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The Christmas Spirit

On Christmas eve, in three separate incidents, these three guys are surprised in the bedroom by jealous husbands and shot to death.

The three guys ascend to heaven, where they are met by St Peter. St Peter says, "I know what you've been up to. You should be ashamed to be committing adultery on Christmas eve. If you want to get into heaven, you will have to show me that you have something on you that demonstrates the true Christmas spirit."

The three guys think fast. The first guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. He lights it and says, "Christmas lights."

The second guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out his keys. He jangles them and says, "Christmas bells."

The third guy reaches into his pocket, pulls out a pair of little pink panties and begins swinging them around his head.

St Peter says, "Hold it! Hold it! How does a pair of little pink panties show the Christmas spirit?"

The guy replies, "These are Carol's."