Posts by jackslash

I was driving a titty dancer to work because she doesn't own a car and, frankly, I had nothing better to do. Titty Dancer: "Mind if I smoke? It's weed, not a cigarette" She knows I don't like…

Q. What did the stripper think "Horatio" was? A. The number of strippers divided by the number of their customers.

Q. How did the stripper survive being attacked by a shark? A. She beat it off'

Q. Why was the Japanese stripper excited about November 6th? A. She heard it was erection day.

The Tate Modern is a huge museum on the south bank of the Thames devoted to modern art. The last time I was in London, 9 years ago, I visited this museum and was very impressed. A lot…

I’m sitting in a pub in London and notice two girls at a nearby table. Me: “Are you girls from England?” Girls: “Wales.” Me: “Are you whales from England?” For some reason I’m not getting any in London.

Carnac holds up the envelope and says, “Chicken strips. Chicken strips.” Carnac opens the envelope and reads the question, “What did the chicken do when she lost her job and couldn’t pay her rent?”

I am in London. I did not bring my joke machine with me because it would not fit in my suitcase. I promise to resume the stripper jokes in mid November. To please everyone, I will make the new…

Q. Why are strippers like bowling balls? A. Because you pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and then they come back to you. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN…

Three years ago I posted a link to a story about "Zola", a young woman from Detroit who travels to Tampa and becomes involved in a wild tale of stripping and prostitution. This is the TUSCL post: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id=38098 Shadowcat's comment…

Q . What do all strippers who suffer domestic abuse have in common? A. They don't know when to shut the fuck up. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

"Politics is a dirty game, even in a small town like Evanston, Wyoming. A City Council candidate says she may drop out of the race after her online alter-ego was discovered. For a year, Deborah Reno has been moonlighting as…