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16 years ago
You don't sound too much like a serial killer. I'm sure someone will help you out with that. [SARCASM]
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16 years ago
Playboy is a relic. Product identity and publication is my field and I can't figure out why they aren't constantly updating their image. This is an industry where only the fresh concepts make any money. Just let it die...
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16 years ago
Things are OK in the Chicago area. But then again it isn't the bustling metropolis that the Atlanta area is...
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16 years ago
Jessica Angel works for me!
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16 years ago
Zorro,
I agree with you one hundred percent but be careful who you criticize. People here seem to take offence to any criticism directed at their reviews.
Once I ribbed some dude about using five or six forms of the word “impress†in his review. That upset the poor bastard so much he called me a “Godless communist†and some other choice things. Is it my fault his review much less his writing skills sucked? Members here need to learn to communicate like educated adults not some kid writing a report for his third grade field trip.
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16 years ago
Mets1986,
Could you be shadowcat's long lost brother? You speak and spell just like him.
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16 years ago
DickJohnson: “Recently there have been a few posts alluding to men who are only able to be turned on by stripper-whores? Some of these men with good women at home, or who pass on other good women in their lives. Kinda sad.â€
Parodyman--> : Very sad. All of these older guys so desperate to be what they are not. No amount of money will make you young again. That dancer that you idolize is only telling you what you want to hear. Behind your back at best you are an investor in timeshare pussy. More likely you are a big fucking joke to her.
Shadowcat: “Dear Abbey, What is a real man?â€
Parodyman-->: “My name isn’t Abbey but I can tell you that a real man is all of the things you are not.
Shadowcat: “95% of the guys that I have personally met through TUSCL are older men.â€
Parodyman-->: I had no idea this was a dating service.
Shadowcat: “Like Myself. They have lived a normal life.â€
Parodyman-->: Look at the way you live. What is so normal about it?
Shadowcat: “Lost mates through death or divorce.â€
Parodyman-->: Divorce meaning you did nothing or were incapable of keeping your wife happy.
Shadowcat: “Raised kids.â€
Parodyman-->: Who really raised them? You or your wife?
Shadowcat: “Now just want to have fun before we get too old to enjoy it.â€
Parodyman-->: That ship has sailed pal. The way you describe your trips they are mechanical and devoid of anything remotely fun.
Shadowcat: “We still want sex but not with grandmothers.â€
Parodyman-->: Well hopefully you don’t want it with Grandfathers either.
Shadowcat: “WE know that we have to pay if we want sex with pretty young women.â€
Parodyman-->: Better yet, the young women know it. That sign around your neck that says “SUCKER†is a dead giveaway.
Shadowcat: “So we pay.â€
Parodyman-->: But not without bitching about your Senior discount.
Shadowcat: “Is that sad?â€
Parodyman-->: Do you have to ask? If my life took a turn for the worse and began to mirror yours I’d eat a bullet.
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16 years ago
There is a difference between MP3's and CD tracks. There is a limit to what a standard CD player will read. Just not sure of the exact number.
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16 years ago
Typical oil company greed. Any excuse to raise prices.
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16 years ago
Not sure on the exact number but have seen 103 tracks on a CD.
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16 years ago
Point taken.
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16 years ago
That would be fine by me Jester. I'll play nice as long as I'm treated likewise. How long do you think that will last? At least I don't see bobbyl/dougster's crap. I have him blocked.
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16 years ago
Shadowcat's first banjo lesson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8
Watch and learn about how they roll in Shadowcat's hood!
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16 years ago
Shadowcat's first banjo lesson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8
Watch and learn about how they roll in Shadowcat's hood!
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16 years ago
For those of you that are not stereotyped about "Satanism" and enjoy good music of all classifications, may I suggest that you try some music from Kerry King. He can go from classic to pop to jazz faster than Shadowcat can flog his old log.
Make that "Metal" music. It is late and I'm tired.
P.S. He has some bad-ass tribal tattoos so he will automatically piss off the oldsters.
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16 years ago
Jester,
OK I'll own what I said. I'll even agree that it was a cheap shot. I still don't feel that I owe Shadowcat any courtesy or respect.
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16 years ago
Shadowcat is currently the reason I have a hard time respecting someone just because they are older. You have to show me something worthy of respect. Shadowcat will never amount to anything more than a pathetic old clown.
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16 years ago
Stupid Old Man: “Parodyman; The rules of engagement call for a second.â€
Parodyman-->: A second what? Are you talking about a duel? Not only are you giving away your age but your southern pride is showing.
Stupid Old Man: “I could bring my son (30yo) My son in law(28yo) My 31 Yo old daughter( who has read your shit and would bitch slap the shit out of you but I would prefer to bring a life time older buddy.â€
Parodyman-->: Bring Michael Jackson for all I care. As I do not frequent glory holes I doubt I will ever see you.
Stupid Old Man: “He would only have to record the results and post them here.â€
Parodyman-->: What results? Are your children taking paternity tests in the hopes that they can call the mailman daddy?
Stupid Old Man: “Maybe you could bring your mom to caress your balding head.â€
Parodyman-->: What makes you think I’m losing my hair?
Stupid Old Man: “At 66, I still have a full head of hair, as one dancer put it.â€
Parodyman-->: Was she laughing when she said this?
Stupid Old Man: “I have the chest of an 18 yo.â€
Parodyman-->: An 18 year old pansy? Or is it more of a sunken old man’s chest. I bet you wheeze when you breathe.
Stupid Old Man: “I have to show my ID to get a senior citizens discount.â€
Parodyman-->: For lap dances?
Stupid Old Man: “I am stronger than my sons but do not have their stamina.â€
Parodyman-->: Will you stop with the incest talk please.
Stupid Old Man: “Better get your shots in early or shut the fuck up.â€
Parodyman-->: What the fuck are you talking about? Do you honestly at your advanced age want to embarrass yourself by getting into a fist fight?
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16 years ago
Are you on drugs?
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16 years ago
I read them when I feel like it.
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16 years ago
"I think it is time that parodyman accepts that shadowcat is special and unique, just like everybody else."
NO! Shadowcat is special & unique but in the short yellow bus sense of the words.
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16 years ago
Stupid Old Man: “Do you really what to go down on some chick that you have just met?â€
Parodyman-->: If I met her loitering among the bottom feeding whores at your favorite SC club then the answer would be, “Fuck no! I’m not into creampie…â€
Stupid Old Man: “I don't Where has that pussy been?â€
Parodyman-->: I bet you don’t where your Grammar Primer is at either.
Stupid Old Man: “I recently asked my favorite dancer if I could kiss her(pussy),â€
Parodyman-->: Did she say, “Daddy, no.†Then bolt from the VIP area?
Stupid Old Man: “When we were alone, she pulled the thong aside and let me lick it.â€
Parodyman-->: Wow she really is a slut. Of course incest is the norm in that area.
Stupid Old Man: “It tasted and smelled normal.â€
Parodyman-->: Like home cooking?
Stupid Old Man: “She giggled the whole time.â€
Parodyman-->: You were probably licking the wrong hole.
Stupid Old Man: “She said I don't,normally do that and added that she knowes that I am selective.â€
Parodyman-->: She is lying. She also knows that you can’t spell. And as far as being “selective†we all know that you are a discriminating connoisseur of bargain basement pussy.
Stupid Old Man: “Yes I AM GOING TO take her flowers next week.â€
Parodyman-->: You might want to cough up some of that child support you probably missed out on when she was growing up.
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16 years ago
Jester,
Shadowcat has no problems offering to fuck my wife. Thought I'd return the sentiment in kind.
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16 years ago
Thats OK, you can always sell those naked pictures of your adult daughter. I'm sure your followers would love them autographed!
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16 years ago
Shadowtwat: “parodyman: Bring your wife around I am sure that she could use some DICK.â€
Parodyman--> She’d kill you old man. But I did ask her and she said that we could use a gardener.
Shadowtwat: “Am I getting too personal?â€
Parodyman--> Not at all as long as you are willing to talk about your failed marriage. Guess your DICK couldn’t keep her interested. That’s OK. I’m sure where you live there were lots of close family members to satisfy her.
Shadowtwat: “I remember you knocking my daughter a few posts ago.â€
Parodyman--> I didn’t knock her. I just wanted a naked picture before I met her. I wanted to see if she was the type who would like me to go up her ass then spray my load all over her face.
Shadowtwat: “I ignored it as being just your usual bull shit.â€
Parodyman--> It’s no bullshit. I’d be happy to ream her good.
Shadowtwat: “I doubt that we will ever meet in person.â€
Parodyman--> That is correct. I don’t stick my junk through glory holes.
Shadowtwat: “You do not have the balls for that because you know that I will kick the living shit out of you.â€
Parodyman--> Sure you will. Take a look at yourself. You are a 66 year old bastard with one foot in the grave. What are you going to do... Hit me with your oxygen bottle?