Posts by jackslash

Q Where do strippers lose their virginity? A On a pool table.

Who was the dancer who was asking about pheasant season? https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/business-journal/2018/11/16/south-dakota-pheasant-hunting-season-sex-trafficking-strip-clubs-frank-days/1947984002/

Cop to stripper parked in handicapped space: "Miss, this spot is for the handicapped only." Stripper: "The earth is flat." Cop: "Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day."

Which TUSCL member was this? www.rawstory.com/2018/11/series-horrible-decisions-starts-strip-club-ends-man-running-streets-naked-bizarre-kidnapping/

Q. Why are strippers like atoms? A. They make up everything.

I have had fun with a dancer in the club, a blonde with a body I rate as a 9. Her face was only a 7, but the body compensated for that. But I made the mistake of inviting her…

Q. How does a stripper ask for a loan? A. "Can you give me $100 until I'm on my back again?"

Q What do you call a stripper with an opinion? A Wrong. Q What do you call a Chinese stripper with an opinion? A Wong.

Q. Why do strippers like to dance to Rihanna? A. They can relate to her greatest hits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uDS-SM-65A&list=PLt_dpwAauOZfzxFpvwHAHIS43Esxk2Sj0

"The ex-stripper was trading sex with high-profile business executives for heroin and speed" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6390973/Tiger-Woods-ex-mistress-traded-sex-heroin-Las-Vegas-drug-den.html

Q What advice do you have about eating a stripper's pussy? A Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.