A Tasty Rant In Praise Of Plain/Male Bartenders

Day shift is geared around lap dances at least in my area. I think everyone in the club should be gearing the club to allow the PLs to get dances and VIPs easily and quickly. That is the draw.

There is one dayshift in my area that actually has some hookah type/bottle girl types on day shift. There’s another club I got to work a slow but fine day shift bartender. But both the hookah chicks and the fine bartender are slow. They wouldn’t be in that spot if they weren’t cute.

I’d get the eye candy arfument if this wasn’t a fucking strip club! I already have a good looking women on my dick here folks. Why do I care about the fact the bartender looks good in a miniskirt when she can’t move fast enough in or for me to get my drink and get to my section, so this other chick that looks good in a mini skirt can let me under that skirt.

Also many dancers work in volume. So the more time she has to blab with me at the bar before dancers about the weather because you take 35 minutes to make a shot the harder it is to grind me up and get on to the next trick.

My fav club has a fat bartender who does a way better job than the cute ones. She seems to get the point here. You think I give a shit about sparklers! I don’t! I just want to get a sip and get down to business.