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Yes shadowcat that is pretty common for a dancer you spend a lot of money on to buy you a dance from another girl if she is busy and dosen't want you to leave until she gets your money too. Remember dancers do not find nasty old perverts attractive. This is business to them not affection.

Thats mighty white of you shadowcat. I don't think this is something that can be catagorized by ethnic group. I try to look at each girl on her own merits. That initial attraction is more important than trying to figure the odds of something occurring because of a dancer's ethnicity.

Thats mighty white of you shadowcat. I don't think this is something that can be catagorized by ethnic group. I try to look at each girl on her own merits. That initial attraction is more important than trying to figure the odds of something occurring because of a dancer's ethnicity.

I find it strange that when njscfan gives shadowcat a little reality check, the old fool starts bitching about me. All these grossly repetitive threads that shadowcat starts are weak attempts at approval seeking. He wants to be the big man on TUSCL. It is sad really. Does anyone other than bobbyl and clubber buy into his crap?

Ozzymandias, your reading skills rival those of bobbyl. This means you are a moron. Shadowtwat posted this thread at: 07/20/08 7:22 PM. My reply came on 07/21/08 4:58 AM. I log onto this discussion board when I feel like it. I am not shadowing anyone. Can I be hels accountable if no one else is willing to reply to his self serving bullshit?

She probably just popped in a new one. I bet she stirred your drink with the old one.

I had no idea that when I go out for an evening of entertainment that I'd be bombarded with so many women who need saving. Maybe some of you need to grow the fuck up and see this for what it is.

"You guys that have met me in person, know that I am real." -- I always thought you were a dummy. That fist up your ass must be there for some other reason.

Where to start… where to start… I guess that I am having the misfortune of being involved in a post with the three biggest degenerates on TUSCL. Even at three to one they are clearly at a disadvantage. Before anyone gets upset, I didn’t mean to infer that clubber and shadowcat are gay. Far from it. Along with bobbyl they are true homophobes. What I did say was that clubber provides full service to shadowcat. Does this make them gay? Fuck no. Their arrangement is more of a maximum security prison type of thing. Their gratification by man is a result of necessity due to the fact that shadowcat disgusts women. Clubber wanting only shadowcat’s guidance and admiration has fallen into the role of the jailhouse bitch. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that clubber hand washes shadowcat’s infamous pervert pants. (Those silk shorts he is always prattling on about.) Apparently bobbyl is offended by this. He dug down deep folks and hit me with the best insult he could think of. “That parody's quite the little faggot isn't he?” Wow bobbyl I can’t even begin to tell you how deeply wounded by this I am. Although you have shown formidable wit coming up with something like that I am going to do you a favor and explain something to you. Words like “faggot” are only insulting to someone who has issues with homosexuality. Personally I don’t care about another’s sexual orientation. This makes your words impotent, which is probably a recurring problem in your life.

"I can't believe there are umm... one, two, three, four, five, wait... six, seven, eight, um... nine... ten. Umm...Uhh... Two-hundred? replies to this dumb post!" I know what you mean chi-sam. Shadowcat frequently posts with the intent of belittling some stripper. He has women issues. This explains why his wife dumped him and he has taken up with clubber.

"We go in the back and make out..." I can't get past the mental picture that statement gives me. I didn't get a word of your post after that.

“I have gotten this a lot recently. Dancers that had previously done a lot more in the couch room have cooled it. I have tried to remind them of what we had done it the past and this is what I get. I don't get upset. I just wait for the next time they get fucked up. I have one favorite that sometimes comes to the club with her husband. I love it. He becomes the designated driver and she drinks till the end. When she is like this, anything short of FS is possible.” Now all of the recent hollering you have done about having a glossary makes sense. Shadowcat you have become the very definition of PATHETIC LOSER! Congratulations! Now even the economically depressed dancers of SC find you so disgusting that they can’t bear to touch you unless they are shit-faced. You must be so proud. Guess the only full service you’ll be getting is from your pal clubber.

HA! HA! Told you all from the beginning that this place was a hole.

I have to ask myself which is the worst position to find one's self in? Not knowing simple mathmatics, but being able to learn? Or suffering presenile dementia, an early stage of alzheimers? Shadowcat, in case this is over your head, you got the shit end of the stick on this one pal.

sorry, typo -- "definately"

Tattoos definsately have a place in the modern burlesque movement. Rockabilly, Goth, Modern Pinup all benefit from a tattooed model. It adds variety and depth to an entire genre. Some of the oldsters here can't get past their own sheltered existances and see that art can exist on the skin.

A wonderful post by clubber telling us all his criterion for how long and how deeply he will follow a topic. And I thought he would be easily distracted by butterflies. "Really quite simple." -- So are you clubber my friend, so are you. Wondergrl5's infatuation with the phraze Ass Clown couldn't have come at a better time. clubber, shadowcat, david9999 I think it fits you to a tee. Ass Clowns!

"I am not a sadist. I just enjoy watching people suffer." We all suffer. Every time david9999 the all mighty high powered lawyer who fucks 9.7 or better women left and right, and looks like James Bond doing it, posts here trying desperately to get us all to believe his hype. I have no doubt he has intimate knowledge of the interior of that particular AMP. My theory is he works there mopping up other dude's jizz. I will venture further and speculate that he doesn't earn a half mil annualy doing so.

Here is one of my current favorite you tube videos. I'm no where near being ready to attempt this but as far as guitar goes Kerry King is the man! If I had a natural born musical talent, playing like he does would be it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_x67-dvCmQ&feature=related Also if you'd like to see an example of Kerry King playing check this out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n9fpNRGFyw&feature=related

"Billions and Billions Served, all 9.7+ quality!" -- a big time anynonmous member of the bar and all around James Bondian guy.

I keep no one on ignore because doing so compromises the spirit of this message board.

arbeeguy, This message board is a fucking free for all. Half of the posters here don't have the attention span, much less the intelligence to stay on topic. CarolinaWanderer is a prime example of this.

Ask Gene Simmons how many is too many?

Funny how a high powered attorney who only fucks 9.7 or better women, in bunches, has time to argue the curvature of a building. "The building is in fact slightly curved which by the way is irrelevant to your pathetic initial claim I wasn't in the building (oh yes I guess now maybe went a few times?) so any idiot (like you) could even see that from the outside. In fact I've been their approx 20 times in the past year." Even funnier, he takes this as a personal point of pride. To MisterGuy I make the following plea. Just concede the building isn't perfectly straight so david9999 can retain his manhood and dignity.