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crazyjoe

Most of those girls are ugly. The alcohol solicitstion was funny

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MrBater2010

Why doesn't Florida just mandate patrons sit behind a glass wall? I need to get laid.. I would not turn down at least 3 out of the 10.

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shadowcat

I just printed the section about "solicitation of alcohol" so I can back myself up when I tell a dancer no because it is illegal. :)

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Tiredtraveler

Don't forget that most of the residents of Florida are above the age where the plumbing has stopped working and the women are at the self righteous age of of after menopause where all "church going ladies" try to reform the world by making life miserable for everyone they can think of. These same people (who are worried about burning in hell) unilaterally decide to be the morality police and pass laws like prohibition.

I have friends that have wanted me to go to Florida for vacation and my answer is always "WHY" would I want to vacation in a morgue or in a rat/mouse nest? You go to Florida to die, not party with blue hair old bitches and it won't be very long before the sign at the

Florida border will say welcome to Florida Glades Cemetery Only a Few Plots Left get em while you can. South Padre TX = better looking women, less LE crawling up your ass, cheaper .........

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whodey

I've got to say I love the tone in this article. Almost makes me think it was written by a TUSCL contributwr.

"This effectively outlaws lap dances, as they are difficult to perform without touching the person unless you’re some sort of levitating witch."

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Clackport

From left to right the fifth girl is probably the best looking one, I wouldn't mind at all fucking her. She looks a lot like one of the girls I saw in the MTV Real World Series.

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Papi_Chulo

Orlando is a very large metro area – i.e. it's not mostly retirees by any stretch.

I'm fairly certain the reason for the strong Orlando area SC rules is b/c of Disney World which is the largest employer in the area by far and most likely has serious clout in local politics.

I think Disney wants Orlando to be family-fun and not adult fun and thus the tight SC ordinances passed by the city.

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Bavarian

Agree with Ranukam, #5 is cute. The rest are horrendous.

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san_jose_guy

That is strange. Usually lewd conduct ordinances are only enforced when there are also prostitution charges.

But it shows, some places are trying to crack down on lap dancing. Where I live, it does not exist, and the last time someone tried, they faced charges.

Over the Mexican Bar Bikini Shows, the talent agents spent many months in jail before they were even allowed to post bail. You guys live in other places, so you don't have any sense of this.

In San Francisco Jim and Artie Mitchell had to go through a felony jury trail and face many years in prison.

None of this is a done deal. Public sentiment could turn negative at any time and there could be aggressive prosecution.

SJG

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snowtime

Glad to know I am not the only one who thinks these dancers are low rated. I guess becuse Orlando clubs are so tame, they cannot attract decent looking strippers. I suppose this is why most TUSCLers in the area go elsewhere to club.

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jabthehut

Tiredtraveler,

BS! Only about 20% of Florida's population are over 62 and only about 27% are over 55 so don't make such a ridiculous claim that over half of FLs pop does't have working plumbing. I don't live in Florida but I am 68 and my plumbing works just fine.

You must LDK whenever you get a lap dance if having working plumbing is needed to enjoy it.

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motorhead

Yup. All are ugly except #5 in the upper right corner. Put her in a club with some make-up and she should be fuck-able.

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Cheo_D

It's well known that Greater Orlando is horrible stripclubwise. And Seminole County is itself very suburban even relative to Orlando.

SoFla, Tampa Bay/Pasco and Cocoa beckon for strip club fun.

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