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Oversized tits mileage

Is it just me but doesn’t anyone with oversized tits (say EE or bigger) gives a mediocre or worse dance? Seems that way

Would love Russian with these gals but the dances seem meh

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drewcareypnw

In my experience these girls are generally bigger and fit into my model of big dancers. That model being there are two types of big dancers:

  1. Built like brick shithouse, strong, and can break you.

  2. Fat and slow.

...the difference isn't readily obvious to look at, but 1/2 a song in the LDA makes it very clear. My guess is that oversize tits on average come with bigger girls, and then 1/2 of your population are too out of shape to give a decent grind.

I'll add that if there is going to be a decent grind, at least one of you is going to have to be skinny. If dancer and PL are both fat, there's too much body getting in the way of getting the pussy and ass right down onto the cock for legit grind. Fat dancer + skinnny PL or skinny dancer + fat PL, one of them can get the junk where it needs to be. Double fat, it's not gonna happen. Double skinny (I wouldn't know for sure) and you're likely to get bruises from her bones poking into yours, like two skeletons scratching against one another in a Tim Burton flick.

For the purpose of science, I'm going to tit fuck some big funbags this weekend. I'll get back to you with the results.

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Manuellabore

Did a Google image search on EE cups just to see what we were talking about. I've never had the pleasure of a LD with a woman so endowed and don't expect or hope to.

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Planetred

Had some great dances yesterday with a girl with probably an F cup. And then a few weeks ago too. As long they aren't too big elsewhere it can be good.

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DandyDan

My theory is either it's the time of your life or it's mediocre. Let's face it: girls with tits that big know what their #1 asset is, which can be enough to attract guys. That doesn't make them good dancers by itself, though.

I had one once who claimed to be an H cup. I don't know if she's a good dancer, but she was definitely a favorite for the OTC she did.

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shadowcat

I've seen Chelsea Charms in person before the breast reduction and I find oversized tits to be a disgusting freak show.

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Jascoi

in my experience I've had two ladies in the past dozen years that were double E. I had both of them for research purposes because I was wondering what it was like, I still prefer fit skinny girls.

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ilbbaicnl

I was the regular of a dancer whose cup size was G-H. We met OTC, no extras, topless only. $700 for 2 hours. She drove about 5 hours round trip to come and see me. She was very charming and beautiful generally. I would have been down for being her regular even if she had been an A cup. She let me try her breast milk, but not straight out of her boob.

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grrlgonebad

I am perfectly proud of my B-C boobs and flat tummy. I work hard to keep it all like that!

If you are a big ol titty guy... you are not gonna like me... no matter what I do.. how I work...

Fortunately, there are plenty of guys who just like a girl with a good personality... a sharp intellect... witty and charming with a sense of place and belonging in the world... oh, and a steamy fucking hot athletic down and dirty dance that makes you want to.... cu.... uu... well... you get the idea...

Big titties have their place... but... slim girls with flat tummies and toned legs... and.... and... and... are good too!

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drewcareypnw

Update… today I spent a lovely afternoon vip fucking some very large tits. My research indicates that “big tits good, but also other tits good”.

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grrlgonebad

My B-cup boobies appreciate your attention as much - if not more - than those big uns do! My girls are just not used to being the star of the show...

Let's just say it like it is... All boobs matter!

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ClubFan81077

@drew I applaud you for your research, especially since you didn't even have a grant!

I can't help but think that early humans probably came to that same conclusion, and maybe even uttered those exact same words! I'm convinced that somewhere, perhaps chiseled onto the wall of a cave, carved into a stone, or written on a scroll, are these profound words that still ring true today:

“big tits good, but also other tits good”. :)

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twentyfive

@ClubFan81077 What is actually chiseled on the cave wall is "When you've seen one pair of tits, you want to see them all"

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ClubFan81077

@twentyfive hahaha, also very true words!

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grrlgonebad

"When you've seen one pair of tits, you want to see them all"

....but MY tits are special! hahaha.. and you haven't seen them...

...until you look at the pics... oh, wait... yep... tits... nipples... a little side boob... yeah, I guess you have seen them...

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grrlgonebad

just remembered.. my tits are LITERALLY my profile pic.. hahahahaha

nevermind!

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FishHawk

Tits come in many sizes and shapes. Almost all are good. I enjoy playing with most.

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twentyfive

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