Comments by DandyDan

I had a favorite whose time as a favorite came to a sudden end when she spent the whole conversation talking about Jesus and how she was "saved". I don't go to the strip club to hear about your religion. Then there was the conversation I had with a dancer once where she wanted to know how the "Dallas Patriots" were doing in football. I have bought dances from girls who like teams I don't like, but if you don't know Dallas is the Cowboys, you are beyond stupid.

The one thing I got into is going to the local casino, but I've gotten tired of that as well.

It's happened to me occasionally. They think I must be a plain clothes officer. I suspect there are certain behaviors you do which make them think you're a cop, but I have no idea what they are. I suspect they are worried about being found with illegal substances and perhaps it fuels paranoia.

There's a VIP area immediately to the right as you walk into the main room. I don't know who's charging $25 for dances because it's only $10 per song and at that rate, everyone buys at volume. I have found that if I want a specific dancer, I have to tip her at the stage, although they all have regular customers, so you gotta wait your turn. And I forget, yes, they have pull tabs there.

It's possible depending on where and when, but that has never happened to me

@ClubFan- I know some Perkins are open on weekends, possibly all, but not in midweek. To be honest, I forgot all about the restaurant that is at the one truck stop I would stop at after going to one of my old favorite clubs, except I don't remember it's name.

A. The green bean, cream of mushroom soup and sprinkled onion dish Mom always makes B. "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain and Tenille C. Perkins D. ?

I used to have a couple strippers on Facebook as friends. I looked them both up and both are full-on MAGA, so I doubt the stripper as liberal Democrat idea. One of the strippers I see at the one club I go to currently probably is as well. In all honesty, many can't be anything because they aren't citizens.

I live in an apartment complex, so lawn maintenence isn't my problem. I do wish the company that mows the lawn didn't do it in the morning, as I like to sleep in

Because they can? One of my former faves, who probably wasn't more than a 5, loved the entertainment aspect of stripping, even more than one of her other jobs, which was singer in a punk rock band.

If we're talking about the Barbie that used to dance at the Playhouse way back when, damn, she's still dancing?

@dannyboy3- you got it exactly backwards. It's "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded". My old work buddy and I used to quote him too each other all the time.

You can make it a thing if you want.... I have had dances from two girls who were college volleyball players, or so they said (volleyball being another sport where it helps to be tall).

I can see why they hire cute but bad bartenders. Everyone at some point gets bored with the dancers, so they next turn to the bartenders and wait staff. And if it's male staff, I am liable to just leave, but if it's female staff, I am liable to talk. It works out that way whether it's a strip club or regular bar and looks don't much matter. However, in the strip club, who wants to see ugly girls?

Maybe the best club in the Omaha area, but not ever

There was a song once that said "I don't remember names but I remember faces". It's easier to call someone Baby than remember an actual name. OTOH: 1. I had a favorite who'd always call me Danny Boy, which is sorta right. 2. I had one stripper who remembered my name after being away from the club we saw each other at for many years.

My theory is either it's the time of your life or it's mediocre. Let's face it: girls with tits that big know what their #1 asset is, which can be enough to attract guys. That doesn't make them good dancers by itself, though. I had one once who claimed to be an H cup. I don't know if she's a good dancer, but she was definitely a favorite for the OTC she did.

I work with a specific lady in her 50's. I had the dumb luck to run into her at the local Casey's convenience store on a Saturday afternoon and she smells EXACTLY like my current favorite stripper. I almost want FS from her. Almost.

Some, but not as much as I used to. I feel like they stopped making interesting porn several years ago.

It did when I was a newbie. Over time, you come to realize it's a business and it's all just a fantasy. I know at one club I used to regularly visit, the married strippers gave far better service than the single or unattached ones.

My buddy and I call them TB's (for titty bar) when his wife is around. Another buddy likes referring to individual clubs as a House of Heels.

The one double penetration I was in. It probably didn't help she was a big girl, but she wanted two dudes at the same time.

Muddy clubs everywhere. He even made it to Nebraska as well.

The fact this club exists is new to me, not that I will be going there my next tine in Omaha

It feels like the middle of nowhere, but it's only 20 minutes to downtown Des Moines at most.