Comments by jackslash (page 10)

It is depressing to see a hot young stripper turn into a rough-looking middle-aged stripper. Too much smoking, drinking and drug taking. Not disciplined enough to keep weight under control through exercise and diet. Don't save money in their top earning years. Poor decisions and poor impulse control.

Never pay in advance. Never agree to more than $400. If a dancer is really hot, you could tell her $400 plus a $100 tip is she is good.

You overpaid. You should expect to pay $300 to $400.

I already voted for Detroit, but I'll say a couple things about the strip club scene. When I first started visiting strip clubs on a regular basis, I believed that the best clubs were in Vegas. TUSCL disabused me of this notion. I learned that in my own backyard there were some of the best clubs in the country. Detroit at this time was still wide-open and had a lot of great clubs like the Penthouse. All along 8 Mile Road you could find clubs with anything you wanted. Now that the City of Detroit has cracked down, the Detroit area still has great clubs along Michigan Avenue and near the airport. These clubs are especially appealing to extras hounds like me. You can also have a lot of fun just hanging out in the clubs. I would agree that Miami has better weather and beaches. Chicago, where I lived for many years, is another city that beats Detroit in almost every way, but its strip clubs suck. I have not been to any city in North America that has better strip clubs. @Nicespice, you don't have to have an agent to work in every club. And licenses to dance are required only in the City of Detroit, not the suburbs. @ilbbaicnl, the extras are not that cheap, especially in the better clubs. I feel Flight Club and Landing Strip are now the 2 best clubs. I used their valet parking for my BMW for years and never had a problem. But you can do what I do now and come by Uber.

Detroit

Both Landing Strip and Flight Club are doing more nickle-and-diming. It makes you want to stay home and watch porn.

Icee has hit a new low by talking about people's families.

Detroit. (Full disclosure: I've never been to Providence and so I have no idea what it's like.)

It's not that strict. No hoodies. No white T shirts. No torn clothing. I have gone to the club in jeans, a nice colored T shirt and tennis shoes. You may want to wear business casual to be safe.

I did not have to show my Uber app. There is a coat check fee (I think $2) but I did not wear a coat.

You're right. My Uber rides cost me about $50. But I wasn't giving a cost-saving tip. I was just explaining how I got to the club and letting people know what the valet fee is.

Flight Club has a Boob Night, which is every night I visit the club.

The Flight Club in suburban Detroit used to have customer appreciation parties and provide a free buffet. The food was always very good. I don't think they have had once since the onset of Covid.

Scrub: "Bah humbug!"

Hannah and her Sisters. Woody Allen directed this family drama/comedy starring Michael Caine, Barbara Hershey, Dianne Wiest, Max Von Sydow, and Mia Farrow (as Hannah). Needless to say, Woody made this movie while he and Mia were still together. The movie won several Academy Awards.

I'm proud to say that the Detroit area clubs I visit are never investigated for prostitution or drugs.

The girls look pretty good, but some of their faces are blurry.

Way to go, Muddy! Now you need to start a comprehensive review of European FKK clubs.

At least she didn't put a bag over your head.

The lighting is terribly dark in VIP. You can hardly see your dancer. Pro tip: Choose an ugly dancer to take to VIP because the price will be lower than a hot dancer and you won't be able to tell the difference in the dark. The music in the club is also too loud.

I open a roll of quarters and throw them at a stripper. That's how I make it hail.

Good review. I will avoid taking Kitty to VIP. I would never pay in advance. I remember the good old days when the fee for the large room was $20 and there was no fee for the small rooms.

To run as a Republican, Trump would have to win the Republican Party's nomination. He could do that easily because the Republican Party has been taken over by conspiracy theorists, Q-Anon wackos, insurrectionists, and advocates of violence. He could run as an independent, but independent candidates never win American elections.

Hi Linzee

Goldentime in Vienna. It's not far from the tourist areas. It is smaller than Sharks or Oase in Frankfurt, but very good. Note: I have not been there since before Covid.