Posts by jackslash

Make-out session causes chump to lose wallet. http://www.newburyportnews.com/news/local_news/police-groveland-man-likely-robbed-by-stripper/article_2b0bd3ff-b9aa-54b5-810f-fdc7b152bee3.html

Q. What's strong enough for a man but made for a stripper? A. The back of her boyfriend's hand. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Her dedication to her art is impressive. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272359/Pole-dancer-24-continued-dance-pregnant-shows-moves-newborn.html

Q. Why do strippers get boob jobs? A. It's the only job they're qualified for. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What do you call a stripper in handcuffs? A. Trustworthy. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

My dream is to have two women at once. One cooking and one cleaning.

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/cleveland-metro/us-marshals-arrest-man-wanted-for-cleveland-strip-club-shooting

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6262993/High-school-teacher-23-arrested-Snapchat-messages-15-year-old-student-car-sex.html

Q. What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks? A. Your ATF.

Q. What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich? A. Let her out of her cage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

I was visiting a Detroit-area club that is not in my usual rotation because I wanted to meet a hot dancer who told me she would be there. The dancer and I were sitting at a table, drinking and…