Posts by jackslash

Now I may not be "hip" or "with it" or "where it's at" anymore. But I do know who Cardi B is and I've seen her on TV. In this story about her attacking 2 bartenders, a…

Q. How can you date a stripper? A. Try carbon-14. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q . What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working? A. He hits her. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

RIP https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/28/marty-balin-jefferson-airplane-musician-dies?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+USA+-+Collections+2017&utm_term=286713&subid=5306695&CMP=GT_US_collection

Do we have any TUSCL members in Australia? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6217557/Sydney-strip-club-regular-shot-DJ-left-die-30-hour-bender-jailed-26-years.html

Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space? A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's." NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS

Q. Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions? A. They both suck for 4 quarters. NOTICE: THIS WAS NOT TRUE LAST SUNDAY--FOR THE LIONS.

Tragedy at Asheville Strip Club The Asheville Citizen-Times September 27, 2018 A tragedy occurred about 2AM today in the parking lot of the Treasure Club, a well-known local gentlemen's club. Jay Cooter, a frequent visitor…

Q. What is a stripper's way to a man's heart? A. Stab straight up under the rib cage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

College student's summer job is in a strip club. Wise choice. http://star.txstate.edu/2018/09/testimony-working-at-a-strip-club-does-not-deserve-a-stigma/

Q. Why can't strip club customers get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs. NOTICE: NO PLS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

"She lost her fiancé, her home, her job and her reputation. She said she never prostituted herself or exposed herself beyond what was allowed by the First Amendment." https://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/greenville/2018/09/24/platinum-plus-greenville-jennafir-cleary/1380881002/