Comments by parodyman--> (page 5)

Sounds like the type of item Bobbyl/Dougster would smuggle into the club in his ass.

I know I'm right. This is a scumbag move even for Shadowcat.

Shadowcat: “The older I get and/or the higher mileage I get, It takes more to excite me.” Parodyman--> Not even the mighty blue pills can keep those boners popping old man. Shadowcat: “I just read a review for a club that I visit.” Parodyman--> All by yourself? No one explained it to you? Did you get a headache? Shadowcat: “The reviewer said that he spent $240 for an hour of grinding.” Parodyman--> My God man! That is thirty pair of pervert shorts at your local K-Mart. Shadowcat: “If after 4 songs I am not getting more than just grinding, I have to stop and find another dancer.” Parodyman--> Does the first one run away screaming? Shadowcat: “Even with my favorites, who provide me with excellent mileage, I have to stop after 4 songs unless they are really getting nasty.” Parodyman--> Oh I get it… You aren’t up to the task. Shadowcat: “This morning I felt like hitting a club tonight but now the thought of visiting an Atlanta club is boring.” Parodyman--> An entire shift of dancers collectively sigh in relief. Shadowcat: “Maybe I am getting too old for this shit or maybe I just need to take a break from it.” Parodyman--> Don’t let anyone here stop you. We’d like a break from you too. Shadowcat: “The only thing that keeps me doing it, is the chance for a GFE OTC with one of my favorites.” Parodyman--> It’s like making those insane proposition bets for you; hoping you will find a girl desperate enough to fuck at the discounted senior rate. Oh well roll dem bones. Shadowcat: “If she doesn't come through this month, maybe I will cool it for awhile and take some real trips.” Parodyman--> Acid? Angel Dust? Shadowcat: “Acapulco, Costa Rica or Rio and go for some real hookers.” Parodyman--> As opposed to the drug addled bottom feeders you normally consort with. Good luck with that.

Sorry, Not a cop or a double agent or anything like that. My favorite neighborhood bar used to have fashion shows 2 or 3 times a week. With the stuff that was going on the last thing you wanted to see was a cop. (Or a girlfriend!)

Shadowcat: “Parodyman: You must have spent the whole day composing this one.” Parodyman--> 5 minutes. Not that you are worth even that much of my time. Shadowcat: “Not one of your better insults.” Parodyman--> Maybe not, but at your expense anything is funny. Shadowcat: “Are you running out of material?” Parodyman--> “Not until you drop dead. Even then the corpse will be good for a few beatings. Shadowcat: “As for washing my soiled shorts, I thought that I could just throw them in the bath tub with you but that creates another problem.” Parodyman--> As I stated have one of your followers wash them. I bet if you look inside your shorts you’ll see Shekitout hanging there just going along for the ride. Ask him to wash them. Shadowcat: “I don't want to wait a month to get them back.” Parodyman--> Then you better slap Bobbyl or Shrek with that geriatric pimp hand.

Hare today guano tomorrow?

Shadowcat: “turtle: Better yet. No zipper.” Parodyman-->: Sounds great for you Shadowcat until you piss yourself because you forgot that there is no zipper there. Shadowcat: “I have 3 pair of 100% nylon shorts that I bought at Kmart for about $8 each.” Parodyman-->: Wow you must be the reigning King of high fashion in the Atlanta and South Carolina areas. Most grown men visit a tailor. You Shadowcat go right for that blue light special. You are a one of a kind and you have character. Or are a character, either way… Shadowcat: “No zippers.” Parodyman-->: Good, one less “new fangled” thing to break. Shadowcat: “No belts.” Parodyman-->: Also good, then the police won’t have to take it away when they arrest you for being a pervert. No one wants to see you swinging from the rafters of your jail cell. Shadowcat: “2 Pockets up front and one in the back.” Parodyman-->: Are you sure the back one is a pocket and not a Ned Beatty trademarked sodomy access point? You know how you people get once those dueling banjos get going. Shadowcat: “An elastic waste band.” Parodyman-->: Is your sphincter so old that you need an elastic device to contain your waste? Or did you mean waist as in midsection? I’m just dying to ask… Did you and Jethro BoDean both graduate with a sixth grade education? How come he’s the brain surgeon? Shadowcat: “BLACK.” Parodyman-->: Another race you don’t like? Or did you mean the shorts? Are you trying to be like Johnny Cash? Are you the frail old man in black? Shadowcat: “I cut out the interior mesh undergarment being careful to not cut the pockets out.” Parodyman-->: You aren’t even wearing athletic or casual shorts. You are buying swim trunks. That must be a real flattering look. At least you should be able to fit your adult diaper underneath without too much trouble. (Keep those front pockets! You’ll need a place to carry the chocolates and Viagra.) Shadowcat: “What next?” Parodyman-->: Nothing. This little fashion tip for goobers was brilliant. I genuinely feel sorry for you now. Shadowcat: “Wash them!” Parodyman-->: Have your little bitch boy Bobbyl/Dougster take care of that for you.

About 1hour 20 minutes for me to drive to Ottawa to see some favorites. Otherwise my current favorite works at SCORES which is 20 minutes away.

Maybe he was refering or reFURing to pubic hair (HARE)?

"Not to be too picky, shadowcat, but I thought bra size was always in even numbers. Never heard of a "35"." Clubber, Shadowcat knows all. And if he doesn't he makes shit up!

"a little too detailed for me my life isnt THAT involved in sc's its the same with SCL why waste your life arguing your fav SC? Don Quixote complex?" Or Shadowcat disease...

"Parodyman: If you click on my name you will see that I am one of the top contributors to this site." And that proves exactly what?

htstrpr99, If you are going to make fun of the sad old men here what the fuck am I going to do? Very well said.

You sound like a cop. I hate cops. They ruin everyone's fun.

No! You are a FREAK! Register as a sex offender today! Just Kidding. I'll call ahead if I'm making a long drive and don't wish to waste my time.

"Who want's to help on this one?" I don't understand the big interest in if or how a dancer pays her taxes. Do you spend this much time worring about how everyone else you encounter pays their taxes? What about that paperboy? Hope that little SOB is reporting his Christmas tips.

Pregnant dancers? No thanks. That shit is for the elderly and the hard core perverts. You can tell who they are by their answers to this thread.

Shrek, if you can't find anyone to give you psych meds you should at least ask for some suppositories so you can keep amused.

Or maybe not...

Shadowcat: “One of the first things that founder expels is not to type with the "CAP LOCK's ON" for emphasis. Parodyman: Shadowcat as much as I just hate to make you sound like a goober from the SC area; I think you don’t understand the definition of the word “expel.” Expel – as defined by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company. 1. To force or drive out: expel an invader. 2. To discharge from or as if from a receptacle: expelled a sigh of relief. 3. To force to leave; deprive of membership: expelled the student from college for cheating. An example would be: A sudden loud noise caused Shadowcat to expel his bowels. Good thing he had his senior diaper on or things could have gotten very messy. I think the word you were looking for is expound. Let’s see how that works for you. Expound -- as defined by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company. 1. To give a detailed statement of; set forth: expounded the intricacies of the new tax law. 2. To explain in detail; elucidate: The speaker expounded the approach of positive thinking. An example would be: One of the first things that founder expounded was not to type with the "CAP LOCK's ON" for emphasis. Shadowcat: “ It shows immaturity. I guess that he knew what he was talking about!” Parodyman: You are fucking-A-right! And a great job you have done of it. "CAP LOCK's ON" look familiar? When I put our names in all caps it was for ease of reading not emphasis. Besides being an immature douche bag at your advanced age you need someone to point out to you it is called the “caps lock” key. Try to absorb all of this and apply it to your future writings. Maybe you won’t come off as such a backward ass, banjo playing, Southerner.

SHADOWCAT: “T would also say perky.” PARODYMAN: “T?” Who the fuck is “T?” Ice T? Mr. T? Does he say something like, “Hey boy Mr. T likes his titties perky!” SHADOWCAT: “I like my women petite.” PARODYMAN: I like mine a little more like the vintage pin-up models. So what? SHADOWCAT: “A34B is perfect.” PARODYMAN: I don’t pick a size or a number. Breasts are nature and art not assembly line additions. The perfect pair exists in my mind and I’ll know them when I see them. SHADOWCAT: “However, my current #1 favorite is a 36D.” PARODYMAN: So you do not follow what you say. It speaks volumes about you. SHADOWCAT: “Go figure...” PARODYMAN: I’ve given up on trying to decipher the twisted thoughts of those inflicted with Alzheimer’s disease.

"Don't you hare it when..." HARE as in rabbit?

Does this include the HATE email you and your jerk-off followers sent to wondergrl5?

LOYAL SUBJECTS: “Sire? Dost this exuberant crooning offend thyne ears too?” SHADOWCAT: “jgb133 we have met and you know that I share the same views. “ PARODYMAN: Elderly with a common goal… I like that. Maybe you can start the million walker march. SHADOWCAT: “The best thing I can say about last months visit. Is that the day shift DJ was not overly obnoxious.” PARODYMAN: No bragging about all the half priced pussy? SHADOWCAT: “It is a college town and Ken Wood wants to keep a party atmosphere going. “ PARODYMAN: Shit! I can’t understand why he doesn’t want to turn it into a convalescent home. SHADOWCAT: “He has lost his bread and butter club in Memphis. “ PARODYMAN: Misplaced it? Too bad, I liked this one. SHADOWCAT: “He has opened up clubs in Miami, Portland ME and recently Lexington KY. “ PARODYMAN: Perhaps he’ll be more careful with these. SHADOWCAT: “But this is his new darling club. “ PARODYMAN: Hope he closes it. SC sucks. SHADOWCAT: “You and I and several other have tried to talk to the management.” PARODYMAN: Several other what? And did he give a fuck? Obviously not. SHADOWCAT: “We have tried to explain that it is us older guys that have and spend the money. But it has always fallen on deaf ears.” PARODYMAN: Maybe you can look at his deafness as your final revenge for playing the music in HIS club too loud. SHADOWCAT: “Come in on a Saturday afternoon. The place is packed with soldiers from Ft Jackson. They drink beer, tip on stage but rarely buy a lap dance.” PARODYMAN: Who goes to a strip club to look at servicemen? SHADOWCAT: “Jimmy, the former general manager has left.” PARODYMAN: Did the door hit him in the ass on the way out? SHADOWCAT: “He has bought an interest in another Columbia club.” PARODYMAN: How nice for him. SHADOWCAT: “And I have a favorite dancer working there.” PARODYMAN: WOW Really? SHADOWCAT: “I am sure that you remember her. “ PARODYMAN: No I don’t. “SHADOWCAT: “BTW, if you ever want to try to seek him out, His office is located next to Heart Breakers. The sign says "Ken Wood Enterprises". Lots of luck” PARODYMAN: I’m sure he loves the fact that you gave out this information on the internet where violent psychos like shekitout can read it. SHADOWCAT: “I cannot cut of my nose to spite my face.” PARODYMAN: Sure you can. Use the “razor sharp” machete you claim that you keep for protection. Tell it your nose is attacking you. SHADOWCAT: “I still have lots of favorite dancers there and I will continue to chase after them.” PARODYMAN: Fortunately there are stalking laws in place. SHADOWCAT: “LOL.” PARODYMAN: That abbreviated phrase, “LOL”, just sounds so pussy. SHADOWCAT: “This month Sept 16-18. Come on down!” PARODYMAN: And be the next contestant on “the Clap is Right…”

Why do you care? Are you a cop or something?