Comments by harrydave (page 5)

That is the truth.

They don't mention her kit. That is either an oversight of the article, or that is what makes it suspicious.

My theory is a bit different. I figure most of the shill reviews are written by a bouncer or a shift manager. What else do you do with your incomplete "phys ed/communications major" but write poor marketing screeds for strip clubs?

BBFS with strippers, escorts or strangers...you will get an STD sooner or later...the only question is, "which one?"

Yeah, I'm with dallas702 on this one. There are decent alternatives to strip clubs. You just need to get a passport and go international. If you are single, this is easily managed. If you are married, you might need to first get a divorce. A small matter. ;-)

I believe Teddy Roosevelt gave the best advice: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."

No buffet at Hiliter. I used to get lunch in there regularly on Friday afternoons. It was decent. It is also a low priced strategy for keeping the girls off you for 45 minutes or so while you scope out the talent.

All I can say is, the probabilities are low but not insignificant.

I flagged it for 3 reasons: 1) It has no information about the club; 2) it has all the earmarks of a revenge post; 3) Joined Dec 2012, 1 review. When someone goes to the trouble of joining TUSCL for the purpose of posting a "review" like that, there is a hell of lot more to the story, and it is unlikely it has much to do with the club.

@looneylarry - I'm still in the Middle East. Will be in the US around Christmas/New Years. I've got a few days in MI and a couple days in NY/NJ/CT in between family visits. Figured I would hit a few clubs. Just so I don't forget.

If you have never farted during sex, you have not lived a full and glorious life.

Cheetahs has an unfortunate location, halfway between Hiliter and Bandaids. If you're in the neighborhood, you will go to one or the other, and Cheetahs is the "also ran". The club has struggled and gone through several management and name changes. I always look for shill reviews in that situation. Usually the new management is enjoying a brief rush of marketing fever.

I flagged this review. It's not a review. I'm not sure what it is. I thought this was a nice piece of useless advice: "So please to all u perverted pigs of men be careful and go to a club with clean women. "

Something similar happened to me in a club in Kokomo (not the Hip Hugger). I went into VIP with a very friendly MILF. For 3 songs, just lap dances, with a slow escalation in the contact. Another girl and guy finish up and leave. My girl shifts us to another spot, which gives her a view of the entrance to VIP. She slips aside her thong and we go at it. 2 songs later we are done and cleaned up. Dances would normally be $10, and we were in there for maybe 6. I give her a $100 note and a $20. She comes back to me 5 minutes later out in the club and wants to make sure I didn't giver her the $100 by mistake.

I have had body-to-body oil massages. Bangkok. $50 (1,500 Thai Baht) Kinda ridiculous. I prefer regular oil and deep tissue massages. Get a good one, and you are loose and comfortable for the whole day.

Yeah, I thought that review was off, too. The last section is hilarious. "I did get a 30 min room with Jordan in the back, and she is one of the smartest entertainers I have ever talked to. I always get a room for company and she was so nice I will make Hush my new favorite club." This must be one of the bouncers. He wants to ball "Jordan".

I don't think any of the top 10 right now are there because of fake reviews. I would guess there is a fake review posted every day, but it's not a huge problem, and most of them are easy to spot. Something like, BillShill - Joined Yesterday, 1 Review, 1 Club "You guys should really check out Blueballs Cabaret. I was there last Saturday night with some of my buddies, and we had the best time ever. The cover was only $12, and the staff treated us real well. ...blah ...blah ...blah .... great food ... blah... blah ... remember to tip the girls ... blah ... drink specials all night long ...."

It goes on and on... http://www.truecrimereport.com/stupid_crime/

Farmerart, did you also give her elocution lessons? " The rain in Spain falls mainly by the plain." Your experience is similar to a few I had in Phoenix. I didn't mind. At the time, I was a regular at Bandaids. The word go out that I might take a girl to a good restaurant. Friendliness quotient went way up. One night I ate by myself at Avanti, a well known place. I ordered a lamb chop dinner for takeout and brought it to the club for a Jamaican girl who was a semi ATF. She wolfed it down, sitting with me at the bar. Several other girls cycled by. Really mixed expressions on their faces! The bartender commented that my girl had a preference for "rich meat". Chuckles all around. All of this comes under the heading of "Yeah, I'm a PL at times, but it was fun" (props to Papi_Chulo for admitting it as well).

If the girls had their way, the guys with ATFs would be assigned colored ear tags and tracking collars.

My best guess is that "carolynne" is just an ID made up by a guy who wants to see how long the gag can run. Joined Oct 2012, 0 reviews, and uses phrases like..."i hate it when strippers come on this site and pretend to be obnoxious know-it-all customers." Ah yes, the voice of "experience". On the the other hand, I don't care enough to argue the point any further. It is welcome to its place.

I start my hotel search with Kayak. They plug in to the other big services, so you get to see all the options in one place. The web site is pretty fast and easy to use. Over the years I have stayed most consistently at Hampton Inn and Comfort Inn, because they fit my budget and they have consistent amenities. Also, it's nice to accumulate frequent traveler points. I have never had an issue at any hotel with bringing in a female guest. That stroll through the lobby is known as "the walk of shame". You get used to it.

I have learned that the size of a woman's boobs has no correlation with the enjoyment I experience with her. I think we are simply conditioned to like big boobs, and the conditioning can be eliminated through rigorous sampling and experimentation. I am always looking for women, regardless of boob size, to participate in my research program.

By the way, carolynne, if you're going to persist in posting that picture with your profile, I believe the phrase "kicked more than a few tires" is appropriate.

This is not exactly an unbiased survey. What we have on this thread is predominantly a group of experienced buyers, who have kicked more than a few tires, and know how to find the good deals. On the other hand, if you asked us if we have ever blown a large sum of money in a club and received very little in return, I believe the answer to that would be a resounding YES as well.