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More Father's Day Gifts in my Future?

Jun 21, 2015, 8:27 AM
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jackslash
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A couple of months ago I took a dancer to VIP, fucked her bareback and came right in her pussy. I haven't seen her in the club since. Should I be expecting to receive more Father's Day gifts in the future?

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sharkhunter

so just waiting for a phone call to hear you're a father? How many kids does she have already? She might be surprised if none.

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motorhead

I hope you paid her in cash

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ilbbaicnl

Maybe flowers on your grave after you die of AIDS.

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rickdugan

Don't worry jack. it's doubtful that she'll know which of the 10 guys she fucked bareback that week is the daddy. She'll probably just tell her boyfriend that the kid is his.

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shailynn

^^^ lol - I figure she would go after the one that she perceived as having the most money!

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Bavarian

How about an invitation to the Maury Povich show?

" I'm a stripper and one of these PLs knocked me up in VIP"

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shadowcat

Let's hope not. :)

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warhawks

I wouldn't worry about it.

I'm sure she's on birth control and didn't miss any days that month taking her pill. Even though she came home 4 or 5 times a week drunk and high as a kite from the club and passed out on the floor.... I'm sure you're good! lol.

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sharkhunter

Just think in 18 years, you could get a surprise knock on your door and hear Daddy! Help me pay for college.

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ATACdawg

Jack, I'm sure that you might be lucky enough to win the one-in-fifty annual lottery where the pill fails!

Luckily, when our number hit the BC Lotto, we were already married.

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Clackport

Lol

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