Comments by jackslash (page 20)

I've never been to Boise, but somehow I've been to some of those clubs.

Lufthansa has a direct overnight flight from Detroit to Frankfurt. I'm ready to go.

If I wanted a brothel, I would buy a strip club near the Detroit airport.

This year I'm expecting strippers to give me gifts on Valentines Day.

In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan is Big Bon's Strip Dance Club. It is over 400 miles from Detroit. I have not visited the club (and never intend to visit), but it was reviewed by a TUSCL friend a number of years ago. http://www.bigbons.com/

I'm sure I've gone every day of the week. Sundays are not good.

A dancer was spinning around the pole and her stripper heel caught me on the side of my head. That will teach me for sitting right beside the stage.

Poles work can be dangerous. And as independent contractors, dancers are not covered by workers compensation.

Why do morons keep posting political screeds in the Front Room? Can't they understand that they should post in the Political Discourse forum? An even bigger question: Why post political messages at all on a strip club site?

I remember the county fair with rides and a freak show and a tent with strippers. A barker would stand outside the stripper tent and entice the crowd with some salacious patter about the lewd sights inside. Then he would bring out a couple of the girls and make suggestive comments about them. I was not old enough to enter the stripper tent, but I sure wanted to. By the time I was 18, I had gone away to college, and so the carnival strippers remain an unfulfilled dream.

I always enjoyed Michael Landon. It's hard to believe he's been gone 30 years.

There was a shortage of steak.

At Liberty University, they believe marriage is between one man and one woman--and one pool boy.

I think you’re telling me that I should stop paying theses girls after I have sex with them.

I don’t hide my strip club activities. I just don’t discuss those things with my straight friends or my church friends or my children. They would all be shocked. My daughter and her husband met my ATF, but we didn’t say she was a stripper. I discuss Strip club activities on TUSCL and with my TUSCL friends and with my stripper friends. The good thing about TUSCL is that you can brag about certain acts that would bring you shame in most circles.

Detroit is about 200 miles from Columbus. You could drive here and spend the weekend in strip clubs.

You always have the option of not reading posts you don't like.

Spend money. Spend a lot of money. Become a regular of some dancers in the club. Ask them about OTC. When they say no, ask again next time. Be persistent. Strippers are interested in money, not lumber.

I used to pick up my ATF at the club after work. I would drive to the back entrance of the club and wait for her. The valet knew me and never hassled me. Sometimes I would walk into the club and wait (no cover during the day) until she texted me she was ready to go. The manager and staff had no problems with this.

A dancer I knew got married to a customer. How will that work out?

No. This never happens in Detroit.

Reverendhornibastard hasn't posted in a while. He wrote some interesting stories about himself, his wife and her Indonesian friends. His best tales were not really strip club stories. Rech disappeared in 2016. All evidence of his existence was wiped from TUSCL. Rech and I met at several Detroit clubs, sometimes intentionally and sometimes merely by accident. He was always cool. I think he might have been smoking weed. Farmerart died in 2015. He told good stories. He and I would often PM. Vincemichaels died in 2018. He was another Detroit character I knew. He was on the Detroit strip club scene long before I joined the motley crew. GoVikings hasn't contributed to the discussions in a long time. He is still writing reviews. Silkypants used to be a regular in the discussions. He must have grown tired of them. I see Silky several times a year when he comes to Detroit for strip clubbing. Dougster, the epic flame warrior, seems to be gone for good. He posted under aliases for a while, but I don't see any signs of him now. He was an intelligent guy. He and I would sometimes PM. He was worth talking to when he wasn't attacking someone. Gawker is someone I miss. His stories about his ATF made my stripper adventures seem tame. He still writes reviews. Alucard died in 2014. I don't miss him.