More Father's Day Gifts in my Future?

11 comments

• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  so just waiting for a phone call to hear you're a father?
  How many kids does she have already? She might be surprised if none.
  
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  I hope you paid her in cash
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  Maybe flowers on your grave after you die of AIDS.
• rickdugan

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  9 years ago

  Don't worry jack. it's doubtful that she'll know which of the 10 guys she fucked bareback that week is the daddy. She'll probably just tell her boyfriend that the kid is his.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  ^^^ lol - I figure she would go after the one that she perceived as having the most money!
• Bavarian

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  9 years ago

  How about an invitation to the Maury Povich show?
  
  " I'm a stripper and one of these PLs knocked me up in VIP"
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Let's hope not. :)
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  I wouldn't worry about it.
  
  I'm sure she's on birth control and didn't miss any days that month taking her pill. Even though she came home 4 or 5 times a week drunk and high as a kite from the club and passed out on the floor....
  I'm sure you're good! lol.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  Just think in 18 years, you could get a surprise knock on your door and hear Daddy!
  Help me pay for college.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Jack, I'm sure that you might be lucky enough to win the one-in-fifty annual lottery where the pill fails!
  
  Luckily, when our number hit the BC Lotto, we were already married.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  Lol