My dream stripper appeared to me literally in a dream last night. She was young and had light brown hair and big amazing tits. We were making out in the main room of a strip club. I removed her top and sucked her boobs and put my hand inside her thong. We were doing everything except actually having sex, and I was getting ready to fuck her right on the floor in front of everybody.
Then she exclaimed, "My boyfriend is here!" She pointed out a tall, young blond guy sitting at a table not far from us. She then said, "I've never done this before." But she continued to make out brazenly with me.
After a few minutes, I became worried and said, "Your boyfriend is pretty big. I think we should stop." She agreed, and then left me to sit with the boyfriend. And soon they disappeared.
I realized I had not paid her, and thought that the boyfriend would attack me when I left the club.
When I walked out, I kept looking around for the stripper and her boyfriend. I was on foot, and I decided to run if I saw them. I did not have my Glock pistol with me. I was in some city with public transportation, and I saw a line of people hurrying for the train or subway. To get to the station I had to climb down a steep ladder that was very rickety and dangerous.
And that's all that I remember of my dream stripper. My dreams are often Kafaesque. Strange, menacing, frustrating dreams with an importance I don't understand.
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Jack, I think that you have been channeling sharkhunter! Beware the dark side of The Force.... ;-)
"To get to the station I had to climb down a steep ladder that was very rickety and dangerous."
Jack -- that wasn't a dream. That's Detroit public transportation.
Coruscating comment motorhead!
jackslash, it's all brilliant unless you wake up as a giant bug! Waking up as a giant bug = not brilliant!
It's a Christmas time miracle from the strip club gods! Jack, go to your usual shift at your favorite club today (or Monday if they are closed Sunday). Take a $1 K offering. She will be there. It will be slow so she will just be sitting there waiting on you. I'll let you take it from there.
jackslash, no offense, but get to AA.
I don't think I'm channeling Sharkhunter. His dreams are more interesting than mine.
Another Festivus mircale! I can't wait for the airing of grievances!
Dreams are often weird; with strip-clubs being such a big-part of jack's life I can see him having dreams about it – sorta like when one has a dream about being at work.
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