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Q. Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven? A. Because if they all got in it would be hell. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What's the difference between an onion and a stripper? A. People cry when they chop up an onion. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. Did a stripper ever make a man a millionaire? A. Yes. He was a billionaire before. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

No, I'm not drinking too much and becoming an alcoholic. I'm spending too much on alcohol. In September I spent over $1000 on drinks in strip clubs. About 2/3 of that amount was for drinks for dancers and the…

More proof that DJs are pieces of shit. https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/atlanta-strip-club-convicted-hiring-hitman-kill-his-wife/uYuyemEkKR95yfg0v7JiXP/

Q . How can you see things from a stripper's point of view? A . Get down on your knees. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

The newsman asks, "How is it sanitary to eat food where they have naked dancers?" I ask, "How is it sanitary to eat food in Toledo?" https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Restaurant-Report-Card-Strip-Clubs-495136581.html

Q. Why will you cry after the first time you have sex with a stripper? A. Pepper spray. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What's the difference between a battery and dating a stripper? A. A battery has a positive side. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

The city is concerned that people might mistake the strip club for an actual emergency room. https://www.kens5.com/article/money/consumer/new-san-antonio-strip-club-called-emergency-room-raising-concerns/273-600289234

Q. How can you find out if a stripper will be better in bed than your wife? A. Ask the mailman. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What do you call a stripper with one black eye? A. A quick learner. Q . What do you call a stripper with no black eyes? A. A good cocksucker. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS…