Comments by jackslash (page 11)

Way to go, Muddy! I hear wedding bells.

With money like that available, I'm setting up an OnlyFans page. I'm counting on all you guys to subscribe.

Windsor clubs have fallen from their former glory. I would not bother. Clubs in the Detroit suburbs are topless only, but I hear you can have a lot of fun. Try Flight Club and Landing Strip.

Iowa. The most exciting activity is staying up at night to listen to the corn grow.

No. Macomb is on the other side of Detroit from me. I would not drive that far for a real strip club.

I always bring my Star Wars action figures to the club. It really impresses the dancers.

When the good die they go to Paris. When the bad die they go to El Paso.

Lufthansa has overnight flights from Detroit to Frankfurt for under $800. The Euro's decline against the US dollar makes the cost of FKKs and other activities cheaper in Germany. You can stay in a nice hotel in Frankfurt for under $100. You can travel to nearby cities like Heidelberg and Cologne by train. If you prefer young Caucasian women (including many blondes with big boobs), you will find Germany more to your liking than Mexico or Dominican Republic. As for Detroit, it certainly costs me little to get there but the girls' prices are 3 or 4 times higher than in Frankfurt.

Thanks for the news, BubbleYum. The Penthouse was a favorite. But I fear it won't be the same with the restrictions in the City of Detroit.

Isn't Dave the retard who said that anyone who got the Covid vaccine would be dead within a year?

I would not change my behavior based on fears about future economic events.

But how will the worlds of politics, finance and international relations continue to exist without our input on TUSCL?

I used valet parking at Detroit clubs for many years and never had a problem. (I now use Uber.) The clubs see valet parking as another source of income.

Dave is as pro Russian as Trump but hasn’t sucked Puitin’s dick as often.

The first time I banged my ATF at her house l was afraid her big dog would misinterpret what was happening and attack me. But the dog didn’t care My cat has witnessed 12 years of depraved and lascivious behavior. She now has contempt for human beings.

Good. Lock up the insurrectionists, traitors and Putin lovers.

I am so sorry to hear this.

Q: what is the best way to date a stripper? A: Carbon 14.

Didn't this story appear in Penthouse Letters?

Di is a princess.

Fusion power has great potential for producing clean energy. The advantage of fusion is that it does not produce long-lasting radioactive waste like fission plants do.

Become a gigolo. What could go wrong? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o29GST0Lj28

Property sex https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5db3394c41b3e

The JCS Chairman prevented Trump from using the military to stage his coup. Thank God for real patriots in the military. Now lock up Trump and his gang of criminals and conspiracy theorists.