Posts by shailynn

A man walks into a bar with a gun He yells “Which one of you twats nailed my wife?” as he cocks his gun. The whole place goes silent. Suddenly, at the end of the bar, someone suddenly stands up and yells…

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/former-mets-phillies-star-lenny-dykstra-arrested-allegedly-194703528--abc-news-topstories.html If you listen regularly to Howard Stern when this guy comes around it's pure radio gold.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/britney-spearss-ex-kevin-federline-seeking-60k-month-child-support-3x-hes-getting-right-now-171036675.html K-Fed is currently getting $20K a month from Brit, now requesting $60K a month. He currently earns $3K a month on his own before Brit's $20K kicks in. He has 6 children under the age of 18 from…

The goat at the base of the hill San Jose Guy is new to town and steps in the local pub for a drink. After a couple drinks he decides to ask the bartender "Where are the women around here? I need…

SJG is praying his mom doesn’t see this article. http://cnycentral.com/news/local/camillus-parents-seek-courts-help-to-get-adult-son-to-move-out

I don’t know about you but I liked it when Shadow posted the 2AMr’s, Jackslash with his news articles and Juices fart jokes better than all these new posters that I can’t figure out if they are just trolls or…

But none of them work.

This is pretty damn funny. Not quite as funny as SJG attempting to have a serious conversation with a troll, but none the less. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/

Woman Killed in Attack by 7 Dachshunds http://newser.com/s259388

If you have any females in your house these two names probably come up constantly. They both are cute as hell (IMO) and have somewhat exotic looks to them due to their mixed-culture heritage (was that the best PC way to…

Just imagine. If you sat Juice down at Sapphires in Vegas, with $3,000 cash and told him he can’t leave until it’s all spent, what do you think Juice would do? I know the kitchen would be working overtime churning…

What’s the most kids one stripper you have known has? The catch, she has to be hot. Mine would be 5 kids. I met her when she was in her early 30s had 4 kids, now she’s…