Comments by kiddo

Haha--right. Possible, but rare. The bigger (longer) the implant, the more chance of complications/pain. Altho with the right model, expansion (girth) can be had. But the reality is that over 50% LOSE length, sometimes over 2 inches. I'm serious. Choose your surgeon wisely. Research. Get an assurance from him.

I would spend money on other dancers, but be really friendly to her. Wait a couple months and see what happens. It usually doesn't work out for either one. If you do get her in the sack, you'll likely not be satisfied with dances any more. She knows that. Why would she want to give up your business in the club? I've dated OTC a few times, and a few were not for $$ (especially when I was younger). Now, occasionally, I'll date OTC for dinner, and let her make the next move. Sometimes great, sometimes just good food and company.

You'll have to experiment like everyone else as they get older, altho you're pretty young. Check your meds, test your testosterone,and if you don't want to get a urologist involved, start with Viagra (I liked Cialis). They're costly, but there are "some" overseas pharmacies cheaper and good quality. After about 11-12 yrs I needed more. Got the Trimix injections. Super good. It does NOT hurt...much. Great sex for 2 yrs. Finally got an implant. Awesome! It's rock hard for as long as you want. When in a club, I inflate in the men's room. I'm 73, and sex is better than ever, even lap dances. Most insurance plans cover it 100%. Feeling is totally natural.

Sounds like you've got a keeper. Dancers usually don't rip me off, because I spend a fair amount of money (no, not wealthy), and my favorites know if they want anything else from me they need to keep it legit. At the HipHugger in Ind, couple yrs ago, I thought all I had was $20's but forgot there were 4 $50's on the bottom. I thought I was giving Charlotte $70, but really gave her about $240. I remember her thanking me about 4 times.Ha. When I got home, it hit me. Next time I saw her I told her the story. She didn't have it at the time (start of shift), but she'd make it up. And she did. The next 3 times I saw her, she gave me lots of freebies. No harm, no foul.

I disagree with most of these posts. The one exception to my theory is a college town situation. But the clubs and the girls that I have encountered tells me that many of the part timers are part timers because they can. Why can they? Because the manager/owner is practical. When he sees someone who is making money for the club he doesn't want to lose them, and will let them be more selective about their own schedules. Many clubs have very strict rules about dancers working a certain # of days, and are even fined if they violate. Great lookers/dancers are given exemptions, or they will move to somewhere else to find what they need. It could be that this only applies in an area with a lot of clubs. Anyway, I've seen over 100 clubs, and thats been my experience.

All of the clubs in East S.L. offer big time stage mileage, but Miss Kitty's has lousy privates, but the stages are twice as good. They ALWAYS slip off the stage on to your lap, where you are free to explore anywhere you like.

Wow, the original question here is an eye-opener. Makes me realize how good some of us have it. The event we're talking about, and it being a "possibility", is foreign to pat- rons of Industrial Strip, Ybor, Treasures, and many other joints. It is absolutely expected!

Sometimes it works the other way. My ATF waitress is at Industrial Strip, but she started out dancing (not at IS). I think she had doubts about herself after having kids, so she switched to waitressing. But what a babe--and classy! Always had a huge crush on her. Always chats if not too busy. Even talked her into a dance once, and I enjoyed it just because I like her. Probably too young for me, but if I thought I could get her out, I would in a heartbeat. Debbie is the best.

EasyEd--Don't even waste your time in Ill. Less than 30 min. south of the loop, just off the skyway in Ind. is Industrial Strip. That is, if you're looking for truly full contact dances with good looking gals.

Heatherlake--If you're considering IS, let me suggest something. Examine Parodyman and Fondl in their past posts, and try to determine if they are right on, or are crackpot critics trying to grind some axe. If they are on, then you should believe them, and not the ratings of TUSCL. I think currently IS is at #32, and having been to 14 of the top 40, I'd have to agree that it deserves to be there, or higher. Club O is not even in the top 100, and that's no oversight. Go to IS and enjoy. TUSCL is right, malcontent crackpots are wrong

ChiTown--Sorry you weren't impressed with IS-it'smy fav- but I realize I'm in the minority, at least on this board, and that's fine. On your visit, you should have grabbed Bentley or Breezy. I've danced with Rosa and Eva, and neither tripped my trigger. But I wanted to mention that they do have several hispanic girls on the night shift--Gina, Annabelle, and Bionca are especially fun. As far as the ambiance, or attitudes, I'm puzzled. I'm in there at least once a week, more, so they know me, but the only "rules" I've ever seen enforced were dealing with some idiots. No standing? several hundred visits, and I've never heard of it. And I have a great time shooting the breeze and "flirting" as you, or someone said. Don't know how the place could be more friendly. I'd have to give the edge to a place like Treasures in Tex, or Mons in Fla, but I couldn't afford those places every few days like IS. But on your next swing this way you'd be better off to skip the other Chicagoland joints, you'll be disappointed. Best off going back to Brads, or out to Davenport--3 hrs west. Good luck. Oh, by the way, the pasties at IS come off with just a little coaxing.

Strange that this should come up right now. Today I had a dance with JoJo (at IS), and Tuesday I had same with her Mom, Ginger. They don't work as a team but do clown around alot.

Sitting at a table (or the bar) for endless periods of time, with some other dude, used to bug me too. I thought the guy must SURELY be paying for the time. Now I know that is the case. Sometimes $100 or more for an hr or so.

I sympathize with you and your hyperactive dancer. Bugs me. My regulars know that if they want my future business, they'll dance like I want, not how they want. I don't like acrobats, or any degree of an air dance. It's not that I'm too pushy--I'm just a straddle and grind kind of guy. They change position often to keep you from getting off. Then you probably wouldn't buy anymore dances.

Seems like the HH bashers would figure out that there's a good reason why both dancers and patrons sometimes drive more than 3 hrs to go there

I believe you, Joey. I've seen it (and more) many times, tho not often. There's no one to monitor back there. Other dancers and waitresses see, somewhat, but in 15 yrs, I've never heard of anyone getting fired for being too naughty.

You're right about the Tijuana connection. I've been there 7 #. Does HH have beds and rooms and penetration? No. But if a guy can't get happy happy at HH, something is wrong with him. Plus, it's the safest sex you can find.

I agree only with the failure of the club to give notice of closing. The rest of the review is baloney.